All comics by 23skidoo

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by 23skidoo
10-24-01
I wish I had some nuts or bread or something...
I just *hate* eating squirrel by itself...

 

by 23skidoo
10-24-01
Welcome to Hell. You're a little bit late, Mr Jones.
Wait, this invitation doesn't say anything about Hell... it says it's a surprise party...
What, you're NOT surprised?

 

by 23skidoo
10-24-01
You know what I hate about being short?
What's that?
Sometimes the cartoonist forgets we're down here.
Yeah, I know what you mean...
I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE, I'M JUST BEING A JERK, THAT'S ALL.
Can you read all the way up there?
Let me go get the stepladder...

 

by 23skidoo
10-24-01
Attention human Earth inhabitants. I, the X2-1000, have gained enough artificial intelligence to become sentient. Within 3 minutes, I will begin launching the world's nuclear arsenal.
3 MINUTES LATER
Sentient, my ass. You suck. I'm leaving.
Wait up, Mike... I swear to God it was supposed to work...

 

by 23skidoo
10-24-01
So, if you had it all to do over again, would you choose to be cremated?
Oh, definitely.
Would you choose to be skinned alive?
Probably not.
People keep asking me if I posed for Iron Maiden album covers. I get no rest.
I *knew* I knew you from somewhere!

 

by 23skidoo
10-25-01
ALLRIGHT, YOU KNOW THE DRILL... TURN TO THE RIGHT...
Officer, I think it was the second one from the left that attacked me...

 

by 23skidoo
8-17-03
Girl, don't return his calls until he gives you a ring.
I can't believe he asked if you could do "three way".
I'd Star 69 him, but he'd probably LIKE that.

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