TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

Your right! I am a dozy cow, you want to reach my boss. I'm doing all I can for you, but you don't give a toss.

You've owned a phone since christmas, an expert overnight. I'm only trained by DodgyPhone, with nowt for brains but shite.

Of course you're right to swear sir, and why should I feel hurt? You know I can't retaliate, so treat me just like dirt.