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| I will assign genders to inanimate objects, making my language unnecessarily complicated. | |
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| I will practice Guitar for Beginners 101 with my door open, late at night, because everyone certainly wants to hear how I'm improving. | |
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| I will produce unrealistic "reality" shows, since 93% of viewers don't realize how fake they are. | |
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