All comics by Johnny_Bosanova

 

mmmmm, Wales. by Johnny_Bosanova 5-17-03
So, whats it like living in Wales? Uh, it has its advantages.	Really? Could you give me an example? .....	No. No I couldn't.

 

This comic hath no title by Johnny_Bosanova 6-17-03
It's Christmas Ah Christmas, surely the best way to end the year. Presents under the tree, 'Jingle All The Way' on the television, it's times like these which make you happy to be-	UH OH! AHHHHHHHhh!	Oh well. Ha ha, Got you ya CUNT.

 

At the movies! by Johnny_Bosanova 6-18-03
We're at the movies! Don't you see? We're the same guy! What did you say this movie was called again?	Ha ha, it's all been a product of your over active imagination, you bender! Uhhhhhhh...Fight Club.	WHAT A TWIST! Tee hee. I love it!

 

Fig. 1 by Johnny_Bosanova 6-20-03
Hi Gus. Oh Michael, every day I greet you as a friend, but I hide my true feelings behind an uncomfortable facade. Every night I lay awake in my cold, lonely bed, wishing you were there beside me...	...holding me close to you, cradling me in your arms. I yearn to bear my soul to you, but alas this can never be...	...I read what it said in those boxes above your head Gus... Fuck.

 

Oh my, and this seemed like such a good idea at the time... by Johnny_Bosanova 10-11-03
WITH GUEST NARRATORS, PAUL AND BARRY CHUCKLE. 'Hmm, oh dear oh dear Barry, it seems all this time alone has spazzed up David Blaine's Brains. He's insane! That rhymed that did, to me...' So one day my mother called me to tell me my dinner was ready yeah... ...yep...	'...To you...Yer not wrong there Barry, it seems he's gone potty, or plant potty maybe! He he.' So I kicked her down the stairs, and then threw some cards and a top hat at her fat ass! Le wiggada wiggada.	'Ho ho, good one Paul, I wish I had a tree like that.' 'Me too Barry.' And I said, ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT! YOU WERE TRYING TO POISON ME WEREN'T YOU MOMMY! But what you failed to realise was, I AM HELLO! ...you are indeed one hello motherfucker... TREE OUT.

 

Variations on a theme. No. 1 by Johnny_Bosanova 11-24-03
While wandering down the street one fine summer's eve, Des spotted a crap beggar. Hmm... GEEEF MEE SURM MURNEY, GEEF MEE SURM MURNEY...	Tell me, why should I, what is it you have to offer? Animated toucan cigarette holder...	Haha, really? And what would that be I wonder? ...Live toucan with fag packet glued to its forehead...You buying or what fuckface?

 

Variations on a theme, No. 2 by Johnny_Bosanova 11-24-03
Oh lord, not this fuckin vagrant again... Ho hum... GEEEF MEE SURM MURNEY, GEEF MEE SURM MURNEY...Oh look it's Darren.	It's Des actually. So what are you selling today? Yeah do I look like a fucking name book today? Anyway, today I sell magic cat, why magic? Cos it tell the time for you, and makes you tea?! WOW!	You just stuck a teasmade to its forehead didn't you? Hur hur, that's where you wrong fuckface, it was back of head, front of head would be crazy! How it see? Through radar? Hur hur.

 

Jim Davidson's Commercial Breakdown. by Johnny_Bosanova 2-08-04
Jim Davidson: Ello, eh eh, why aren't I dead yet? Enough of that, here's an advert. Butlins is great. Thanks I'll look into it.	That was well funny wun it? Eh eh. Boobs and fannies. Here's another it's from Japan. Butrins is gleat. Franks I'rr rook into rit.	FUCK OFF JIM YOU CUNT. What a load of shit that was. I hate Japanesers, or bastards as I like to call 'em. I love football though, eh eh come on the lads. See you next week innit ah ah ahhhh.

 

The never ending search for acceptance by Johnny_Bosanova 7-03-04
Totally Hat hat What are you doing in my house?	unnecessary Hat hat!! What are you doing in my robot factory?	narration! HAT HAT!!!!! Hat hat indeed! But I asked you for a milkshake 18 minutes ago so where the fuck is it?

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