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by GNICKX
4-22-04
Nick's so cool.
Yo, b.
Go away conformist
An upset Jackie, likes to conform...
Why don't you like me?
You're a sexist prejudice wanker
*grabs Jackies butt*
Bitch. I'm gonna grab your butt...
I'm going to the office about this..

 

by GNICKX
4-22-04
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
I'm writing you up. For public intoxication.
OH YA. I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING GEEZER.
...uh.. excuse me?
I am so drunk...
I suck at making comics...

 

by GNICKX
4-22-04
Booker T IS the best thing on SmackDown!
...he's wearing underwear.
Whoa. This is the wierdest thing to happen on SD since....
...is that a...
...camel toe?

 

by GNICKX
4-22-04
Sometimes, around Christmas time, me & the other kids in the shanty get together and play "don't drink the water." But, thanks to your donations of $0.32 a day, I can afford to have a good Christmas.
Goddamnit. Satan, take me NOW!
SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE, YOU THIRD WORLD BITCH

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
I'm using this background to look like a jackass...
Jesus! Jesus! Yaaaa!
Yayaya! We love him!
Jesus ruined my life. He bore me into this world as an orphan. I grew up slitting people to death and stealing loaves of bread.
I'm constantly sexually abused by an Asian guy with braces.
uhh.. the cross is slimming on you?
this is awkward

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
So, what are you in here for?
God's racist. Choo?
Bitch please, god loves ALL. I'm in for being Catholic and thinking young love is OK.
Cracka, shit. Thats sumfin nasty.
God's racist.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
The Hell Journal
So, what are you in here for?
God's racist. Choo?
This just in...
Bitch please, god loves ALL. I'm in for being Catholic and thinking young love is OK.
Cracka, shit. Thats sumfin nasty.
My comics aren't funny.
Oh fuck.
Shit. Cops!

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
I'm BTK
Hmm... The media is after me. I need to do something big.
i'm too lazy to think of something funny to say.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
My comics suck really bad. So, I'm resigning . . . .
Just kidding. Get ready for another shit ass fuckign comic soon!

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
Wtf? The door's locked!
Fuck this. I'm just gonna stand here and masturbate.
Hey, sweet. A baby.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
Get on your knees and suck deez.
I'm handicapped. I can barely move. .........oh whatever. hold on.
glad thats over...
The Pimp is only there because I couldn't find a ninja. Imagine he's a ninja going: AIeEEEEEEEE
WHAT THE FUCK?
Yo, playa. Old man Gizzynads says you da shit wif yo mouf. Come work wit me, and choo and meh, we go places, esa.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
In tha ghetto...
In the projects, you can't survive without a piece. Niggaz comin afta you know you aint got no heat. . .
...he's not black... or white..
Connie Chung has genital warts.
So, I thought, what ARE robots, black or white?
Dude, why the fuck are you asking me?
Quick, everyone! To the Hidden Valley Ranch!!
Then I said "fuck you" and he hit me.
hm.... what would Jesus do?

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
Bip and Bloop-trox were exploring the galaxy...
Look at this odd new planet...
I'll go explore
Norbert, the Hippie is stoned out of his gourd.
Look at this odd new planet... and this smelly creature approaching me.
Suuuuuuuuup man. I gotta field of herb in one of the groves. Wanna lite a bowl up?
im so badked.
What the fuck happend to you?
Fuck this Imperalist government.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
God. Splinter Cell: Heaven sux.................
feed me, queer.
Level 36: Gates of Heaven
hm.. without my binoculars, I can't see any hidden angels. (or any humor in my comics)
Yo, nigga. I'm hear to help you on your quest.
My comix still aren't funny.
Shit! Run Care-bear!
Get the fuck out of here___________ -GAME OVER-

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
Pyongyang, North Korea
Welcome to North Korea
Is it safe here?
Not for us...
Is eat because of their corrupt dictatorship?
No. Worse...
Kim Jong-Li is hungry. You and the baby, come with me.

 

by GNICKX
4-24-04
At Taco Bell...
Can I take joor order?
Ya, I'll take a chalupa...
....everyone is a foreigner. And they're all newbs who can't find the ADD SOUR CREAM button..
Is that all for joo?
Joo? Does anyone at Taco Bell speak English?
Stupid beaners..
Can I take joor order?... oh wait.. Ok. One chalupa. Thats... $14.56. How do I give you money..?
Just get me some fucking food...

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Little Quintez lays his mack on Sharqueefa.
I like you alot.. and I was wondering...
Oh.. Of course I'll help you commit felonies, have sex, and eat friend chicken in this abondonned house.
Dont look at me like that. They were gonna fucking try to break in.
Does any of this make sense? No...
HEIL HITLER!

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Paige was walking along when a black man comes up.
AHH! DO ME DO ME! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Robert! I told you! GO AWAY! I'm calling the cops!
She runs.
I only want to have my way with you and steal your purse in this abandonned alley!!
Robert gets arrested.
We can do this the hard way, son. Stupid crack-peddling negros.
damn oppressers.

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Paige visits Robert in Juvinille Hall.
uh.. Paige!
Sorry about telling the cop you were tying to sell me crack.
This is his 5th time in Juvie.
It's ok. I get a discount. For every 5 visits to jail, black kids get 2 hours off their last day...
...uh... awesome?
Ahh. Young love.
I think we should have sex when I get sprung...
Robert just sexually assaulted me!

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
I'm so alone in here...
Who the fuck are you?
I'm your new cellmate, I guess. I'm in for 34 counts of child molestation.
Oh fuck. I miss Cuba.
Do you work out?

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Eh... hey! look! It's my trusty..... elf. With lil timmy's penis all wrapped up and pre-fried
Hey boss. I have lil Timmy's... er... present.......... RUN!
Whoa, shit! I'm bustin outta this motha fucka. Latta Robert!
FUCK............ my ass hurts like a bitch, too.

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Robert has been pacing for nearly 2 days after he can move (Santa left a juicy Christmas ham in his stocking ^_~ )
I need to get out here, somehow.
Thinks like a hardcore gangster.
Damnit. What would DMX do?
If you can't tell, he just escaped...
DMX! DMX! WHCHA'LL BITCHES REALLY WANT FROM A NIGGER?!

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Robert goes directly to Paige's house.
Who leaves their door wide opened after someone escapes form Jail?
Uh-oh...
I'm gonna kill/rape/rob/eat your bitch-ass!
Ahh! Robert! We've got company!!
BTK's already beat Robert.
Fuck this. I could be buying some crack...
You bitch. You didn't tell me we were being exclusive...

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
BTK challenges Robert.
I'm going to kill you for Paige's affection...
Hey, man. No axes. In da hood, its either 9's or fists. Usually whatever arm hasn't been injected with drugs lately.
Then Paul tears himself away from the computer.
What the fuck, dude?
I have a thing about his people.
Robert challenges BTK
alright. So, what? I can't move. But we taken this to my territory now. We're going to the ghetto...
....paige better love me.

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
The Ghetto...
Welcome to da hood.
this is the ghetto? Too rich for my blood....
BTK gives up. Paige gives in.
Hi.
I'm so happy you defeated that cerial killer, Robert. But I can't help what I'm about to do.
Fuck, I thought I was gonna get laid.
Oh, trust me.... you will. You will.....

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Wait til you see the last panel and you see how bad I am at this!
Get off the fucking computer you nerd.
Go to hell. I'm in love...
SEXYBOI: I think we should meet up. Mall?
MALL
What the fuck? Dude, you're Amish. You aren't even a chick!?!!?
I thought that wouldn't matter, sexyboi.

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
I'm the first African-American in space...!
The moon is more racist than Alabama, man. And you aren't wearing a spacesuit. I'm getting back in the car.
Stupid foreigners...
What a dick.
LAAAAAAAAAAME
dude, Where's whitey going?
Hey, guys. All we need is an Asian guy...

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Jesus partied to hard and passed out.
what the fuck..?
Hey. Oh, you assholes.... who wrote "Judas Rules" on my loin cloth? This isn't cool.
Jesus shit his pants.
Goddamnit. Is there shit in my loin cloth?................................. you guys are going to hell.

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
Well.... hey there, hip mama.
Gosh. All you perverts leave me alone...
We all know how this plays out...
AhH! Get away!
PAIGE! FUCKING LOVE ME!
.... XPEC"d/10...Saddomy: Cut of yo' nuts.
Saddam?
Thats SADAMY to you, Wilma. Thats your new name. Now, take off your pants!

 

by GNICKX
4-25-04
What a great day.. No one has botherd me, insulted me, or accused me of anything. In face, no one has hassled me about anything.
Yessire, its been a great day.
God. What a terrible comix.
I guess it's time to get out of bed.

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
I'm here on location in Iraq. Cher and Elton John performed. Cher's boob fell out. The troops, in disgust, opend up fire on Cher.
One of the in-the-closet- soldiers opend fire on the private. It is total hell here, mother fuckers.
Oh fuck. A native.
Get the fuck out of my country.

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
Welcome to Channel 85 news.
We're testing out our new green screen today.
how.... uh... festive.
It's April, though.
God I'm horny.

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
I hate being a fucking newscaster. Is it so fucking hard to get some pussy around here? THATS ALL I WANT!
....hmmmm
OoOoO, thats good head.
______________________________________ WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAY TUNED. UNLESS THIS HAPPEND DURING SOMETHING................. naughty ____________________________________

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
Well, I've just been fired. I'm on a suicidal rage and I feel like killing someone else.
So I asked the station to let me do my last broadcast on location.
So, here we are on this hijacked plane, ang the hijacker of this plane. Hello, Rashamahd. By the way, I dyed my hair grey.
Why halo. I loiek tha new look, bastard.
So, what make yo--
Hold on, pig. SIT IN YOUR FUCKING SEAT OR YOU WILL THINK OF THIS AS YOU PLUMMET TO YOUR IMPERIALIST COUNTRY, INFADEL!

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
So, what gave you the idea to do this?
... you pigs come to my country and take over my people. And you ask me WHY? Now you must pay.
That gave me a boner.
OOOH. TRIPLE DECKER BURN.
........that noise didn't come from my butt.

 

by GNICKX
4-26-04
3:43 PM -- 28 minutes after the interview
Sorry to interrupt this broadcast. But a plane has destroyed the Empire State Building.
We lost Horny, a valuable former member of this news station.
In honor of him, I'm going to get naked.
Just kidding. Instead, these two are going to cock-fight.

 

by GNICKX
4-27-04
You probly dont get this...
YAYAYAYA WHOAWHOAWHOA
Oh, this fucking sux. Someone is gonna die. Me or him
...if you want to... ask me....
WE HAD A GREAT NIGHT, NOW I KNOW I'M GAY. PLEASE LOVE ME UNTIL NEXT MAY-AY-AY!
yessssssss.... sweet death
otherwise... go to hell.
Hey, he died. Damnit.
It's ok. I think you can really wail. Lets go have sex.

 

by GNICKX
4-27-04
What's it like being being Lucifer?
Well. Somewhat boring. Why do you ask?
I don't know. It gets boring up here.. you know?
What's it like being Jesus?
Eh. You know........... my hands hurt. And I'm hungry.
SUFFER, FOOL!

 

by GNICKX
4-27-04
thats right.
straight to hell.
....smell that? ya. Burnt flesh.
...sweet.

 

by GNICKX
5-01-04
Where the fuck are we, maan?
maaaaaaaan. this shits chronic
Eyo ya. Home-grown. My wife, Esstamahashat harvests it.
I found out the secret!
heh... heh heh......heh
allah, i'm stoned
.....drugs are always funny ( =
I can't stop drooling. I cant feel my legs, dude! I can't feel my legs!
Drug abuse owns.

 

by GNICKX
5-01-04
please disregard that last comic. I messed it up because there was one right before. It doesn't matter. It wasnt funny
in other news, Gen. Suckmyass was reprimanded for smokin it up with an Arab. Ch 3 news crews caught the whole thing... then smoked a bowl. Also, I am baked
ITS THE NEWS!!! SHIT............. WAZZZZZUUUPP!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHh! C'MON!! SMOKE A BOWL WITH US! PRE-MO OPIE!!

 

by GNICKX
5-01-04
heh. Who thought they would try you in Arabia, huh?
...are we going to die?
Ya.... but I still got some opium.
eh, light it up, Cheech
Aight, man. I'll catch ya later.
American, pig-man! Come now! Time for the execution. Emperor Hussein awaiats.

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