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| Something to do with Gravitons? | |
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| Give sucky-sucky for free because Jesus was born? | |
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| Using tinsel for hot bondage love because... ummm... Jesus was born?? | |
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| Hi kids... I'm Saint Nick. Christmas isn't about love or Jesus. It's about being guilt-tripped into inadequecy by your friends until you buy them expensive shit they don't need. | |
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| And that is the true spirit of christmas. That and running a slave labor camp in the frosty reaches of the north pole, exploiting elves and making the PHAT cash. | |
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