Dr. Pedantic! TOBOR is out of control!!! He's gone on a rampant sodomy spree, and nobody can understand what he's saying!!!
Thank you ever so much for your astute obeservations regarding the readily appearant, Captain Obvioius...
Oscar... I I've devised a plan... Everyone loves the food product called "Beef Jerky..." I need you to slip this special "Saltpeter Jerky" to TOBOR. I assure you that you'll be in no danger.
Wow, Dr. Pedantic! That's a great idea! And I'm sure I'd be the perfect bait, because it's been a while since TOBOR molested me! You can count on me, Dr.!
Hi there TOBOR! In the spirit of good will, I'd like to give you this Beef Jerky! Everyone loves beef jerkey!
