Never turn your back on a man with a beret. by andrei_sama1-07-02 This girl's looking pretty good. How am I going to get into her pants? Hey! Look out behind you! And now to strike.
Oh yes there is. by andrei_sama7-04-02 Pete strays from the African rain forest tour group and manages to get lost. Where am I? Well, there's one thing I'm thankful for. There's no way I'm going to get anally raped by a native again. There can't be any in this cave. Tee hee.
