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by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Hey Guy I Am Homo!
Unbelievable! You Are Fuckin Kiddin! You Even Don't Look Like Having Any Genitals!
But Yes Look My Ass It Is Bloody Fucked Up!
oh man this gay pisses me of oh man I've gotta go jerkin of FUCK FUCK FUCK!
And? Impressed? Wanna Fuck Me?
No I Am Goin To Jerk Of Instead You Are Not Hot Enough HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Not Hot Enough ! HA HA HA

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
hey look! cute little planet. any intelligent life down there?
well ... there are some objects flying through the athmosphere ...
yes. nuclear missiles.
did you know the name of the planet?
it had been Earth.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
well, another planet ...
yeah. seems strange.
shouldn't we blow it up?
yes. why not.
well done. i like those ultra-subspace-quantum-torpedos.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
well. this planet seems to be peaceful..
yes. we should blow it up.
WHAT THE FUCK! they've been faster!
yeah. crappy shit.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
hey shit. we've already been here.
yeah. crappy shit.
hey look! i am still able to determine their peoples appearance!
yes. thats ugly. we have to clean that mess up.
nice done. but next time we should use atomic hyperblasters instead.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
read the fuckin comic from right to left. sentences from left to right. words from right to left. messed up eh?
llew enod. tub eht moob skool driew.
ko doog aedi.
bmud dlrow. ti smees ot eb os lufecaep.
erehwemos ni ecaps ...
os tahw?
ftw gnihtyreve si yaw-gnorw!

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
shit. no planets within hundreds of lightyears.
fuck man. i wanna blow something up. any idea?
the ship?
ok. nice one.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
erm ... didn't we blow up the ship?
oops. forgot to press the button ... wait ...

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
ouch. my arm. i want it back.
blowing up the ship might have been a bad idea.
yes. maybe. finally got my arm back.
ok we should get a new starcruiser. with many weapons. MANY WEAPONS I SAY!
we will buy a starship on this planet.
yes. and then we will blow it up.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in ... erm ... on a planet
well. not as advanced as our last starship. but at least it can fly.
woohoo. no we should blow up this peaceful planet.
Not bad these semisingular plasma cannons.

 

by Honkmaster
10-31-02
Somewhere in space ...
boring. i wanna blow up something. the ship?
bad idea. lets just blow up the starships warhead.
uhm yeah. crappy shit. that was it.
yeah. nice. but too short.
lets go for some planets. i wanna blow up something else.
me too. maybe we should consult a psychiatrist ... we two are really sick aliens. really sick. really.

 

by Honkmaster
11-01-02
Hey Mister Cuntface! You Are So Cute!
Shut The Fuck Up Li'l Bitch!
I Go Jerkin Off! You Are FUCK FUCK FUCK

 

by Honkmaster
11-01-02
Woot. Cuntface. You Here In The Past?
Shut The Fuck Up Fuckosaur.
You Know What?
I Should Go Jerkin Off! FUCK FUCK FUCK
No. I Do. That Way We Can Be Sure That No Dinosaur Becomes Pregnant. We Will Vanish From This Planet!
FUCK! THAT WAS MY IDEA! FUCK YOU FUCK!

 

by Honkmaster
11-01-02
Yo Man You Will Die And I Gotta Get Your Soul!
Fuck. You Wanna FUck My Fuckin Soul? Jerk Off.
I Don't Have Any Genitals ...
Fuck The Fuck. Then I Will Jerk Off Now.

 

by Honkmaster
11-01-02
Hey Jo Mister Cuntface. I Sell These Nice Leather Jackets.
Fuck Off YOu Fucking Indiana Jones Imitator!
Shit. You Disguised Me! But What Will You Do Now?
Jerkin Off.

 

by Honkmaster
11-02-02
Hello, i want fuck you pls k thx.
k
Was it good for you, too?
Yeah.
Oups
hihihihi

 

by Honkmaster
11-02-02
Hello You. I Am Butt-Sex.
You even look like Butt-Sex! FUCK FUCK FUCK
Yeah. Sure. Because I Am!
DIE DIE DIE. Are you Homo?
Yes. I Am. Wanna Fuck?
No. I Jerk Off Now!

 

by Honkmaster
11-28-02
Somewhere in space
Hell it is boring outta there, let's do something funny.
What about blowing up that planet?
Hell NO! Blowing up planets is SO stupid and SO boring.
Well ... what then?
Blewing up some Moons is SO much MORE fun!
Hell yeah, you are right.

 

by Honkmaster
11-28-02
Somewhere in space ...
Whoot! Another moon! But it sucks. We shouldn't low it up, should we? ... erm hello? Are you there? HELLO? Answer! I say, we leave this moon alone! ARE YOU THERE? TALK TO ME! *(!&%§!*
Somewhere in space ...
Somewhere in space ...
Sorry, had been busy with blewing up that moon ... what did you say?

 

by Honkmaster
12-08-02
at Warhunters Home...
What you doing?
jerking of
cool
fucking newb
AAAaannnus

 

by Honkmaster
12-08-02
Someday in Erfurt ...
I bought me this brandnew Computer! I Wanna play Coutner Strike! Computer, what doI need?
GET! CHEATS! NOW!
But someone told me, using cheats is llame!
YOU! HAVE! SMALL! PENIS! -> U! MUST! GET! CHEATS!
People, you heard it ... if u have a small penis, u need cheats for playing Coutner Strike!
Exactly. Bill Gates 0wnz Ya!

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