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Comics Will Eat Themselves by Blue_Man 4-15-03
This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are filled with blood, and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.	The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists, and all the whores and the politicians will look up and shout "save us!" - And I'll look down, and whisper... "no".	What did I say that sounded like "tell me about your day"?

 

Signs - The Director's Cut by Blue_Man 4-15-03
Cleft Palate, Arkansas Well, it's another beautiful morning, Kid Out Of Sixth Sense. If only we could work out what's causing these dang crop circles! It's aliens, Mel Gibson. I read about it. In a book. With words, and everything.	Meanwhile... Actually, Glib-Glob, d'you think this invasion business is such a hot idea? What with us melting when we come into contact with the most common chemical substance on the planet, and all? Bollocks, I hadn't thought of that. Fuck it, let's just nuke the bloody place into the stone age and have done with it.	Is there any way we can blame the British for this?

 

Keanu Reeves - Hellblazer by Blue_Man 2-27-04
John Constantine, you have foiled my plans for the last... hey, wait a fucking minute. You're not the usual bloke! Of course I am, dude. Check out the most excellent trenchcoat.	No, come off it. Constantine is an old, craggy, painfully cynical Scouse bastard. You're a So-Cal pretty-boy who looks permanently startled. I don't think you're paying close enough attention to the trenchcoat.	Weeeelll... it IS a good trenchcoat... I'm gonna check out that new Watchmen flick, see if they've cast Rorschach yet...

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