All comics by Slush

 

by Slush
11-21-01
JESUS H. CHRIST!
Oh, fuck. I hate clowns. Maybe if I say something clever I can drive him away...
I can do tricks with my ass!
........
Sigh...

 

by Slush
11-21-01
Hey Charlie, can I ask you a personal question?
I suppose so, Jim. What's on your mind?
Would you think any less of me if I told you I was a virgin?
Hmm... yes, I'm afraid I would.
Oh, that's a relief, because... I sodomized you last night.
...with... your... penis?

 

by Slush
11-22-01
Our story begins as Little Johnny awakens from what he thought to be a very deep sleep...
Hey, where in the hell am I?
How delicious you say that. You're dead, Little Johnny. This is Hell. God wasn't feeling very generous in your case.
Shocked, Little Johnny struggles to come to grips with this realization...
Mr. Hell Spawn, sir... how did I die?
You got ill from masturbating.
Little Johnny realizes his sin!
Wow, Mr. Hell Spawn, sir... I'll sure never masturbate again!
And to all of you out there, don't learn the hard way like poor Little Johnny... FINGERING YOURSELF IS A FUCKING SIN, SO DON'T DO IT! ANAL GANG BANGS! ANAAAAL GAAANG BAAAANGS!

 

by Slush
3-30-02
Not only is Penny Arcade unfunny trite, but I spend all my time on it, so I can never ejaculate.
Unless.... I molest this squirrel....
Not only is being a squirrel unsatisfying, but my arts are little stubs, so I can never masturbate.
I'm going to do it! Finally, my life has purpose and meaning!
Unless... I crawl through this young boy's sphincter muscles...

 

by Slush
3-30-02
Well... that was... good, wasn't it?
It... was.... um...
You faked it, didn't it?
Sigh... yes. But come on! Your penis is smaller than mine!
YOUR PENIS IS 12 INCHES LONG!
And yours isn't!

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