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by daisuki
5-15-08
One day while exploring the desert, Little Lauren comes across a half naked man nailed to a cross.
Hey mister! Whatchu doin' up there?
Help me, I'm fucking stuck.
Why?
Because my fucking hands and feet are nailed to these planks. For fuck's sake help me because this fucking hurts.
Why?
I really am going to die, aren't I?

 

by daisuki
5-15-08
Jesus desperately finds a way to escape his demise.
Ok don't panic. You're Jesus. What would Jesus do in this situation?
...Only to find that he teleported to a jungle full of killer animals.
Oh hell yeah, I fucking rock.
Well fuck me sideways.

 

Aww fuck. That's what I get for getting hammered and asking around for pussy.
by daisuki, 5-15-08

 

by daisuki
5-19-08
Jesus teleports to the middle of a crime scene.
Sir, I'd suggest you put some clothes on.
I'm fucking Jesus. I don't need you listen to your shit.
Sir, I'm going to ask you one more time to put some clothes on.
Look, I don't think I can move my hands and feet very well. If you'd be willing to partake in assisting me to get some clothes, that would be great.
That's it, smartass. Put your hands up and don't move.
They're fucking up already and I can't even run anywhere. You don't need to pull out your fucking gun.

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