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by Twevvy
1-03-03
8:17pm - Underage School Girl's House
Yeeaah, is this the address of the sleepover?
Uhm, wait one second...
8:18pm - Underage School Girl's Bedroom
Hey, did we invite a big slimy tentacle monster over to this sleepover?
Oh.. gee.. I can't remember.. Well I don't wanna be rude... invite it in!
11:48pm - Underage School Girl's Bedroom
Teehee, c'mon we're building a fort under the bed!
Cool!

 

by Twevvy
1-03-03
Jan. 21st, 2008
... the new law will effectively ban guns, nudity, swearing, sharp objects, fun, and any mental stimulation from all video games. ... And in other news Rosie O'Donnell is still running for president!

 

by Twevvy
1-03-03
In the Apocalyptic future...
Brrrrraaaiiiinnnss...
Braaains...?
Brrrrraaaiiiinnnss...
Braaaiinnsss!!!
Brrrrraaaiiiinnnss...?
Hey man don't look at me.

 

by Twevvy
1-03-03
Feb. 23, 3012 - Neoearth's 3rd Moon
It's.. one small step for man..
One.. giant leap for the south! Yeehaw!
Dude, you LOST. Give it up...

 

by Twevvy
1-03-03

 

by Twevvy
1-03-03
10:08pm - Underage School Girl's House
Oh, hi, uh... my car broke down. Can I use your phone?
Uhm, just a minute...
10:09pm - Underage School Girl's Bedroom
Hey, should we let this hockey player with a butcher's knife in to use the phone? His car broke down.
Oh.. well.. it is kinda late.. But I don't wanna be rude.. It's cold outside and he could be stranded all night... Let him in!
10:27pm - Underage School Girl's Bedroom
Now dammit Steve, remember to rape before killing this time.
Sorry the living room phone Yumi showed you to wasn't working, maybe it was the battery... Try this one over here...

 

by Twevvy
1-04-03
One lazy afternoon...
Sup, my favorite Cloudster wannabe. Got any fresh sick porn for me?
Holy crap, not now man, I think I finally found a REAL Aeris resurrection code! This one is going to work for sure!!!
The next day in hell...
My balls too? I thought you only took souls!?
Yeah well, soul value has been going down ever since Britney Spears gained more followers than the Pope.
One week later...
Oh yeah, did that Aeris resurrection code ever work?
No. I don't wanna talk about it.

 

by Twevvy
1-04-03
Hey, where's Nick?
Who? Oh...him. He calls himself Cloud now. He's off doing some freaky voodoo dance crap to resurrect Aeris.
Why the fuck doesn't he just use a Game Shark if he wants her back so bad?
Says he doesn't want to cheat.
Wooo shallia shallia... kali maaaw, kaliii maaauuh shateelae!! Muu! Be born again!!

 

by Twevvy
1-05-03
After a hard night & day of booze and coming to the realization that his life is worth less than a pile of old wet newspapers Bill sets his sights on his life long dream - Become a child rapist.
Heh heh heh... Perfect, there's my first sweet little innocent victim.. can't be a day over thirteen...
Ugh...
Hey little girlie.. Wanna go for a ride in my pickup? I've got lots of candy and cool video games...
Oooh whoop-a-dee fuckin' DOO! Candy, no shit?! Video games? Do you even own a PS2 you hill-billy jackass? I don't take rides in anything but sports cars, limos, or humvees.
Normally I'm pretty reasonable but for YOU it would be 500 bucks for a blowjob, 5000 for the night. Got the cash? Didn't think so. Now move aside pickle-dick, my cell phone's buzzing.
I need to get out more. This isn't as easy as it looked in those 80's after school specials...

 

by Twevvy
1-05-03
Discouraged after his attempt to lure girls into his pickup with empty promises of candy and old sega video games failed, Bill moves onward to plan B...
So then.. if my suave trailer trash sweet talkin' doesn't work.. I'll just use my physically superior body to overpower them.
Huh..?
Arrrhh c'mere little girl, I'm gonna rape you, blaaarrgg!!
Good holy crap Suzie, quick remember the self defense course, aim for the nutsack! aaiiiiiieeee!!
Sweet... merciful... Mommy... the pain...
Lick my shoe.

 

by Twevvy
1-06-03
All roight! Weere back! It's me Steve Irwin the Krawk Huntah! And guess wheer oi am! .. Hey! GOOD GOLLY, didju see thot!? A freokin' kangaroo just flew boye!!
Aw`whudja`look`a`thot! He's left a BIG steamin' poile of kangaroo DOO in moy path! ...! Oh moy look! He's rummagin' around in the bushes roight ova theer! Let's see if we can git a bit closah!
Crikey ! ! !
I bet you thought it'd be a hungry crocodile or a venomous snake didn't ja', mate?

 

by Twevvy
1-08-03
Sally from 2nd grade free slutcam invite!!- Implant breasts into your cock naturally!!! OMG Katies cunt is HUGE!1! - vWHjsdhZPo Hey its yur gramma .. double fistedd live!!1~ SHAKIRA BARNYARD ANAL XXX!
Nana-nana-nana-nana, Nana-nana-nana-nana - *delete* Nana-nana-nana-nana, Nana-nana-nana-nana - *DELETE* Naaana-nana-nana-nana, Nana-nana-nana-nana - *DELETE* - *DEEELETE* - *DEEELEEEETE* !!!
Well looks like I win this round internet! I deleted all your vulgar illiterate messages. Quick to the delete cave!! Bwahaha... Actually to the bathroom, I gotta take a dump.
It's pretty late but I won't bother to disconnect or turn the volume down, after all it's not like YOU can actually DO anything without me here to tell you to, hahaha...
.............. *pop*
"ME AND MY NAUGHTY GIRL FRIENDS LOVE TO SUCK YOUR COCK! STUFF IT EVERY WHICH WAY IN ALL OUR HOLES! WATCH US PUT SNAKES IN OUR ASS! ALL THE FUN IS WAITING FOR YOU AT..."
Oh my God, what is all that filthy shouting coming from Robby's room?!
Mmm I dunno but it's got the ole' soldier standing at attention. Whaddaya say hun, care to bring Capt'n Winkie outta retirement?

 

by Twevvy
1-10-03
Underage School Girl's House - 12:00AM
Good evening little asian girls. As you seem to be moronically unaware, I am Death. My records indicate your time here has expired.
In fact both of you should have been picked up a while ago but do to some amazingly bizarre super~phenomenon mix up in the otherworld... I'm a little late.
Both of you were raped 24 times, 23 of which you seemed to enjoy, and murdered once by way of Tentacle Monster. Then raped once, murdered once, by way of Masked Lunatic.
Oh yes and Yumi you were raped 4 more times after that.
Wow, way to go Yumi!
Can I touch your scythe? It's shiny.

 

by Twevvy
1-10-03
Underage School Girl's Hell - EternityAM
Wow, that was a fun fast trip! I usually get car sick but... Hey! Wait a minute, why the hell are we in hell, Death?
Yeah, we're just young asian girls who got raped and murdered. We are completely innocent! What is this crap?!
Hmm, you're right this does seem a little bit fishy... I'll be right back.
Satan! Have you been in my files again?!
Uh oh, busted...

 

by Twevvy
1-10-03
Hell (No Shit.)
Now, now, Death.. there's no need to get upset I was merely...
Save it Jackass. Tampering with the eternal destiny of innocent mortals. Wait until I tell God.
Hisssss... Watch it boney, or I might just stick this pitchfork up your ass!
Bring it on bitch! My scythe will carve your horns into nipples, cut out your tongue, then I will make the tongue lick your newly formed headnipples!
*poof*
Pussy.

 

by Twevvy
1-10-03
Still Hell
Alright you two, everything's been taken care of. Let's blow this hell hole.
Yaaay! We get to go to Heaven!
Aw, just when I was making friends!
Ggggaaarrruuugg... RWWAALL!!
I'm beginning to understand how you two managed to get raped and murdered so many times.
Wow, he has pretty wings, we should invite him to come with us!

 

by Twevvy
1-10-03
What the hell, where is everything?
It's like... I'm the only person left in this massive black void.
Oh no maybe I'm dead! Ahh.. it has to be a dream, wake up, wake up!!
Hm, still here. Wait a minute... if I am dead... that means... maybe I can finally find Aeris! Alright!
*poof* Actually Cloud Wantabe, we moved the comics. You're not really dead, we just forgot you behind.
Oh. ... Well that's kind of a downer. I don't get to find Aeris after all... and I feel so unloved.

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