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by Porck
11-17-01
A truly sad person?
I often fake my orgasms..
An unsatisfie-able wife?
Billeh!!! Cum here fs!!!
Comming dear! (Now where did I leave the toothpaste?)
Nope! A true economist!
You might think I'm pathetic, but it does cut down on the dentistcosts...

 

by Porck
2-21-02
Even on the cross our Messiah forgave us...
Father, forgive them, they don't know what they are doing...
FORGIVE THEM!!?? They should burn in hell!
Hah! The Beardy fellow is a meany!
Father..into your hands..I command my spirit....
Tsss..wanker! We will have our revenge..they *will* burn in hell! (Now where did I leave Belzebubbles' phone number..)
Sum anticlimactic material..
Ermm..Father..dad..daddy! This cross here begins to sting a bit..those nails ain't a pleasure either..shouldn't I be dead right now?
BE QUIET YOU IDIOT! I allready explained to you..it's a popularity stunt..our ratings would be much higher if you'd rise from the dead in about 3 days..

 

by Porck
2-21-02
What is this? Is jesus converting sum of the local youth?
(hmm..she's the right size..she should be able to reach it..) Oi little gurrrl! Cum to your Messiah!
Yes sir! Geeee..you look erm..tied up
Naughty Jesus!
See this blanket I'm wearing around my hips? Underneath it I hide sum candy...
OoooO!! Candy!! *removes blanket* OooO a lollipop, it's purple! My favourite!
Hah! God works in mysterious ways...
Mmm.. hmm..ergh..aarg..whot's this? AAARGGHH!!! feels like metal cutting threw my flesh!!! aaarff.. FATHER HELP MEH!
Mmm..tastes good.. My mummy always tells meh not to eat candy while I have my braces on, i dunno why, it tastes just as yummy....I wonder why the beardy man is crying..

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