This is Fred Smith, of Fox News. Our glorious fuhr...president has caught known homosexual and Devil Saddam Hussein and is about to make a very cool and sexy speech
Now that we've caught the person we're accusing of owning weapons of mass destruction, this means that I was absolutely 100 percent correct and sage about this war, even though...
...we have no proof that he did what we're accusing him of. But he committed atrocities and now the denying liberals will see he did that, but of course we're not going to mention that my dad...
...and Secretary of Defense were accomplices, but they can be excused because they're Anglo-Saxon Christians. But anyway, Mr. Saddam, good riddens! I'm glad God intervened and will have us execute...
...you. It was just the natural order of things. But we're not doing it. The liberated Kurds and Shi'ites are doing it. It's a proletarian victory. We're just televising it on CNN.
