All comics by false_sense

 

by false_sense
2-16-04
Steve gets arsey...
You're banned, Rev!
The reason is soon revealed...
Why?
Erm...Cos I didn't get laid last night and I wanna ban someone.
But the Rev wins, as does www.snipermonkey.co.uk.
Fine. I'm off to www.snipermonkey.co.uk, then
Oh, bugger.

 

by false_sense
2-16-04
Edge's attempts to get laid fail once again.
Erm...no. Try someone your own age.
Please go out with me...
An offer he can't refuse! It's surely a pimp!
Hey, kid, wanna get laid?
Yeah!
But things aren't always what they seem.
Hey, kid, you were pretty good.
Ow. I hurt inside.

 

by false_sense
2-16-04
Hey, did you hear about 'BEAT'_Takeshi?
No...what?
He got caught wanking by his little sister!
Oh Dear!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
What a loser!

 

by false_sense
2-17-04
Outside 'BEAT'_Takeshi's friend's house, some noises are coming from a car...
'BEAT'_Takeshi's freind gets pissed of and decides to take matters into his own hands
Right! I'm sick of those homos. Let's sort 'em out
See part two for the exciting conclusion...
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!!!!

 

by false_sense
2-17-04
And who should get out of the car, but...
Oh my god, it's my brother!
Yup, that's right, I'm a fag!
Hey, wanna fuck?
Yeah, OK, Edgey baby
Note: This slide and the one before it may not have actually happened. I just had some space to fill.
OW, It hurts inside again.

 

by false_sense
2-17-04
Please note that all of the previous strips have featured members of www.snipermonkey.co.uk/forum
If you are not a member of said forum, the previous strips may not have made sense
So you know what you have to do...

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
WARNING: The next 2 frames contain a joke that is in very bad taste
If you are chinese, and/or easily offended, stop reading now.
Do you think they've stopped yet?
Fuck it, I'm not waiting any longer.
Police investigating the Morcambe bay incident were told that the cocklers were told to stay until the water reached knee high
But NEE HI was in the van by the road!!!!

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
Did you come on the bus?
Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
I'm sick of eating all these fish.
Let's go to Morcambe for a Chinese!

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
BUMP!!!!!!!
Oof!
Oof!
If your heart is as soft as your breast, you'll forgive me.
If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I live in number 23

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
Sorry, we have no Big Macs left.
Can I have a Big Mac, please?
NO BIG MACS...What do you mean no Big macs?
I'm sorry...which word didn't you understand?

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
1.
Gee...That gut sure don't inspire confidence.
2.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish High School instead

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
Bill Gates is at the Pearly Gates
We can't decide whether to send you to heaven or hell, so we're going to let you choose.
First up, Bill gets shown Hell
Hey, big boy. This is Hell.
Then Bill gets shown Heaven.
And this is Heaven
Hmmm...Hell looks more exciting

 

by false_sense
2-18-04
Continued...
So, which is it?
I choose to go to Hell.
Welcome to hell, sucker!
Hey, this isn't the Hell I was in before...what happened to it?
Oh, that? That was just the demo.

 

by false_sense
2-24-04
Yay! I lost my 'Token Homosexual' Rank. I'm straight again!!!
The Edge. Scoping monkey
Later that day...
Hey kid! Me Again!!!!
Maybe he should get his rank back...
Ok, it's beginning to hurt less now.
You're not a tight as last time. Have you been seeing someone else..?

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