All comics by ffhero

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
Well, this Halloween was fun. We were able to scare about 9 small children this year! That's a record!
Twix, Twizzlers, Snickers, Hersheys...
I think there was even an adult in that last group! I wonder why those kids had nudist costumes?
Ummm Frank? That guy's bag doesn't have the kind of candy we are looking for in it.
Well, what's in it?
There are a few pictures of kids in those costumes, but I don't think they dressed up for Halloween...

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
I'm bored. Let's go pick on some French kid and cut him up! I hate the French. You know how it is. You've been my cronie long enough to know my hatred of them.
Ummm yeah about that... Joey, I've got something to tell you.
What is it! It's hard enough to find a Frenchie that I haven't already beat up without you yapping back there!
Well, it's just that I'm French.
Well at least you're not gay. I hate them even worse!
About that...

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
OH MY GOSH! THE TOP BLEW OFF OF THE PLANE! There are spare paracutes under all of the seats. Put them on NOW!!!
No you idiots! I didn't say "Stick your heads between your legs and kiss your asses good-bye"! See what happens when you assume!
Hey! Ass tastes better than its cracked up to be!

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
Hey am I on that show Dragon Tales? I've always wanted to go there!
Oh yeah!? Well up until a day ago, I wished that all you little bastards would stop coming around here.
What do you mean up until a day ago?
Well yesterday, I ate that little shit and her brother too!
And I'm feeling pretty hungry right now...
Oh! So Dragon Tales is inside your stomach?

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
Hello and welcome!
So this is Dragon Tales! But why didn't the dragon that ate me just tell me that Dragon Tales was inside his stomach?
Because its not.
What do you mean?
This is Hell!
!!!

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
Well, I've sure hit an all time low.
That's for sure, Jerry. I wish I could help you, but, you know. I'm in the witness protection program because of that damn stalker.
I know, Tim. Its just that I lost my job, my money, my house, and my girlfriend all because I got abducted by aliens.
Uhh Jerry? You never had a girlfriend.
I hate you.

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
Welcome to McBozo's, Home of the Happy Burger. May I take your order?
No, I'm here to apply for a job.
Okay. One Happy Burger and a large soda. Your order will be here before you can say "slap-happy".
I don't want to order food, I just want to apply for the job.
Here's your order sir.
I didn't even order, and they still got it wrong!

 

by ffhero
5-26-05
I finally saved up enough money to rent an apartment. This looks like the place.
This bed feels pretty comfortable.
I'm not a bed honey.
OH DEAR GOD...!!!
Hehe.

 

by ffhero
5-27-05
I'm telling you, he's gay.
You're just saying that because you're jealous that I finally got a boyfriend and it's not you!
No...!
....
....
Yes.

 

by ffhero
5-27-05
Hey, is it true that all gay guys want to anal rape other guys in jail?
Actually, yes, it is true.
Hey, come back! I want to rape you!
Okay, I'm ready.
Didn't see that coming.

 

by ffhero
5-27-05
Don't you think it's wierd that we're both standing here in our underwear?
Not really.
Penis.
Vagina.

 

by ffhero
5-27-05
Let's play the penis game. I'll go first. ...penis...
Penis!
PeniS!!
PeNiS!!!
PENIS!!!!
Yes please!

 

by ffhero
5-27-05
Man, I got laid last night. It was awesome!
Frank, socks don't count.
Damn.

 

by ffhero
5-30-05
What is that in the toilet!?
I swear, I don't know.
Well, there was no one else home. Who else could have done it?
Well...
What is this "Playbot Magazine" doing on the floor then?
I plead the 5th!

 

by ffhero
5-31-05
Hey bench whats up?
...
This bench sucks.

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