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by SimPhal
6-18-03
Sticky finally finds a place to plonk his drunken body.
Ahh, a nice place to sleep.
Hey, what you doing punk? Get out of my bin!
Sticky contemplates
Fine, goodbye sweet, sweet world
Nope, you're not getting MY sympathy, you're wife is still leaving you.
A sort of happy ending
Sticky, you're too beautiful, I can't stay mad at you.
I told you so.

 

by SimPhal
6-18-03
The she-male rabbit makes ITS move at the Christmas party.
I like you're flag
Just take a DEEP breath
30 seconds later...
OK, that didnt go so well, just calm down Grimmy, calm yourself down.
Grimmy had a break-down and later died in the ambulance to the hospital.
What a confused being... Oh CRAP my nipple ring broke! ARGH!

 

by SimPhal
6-18-03
A question...
Come on, it's been six weeks, just one time, come on.
Beer or Booty?
A thought hits him.
BOOTY, PICK BOOTY!
The idiot makes his decision
What can I get you?
BEER!!! BEER!!! BEER!!!

 

by SimPhal
6-18-03
The Meeting: Trendy meets Mr Anti-Everything
Hey, it's that gay Alastair Anti-Everything. Hey, I'm not racist, I just hate black people!
Hey man thats not very nice.
Trendy removes his American Flag and decides to battle Mr Anti-Everything in the desert.
Yeah? Watchya gonna do about it? My trendy hair can never be shaken!
Well, I'll have to do my super-awesome matrix moves.
Mr Anti-Everything saves the day from trendies
I kill you, WUATHAHAHA!
OUCH!

 

by SimPhal
6-18-03
Dipturd High's 30 Year Reunion
It's Ted Regent, the bully from fourth grade.
Hey, I think I remember you... Oh yes, I used to kick your ass every day at school!
Butch takes out his 38 years of anger.
Oh, it's always over so fast.
Oh God! My head... is in pieces.
Ted gets what he deserved.
I'm sorry you had to see that, accept my apology?
Oh my God, that's disgusting, I WANT A DIVORCE!

 

by SimPhal
6-28-03
The Conference
Hey do you know that Alastiar (winky) can't spell in any of his comics?
Are you being down on my main man winky?
Nipple hurts gays feelings
Sure am, asswipe
Ohh, You've hurt my feelings now...
Confrontation rears its evil head!
You know I'm gay
You know I'm a Homophobe?

 

by SimPhal
6-28-03
At the local farm
What are you doing man?
Protesting against Animal discrimination, man!
You're an embarrassment, bro
What's wrong with you?
Shut down
DUDE! This is a TREE-LOPPING protest! sheesh!
.......... SHUT UP!

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