All comics by PrincessLaura123

 

luke is jealous of laura because she is so good
my name is luke and i am going to axe u laura becoz u r so amazin n i am a worthless nobody
please don't luke, i will try not to be so amazing
luke refuses to listen
no laura it is too late. u r too amazin, with u around i will always be 2nd best
ok luke but i must tell u one thing 1st.......
once again laura beats luke...as she is better
Noooo she beats me again
haha fool, i am really a witch

 

one day 2 handsome men bumped into each other
yo lil man, the names sal, wana see my muscles
*drool* u r the wind in my kite *dribble*
the 2 handsome men get acquainted
...woooaahh chill duuuude, u wana me 2 get my kit off, i'm such a HUNK
i have a *slobber* girlfriend, i have lots and also i am a slimbug
michaa dies
jesus lil man u suck....die
aaghhh...i thort every1 loved me

 

luke the alcoholic gets busted one monday morning for being in his usual drunken stupor
hello hello hello...wots goin on here?
iif i sit downe i mighrt get crampppz...but ioif i stanfd up i will be sickj
drunken luke pleads with the copper
i think you've been drinking u young scoundrel, i'm going to lock u up in a room with michaa and make him recite poetry to u
pleasge no mr policeman, i will b gud and go 2 alcoholics meetingds
luke the alkie gets away....this time
CRIMINAL
haha, fooel, i will neva giv up VODKA

 

one day in an IT lesson, poor michael needed some help
frig off michael....ur works crap and ur crap...wot do u think i am...a teacher?
Excuuse me mr flowitt, can u help me
lil michaa confides in flowitt
ask ur best mate luke over there
*slobber* ok i'll ask luke...can i have a word with u flowitt...im gona ask luke out
dear luke...i feel it is my duty to stop this comic as it really is going nowhere...i appologise n the next 1 will b better.

 

gina and coxy are a match made in heaven
hi gina even tho ur my gf i think u shud no im not speakin to you, as i hate u
ok coxy *patronising* im sure you'll be unnessesarily groping me in the canteen
but wot is this.....
no gina i think we shud break up as i am a filthy love rat
damn you coxy, i'm never speakin 2 u again ever ever ever
alls well that ends well
hey gina wana get back together
ok then

 

luke and viren argue about what they want to do first
lets go bet some of my giro money on the horses...i may win sum money for alcohol
lets go kill sum people on the dodgems
meanwhile laura and lisa discuss tactics for the grabby machine
GO FOR ITS ARSE
I...WANT...MICKEY...MOUSE *ashley style*
chris has won a goldfish but is un-impressed with lewis's choice of names
oohh my own little fish, i shall love and care for him forever and ever
we shall call him....PUSSY WHIPPER

 

It's the last day of the holidays and laura is thinkin how lovely it will be to see her good friend luke
sob sob, i have missed luke so much these holidays...only 1 more day til i see him again
meanwhile luke is thinkin the same thing....in his own sarcastic little way
i hav missed laura greatly. even more than michaa....i cant wait to see her 2moz *sarcasm*
finally the two are re-united
i hate u slag
u stupid tramp

 

luke duznt care
i dont care
hi luke, im not ur friend today
luke still doesnt care
i dont care
luke i have scabies and i think i may die
laura is on fire
i dont care
luke i am on fire

 

the gang go to alton towers and as usual luke is bein cynical and critisising
the nemesis was so tame...hohoho im amazin and far superior to that
what a faggot, he thinks hes so good
Laura cums up with n ingenius plan....
what a shite ride...wot did the log have to do with it
i'm going to teach the scratter a lesson
...and arranges for luke to travel home in fent tons car. never again will he complain or critisise
o dear god help me
FANDABBYDOZY! now luke i'd like u 2 write me 5000 word essay on wot u feel u hav achieved today as well as ur own personal aims...gimme sum feedbac luke, be a team playa

 

luke and laura were best friends in school...
FAGGOT, I HATE U!!!
you are a stupid worthless trampy whore
...then they got a bit older and still got on very well...
people like u shud be wiped off the face of the earth u scummy slime slupring bint
shush slag
...eventually they both died and even then they were the best of friends...and they lived happily ever after
cunt
tramp

 

It's the yr11z last day and the teachers are trying hard to keep order, one teacher taking his duties very seriously is flowitt
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING! just because it's your last day doesnt mean you can BREATHE LOUDLY! any more of that and you'll be gettin sent home
faggot
Laura tries to pass sum of her morals on to luke during the leavers boofay, unfortunately he is destined to be a scumbag and a cheat 4eva
shut up slag
Luke to steal from the boofay wen u havnt paid for it is very very wrong
Later that nite, the school leavers enjoyed sum carefree and dignified drinking to celebreate. a good time was had by all. except gremlin who nearly died.
*slobber* but...i...want...2 help..u...*collapses* p.s i intended to get this drunk really
dear god, wot a fool

 

11pm on friday night. Luke gets finished by his lover michaa
oooh yeh michaa u do it for me baby
*slobber*...i love you luke...but i was a fool to think u cud feel the same way...A FOOL
12pm and Luke gets finished by his second lover flowitt
ooh flowitt yeh yeh those gums
Luke ya works crap *DATABASE* geddout my classroom and dnt cum bac *YA SUPPOSED TO PRINT THE FORMULA*
its not a good night for luke, 1am and his third lover finishes him also...poor luke
oooh fent ton do me baby
FANDABBYDOSY...Loooke ya not a team playa nemore, im jus not gettin feedback from you and your action plan was shit..its over

 

luke is a faggot, am i rite
k rad dude
hay guys
luke is pretty hardcore
luke is cleva wot he did
yeh n he luvs flowitt

 

by PrincessLaura123
10-24-03
Luke enjoyed his last encounter with D to the L so much that hes decided to deliberatly get caught going into the pub
LUKE JOEL JILLYATT, i just spotted u going into that pub again and i'm not impressed...come with me
yes another chance to sit in Princey D's orgasmic chair
but Princey D has other plans.....
this time im going to teach u a lesson, u'll be meeting my new member of staf and showing her around college
fuck
all lukes dreams have come true
helloooo loooooke, its me mrs FENTON, can u tel me ur personal aims and acheivments since starting college, and tuck ur shirt in
ooohhh this is even better than the cum chair!

 

by PrincessLaura123
12-10-03
luke has learned some new social skills since starting college, hes particularly learnin how to interact with ppl from other cultures and traditions
fuck u chink
hello can i be ur friend
he even refuses drugs
u deserve to be blind
hay dude wana smoke sum weed, init man yeh yeh bitch, izzit, aaaaaaaight, booyar
alas, the story ends happily wen luke runs into his best friend from skool
MICHAA my one true friend, cum here and gizza kiss
hwello luke, i follkowed u cocs i LOVBE YOU

 

despite the amazing compant, luke is not enjoying the college party, mainly because he hasnt died from alcohol poisioning yet
how shit this party is, i've drunk 10 pints of vodka and im still not drunk enuff to collapse into a coma..wot a shit nite
yeh man get with it init nigga aaaaaye izzit biatch fuckshit BOOYAAAR
however it looks as though the nite cud b improving for luke when he spots a sexy laydee
maybe i'll smoke sum drugs and see if i can OD that way.....oooo but who is that sexy specimen i see over there...no not laura baxter that sexy older woman dressed like a man
as u can see...the story has another highly predictable end.
HELLO FENTY! wana get jiggy in the bogs?
ooooooo lukey how fandabbydosy to see u again. cum n giv us a snog!

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