All comics by Padder

 

Fall: The Gathering by Padder 9-23-01
Hey! Did you see my nuts?	I...can't seem to find them...	Maybe under the couch.... Phew!

 

Privacy1 by Padder 9-23-01
Excuuuuuuse me. May I bother you for a minute, sir? uuurrr....	You see, I need a hand. Yours to be precise, in the enterprise of oiling my knee joint. uuurrr....i'm sorta busy...you see...so could you find someone else?	Ever since then, Tommy always locked his door. Ooops. Sorry...I...didn't notice you.... GET LOST ALREADY!!!

 

Mistaken Identity by Padder 9-23-01
mooo. i'm a cow. A cow? Are yoooou suuure?	mmmyeeaaah. i'mmm pretty sure. lemme check under there......	yo! mister! whatcha doin' to my horse??!!

 

Comic Geek World #1 by Padder 9-23-01
Definitely. To the comic shop I am transporting myself, and may there be Super Mashter issue #345 available...	Stop! A creature from a race that has never entered my Shelter of Infinity at ma's. Any actions I may do can make it react in unexpected consequences. Hey honey! Got some change fer a coffee?	Are you familiar with Klingons?......Oh no! I knew something bad would happen! Hello. I'm so lonely.

 

Death by Padder 9-23-01
I AM DEATH Gah!!! It's about FRIGGIN' TIME you came!	FOLLOW ME Wait...hold on. Lemme get my wife and kids and

 

Misery Circus by Padder 9-24-01
WORK HARDER YOU DAMN MUT!!! RUFF*I'm sick of this!*WOOF	GRRR*I'm mistreated, undefed, I get lashes and I'm bound for the pound in a week. I'm treated worse than a dog!!*WOOF	You think YOU have it rough? I had to eat chips for a week cuz my paycheck didn`t come in in time! Now i my stomach's all messed up and can't even drink this beer. Kyay*Gulp! Nasty man...*WOOF

 

Super Mecha C4 #1 by Padder 9-24-01
Hey Kawaii Samazaraki!! Time to hand the evil ZBORG his ass over. Enter Mecha Armor c4...NOW! HAI! ENTER.....MECHA ARMOR C4 MODE....NOW!	Good luck, Kawaii Samazaraki. And bring back my mecha in one piece!	To Be Continued! SUPER MECHA C4 WILL HAND YOUR ASS OVER! PREPARE! THE FIGHT IS ON! You Dare Threaten The Magnificient ZZZBORG????!!! BZZZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

 

Mecha Armor C4 #2 by Padder 9-24-01
GIVE ME BEER OR DIE!!! BUZZ OFF! I Know Your An Underage Asian Girl In There	........	NO I'M NOT

 

Prison Drama by Padder 10-14-01
Parental Discretion IS Advised...^o^ Oh how SAD! So terribly SAAAD! I hate this prison! I can't go on like this!!! Yo maaaaaan.....You br careful with that knife....ok?	ok. I changed my decision then. Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were gonna commit suicide. You know...somethings are...	knock knock Shit! Lost another ass!

 

sucky clango babysitting by Padder 10-24-01
Well...I have to get to work! sigh...	I got something I need you to take care of, Joey. Think you can do it? Nooooo problem sir!	Your a journalist, so I want you to babysit Mr.Clango here for the day. ....but I was working on the scoop of the century...! Hum....hello sir. I am Clango. Pleased to make your aquaintance, Mr.Journalist.

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