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by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
Hey, crap! Free arm!
Don't even think about it, Suzy! You ain't got the stones.
You're probably right.
I ain't bout to be no robot arm.

 

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
So, uh, you like lawn darts?
You mean jarts? Hell yeah! My cousin's buddy caught one in the eye and now he wears this bad-as-crap patch over it.
Awesome, I'll get my set and we'll give her a go!
Cool, I'll be right here. Hurry up!
Minutes later, miles away...
Man, how do I always get stuck with that lame-as-crap dragon?! Jarts! Good lord! I gotta go wiz.

 

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
Damon, I got the jarts!!
Damon?
Meanwhile, somewhere in the South Pacific...
SIX BUCKS!!! Are you out of your mind?!!

 

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
Awwwwww Crap!
I'm the winner! Meeeeee!
I'm not doing this anymore. I can't compete with your robot strength, and your hands are like little clamps, and you're made of metal, and you kinda creep me out.
You can't quit now! I was just getting my swerve on!! Come on, two out of three! I'll be extra gentle and less creepy. I promise.
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!
"extra-gentle...my swerve on....just a baby robot..." You know what, SCREW YOU!!

 

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
Welcome to Blarnie's...what can I get you.
Are your lattes made with skim milk, or 2%?
Well, we usually--
because I can't have 2% or whole and at Starbud's they use skim and it tastes good and retains it richness while stil, blah, blah, blah, blah...
Using his amazing telepathic powers...
zap.

 

by ZLHOBBS
9-19-03
What's wrong Erik?
I'm bored... Aw crap, hang on.
Whatcha need?
Decaf please.
Was that a dinosaur?
...yeah...whatever...

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