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by Mocha
8-21-02
Neighboorly chatting on trash day goes awry...
I can't believe I'm actually getting rid of my old halloween costume...
My favorite one of you is the one wear you wore that dirty mask and filthy shirt with the....-
...........
err....
Guess this gives a whole new meaning to "trash talk"

 

by Mocha
8-21-02
Microsoft Headquarters - 2085....
...yes that's right! You're standing in the biggest computer in the world running a version of Windowsâ„¢! ...now if you'll allow me to demonstrate-....
...are you sure you fixed all the bugs?
Of course I'm sure! Now walk your paranoid body over to that control panel and press the button to launch the NEW and IMRPOVED Windows for the future!
.... I don't trust this...
some things never change...
Oh !@$%!!! The BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! ack!! RED ALERT!!!! RED ALERT!! CODE BLUE!! CODE BLUE!!!! CODE F'N BLUE!#%!#%!!!
Mr. Gates is gonna be pretty pissed...

 

by Mocha
8-22-02
...another day at the office?...
I refuse to work for this psuedo-supportive, two-faced employee clad, corruptive company any longer!!!!
...the next cubicle over...
.....what the....?
...he yells over the cubicle....
...listening to mp3's at work again?!
What can I say? "White America" really helps me get through the stressful days....

 

by Mocha
8-22-02
a break on the company balcony.....
I wasn't lying ya know. I hate it here.. I need to do something profound! Plus I think the boss hates me...
Well ... the company has had some problems with that copier inside the 12th floor as of late. Go see if you can fix it.
....I don't think we're gonna be getting those corporate files duplicated any time soon....
I'm just happy our cubicles are on the next floor down.

 

by Mocha
8-22-02
...back inside from the balcony...
I wonder if the boss is gonna be pissed about that copier ordeal....
Nah. It's not like we can't afford more as a company. These things happen, Miles.
But he already hates my balls, Riley!
You're too paranoid! It's JUST a copy machine! Not the end of the world!!
...Suddenly...
What the..?! MY COPY MACHINE!! @#%!^!!! ...MILES CLANCY!... YOUR ASS IN HERE ...NOW!!!
oh wait ...the 12th floor copy machine belongs to the boss.... shi...

 

by Mocha
8-22-02
Miles seen walking to the boss' office...
The boss sounded PISSED. He used my full name.This is stressful... I wonder what it's like in his office anyway....
....AND YOU'RE A DISGRACE! AND YOU SUCK! AND SMELL BAD....AND...AND...
NOOOO!!! TAKE MY WORK INTEGRITY! BUT LEAVE MY ESTEEM BE!
...back to reality....
Note to self: no more late night snacks and cancel movie club subscription

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
Miles arrives at the boss' office....
Ok ... I'm here. Time to go in. Heh... Maybe this won't be so bad after all! Maybe he's calmed...maybe he isn't scary!
he goes in.....
...later, inside...
Took you long enough, Clancy!
....mmm... not good...

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
...In the office...
I'm sorry, Boss ...but that machete REALLY scares the crap out of me....
Oh this old thing? It's part of a "do-it-yourself" vasectomy kit! Even comes with a manual!
........
OK ...so maybe it isn't the machete that scares me....
Since you're up, hand me the Kleenex box on my desk....

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
Miles tries to reach out to the Boss...
You caught me at a weak moment, Miles. It's just seems like my "wifey" doesn't... want kids...
..or maybe she just wants to have non-stop sex without worry of pregnancy! You love machine, you!
...then again..
Lets talk about YOUR future for a moment, Mr. Clancy...
Maybe if I just put myself out of my misery.....

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
What were you even thinking messing with my copier?! Have you gone mad? You're becoming a drain on this company, Miles.
Yep, he's mad. I guess there's just ONE option left...
Riley speaks up for you ... and he's right most of the time. You're a bright man....and I- ......I .....
.....
You ARE aware that the health care plan is down the drain, right?
DAMN! Foiled again!!

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
Here are your belongings. Now you can either leave honorably, or I will PERSONALLY deposit you off the premises...decide..
What's in here? Oh! I remember this letter... wrote it for you last week. "Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm quitting soon fatty, so fuck you.."
outside the premises....
Fat THAT....
If I'm gonna be fired, I sure as hell am gonna earn it....

 

by Mocha
8-23-02
...a few moments later...
What the hell?! Riley! What are you doing out here?
...well, after you were dealt with, the Boss came up to me and told me I was fired. He then had me escorted off the premises.
Apparently I'm a supporter of a disease that could've possibly destroyed our company, our government, and the world....
what a load of bull ... what disease?
You.

 

by Mocha
8-24-02
You know why we were REALLY kicked out, Riley? They fear us because we know how tainted the popular corporate system of America is!!
...but we will no longer support the vendors of the popular sales mainstream! No more!! Riley McGinnis ...You and I shall take a stand! I say we start...st-...Riley...?
.....?
STEP AWAY ....FROM THE COKE VENDOR.....
BUT THEY HAVE VANILLA COKE IN BRITNEY CUPS!!!!

 

by Mocha
8-24-02
So how do you plan that we "fight back" then, Miles? How do we create this uproar?
Simple. Wel overthrow companies that use people as puppets through popularity.We form: The Plight Clubb....
...can I please go get the Britney cup before we st-..
No.

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