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I'm using this background to look like a jackass...
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| Jesus ruined my life. He bore me into this world as an orphan. I grew up slitting people to death and stealing loaves of bread. | |
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| I'm constantly sexually abused by an Asian guy with braces. | |
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| uhh.. the cross is slimming on you? | |
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