Holy Apocolypse, Priestman. The earth is doomed unless us superheros can stop it.
You said it, Choirboy. But with the Teen Tighties, the Outfielders, the Justice Sorority, the Offenders, the Revengers and the Furshlugginer Four on the case, earth is surely safe.
Bulk smash Nibiru!
Now, Bulk, we don't need to resort to such violent means. As master of the mescalin arts, I'm sure to come up with a better solution.
You are so hot, Donner. Let's do it before the earth is destroyed.
Fear not, Iron Maiden. Midgard shall not be destroyed. We superheros save the world on a monthly basis. This time shall be no different.