I thought I'd take my girlfriend's unsolicited advice and just drag out a bunch of pissy, hurtful behaviour - indicative of the fact that I'm mildy annoyed with you.
I wont explain this behaviour and I'll probably try and shove it up your ass for as long as you'll hold still for it to see if you're "really a man" like my girlfriends said.
Hey! That's funny! Cause I was just about to drop you flat on your ass for treating me like dirt on a whim and start fucking your back stabbing girlfriend!