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by greyson
12-22-01
In Greyson's search to obtain free internet porn....
hmm, www.stripcreator.com... I hope there are strippers here
"Hmm, maybe theres strippers in here....."
Dear Jesus, why do they say I'm an asian girl when clearly I am an American Indian?
Bite me asiangirl2-2.
gotta make it go away

 

by greyson
12-22-01
Greyson discovers stripcreator.com, and that it has nothing to do with strippers
hmm.... so it has nothing to do with strippers......
A fragile dream is born!
I got it! I'll make funny comics and everyone will love me! Soon I will be rewarded with praise and money, and blowjobs! Success!
And quickly it is trampled
To Greyson: U Sux! I aM l33t hax0r. I RuL3 j00. ahahah i giv ur c0miC 0!

 

by greyson
12-22-01
Greyson decides to confront his critics.....
Why did you give my comic a 0 Mr. l33t Hax0r? I haven't even made one yet!
Mr. L33t Haxor says: cAuSe I 0wn j00 f00!
A language barrier presents itself
I can't understand what your saying.....
l33t hAx0r rules!
A relevation is made
Do you need a friend?
*sobbing* I have a small penis and I play Counter-Strike all day.

 

by greyson
12-24-01
Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas Jesus! I came all the way from my place up to this hilI. Look! I brought you a present!
I fucking gave my life for you assholes. What could you possibly give me that would even come close to the sacrifice I gave you.
I brought you a playstation 2 with Metal Gear Solid 2.
If you want, I can turn this leper into Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

by greyson
12-27-01
In the final days of Jesus Christ, he recieves a pilgramage of knowledge seekers
Dear Jesus, why are boogers green?
Hey Jesus, do you think you could spare a few dollars for a pack of smokes?
Dear santa, I want a pony, and a bicycle, and a dolly, and a dress for my dolly, and a.....
Why couldn't those damn romans just shoot me in the head,

 

by greyson
12-27-01
For Christmas, Jesus turned a leper into Jennifer Love Hewitt for Greyson
Um, you don't look like Jennifer Love Hewitt
this was the best strip creator could do
Ok. So you have to do anything I say right?
Yep. Im'm yours for the taking.
Sweet! OK, do the dishes, cause they need to be done, and after that, do my laundry. and this place could use a good vacuuming, and...
...

 

by greyson
3-03-02
Greyson decides what to do with his newly acquired leper turned Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lets see, you did the dishes, laundry, and vacuumed. What next?
Why dont you lie down and I'll show you....
Greyson experiences something he's never experienced before
oh yeah, oh baby, that feels great!
you like that? i can show you more... *slurp*
A leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt is still a leper
uh, is that supposed to happen? uh like that thing that just fell off? *retch*
hey baby, it's alright... just close your eyes

 

by greyson
3-03-02
Greyson confronts Jesus for the cruel prank Jesus played on Greyson in the last few comics
Damn you jesus, you didn't cure the leper you turned into Jennifer Love Hewitt! It was gross!
Ahahahahahahahahh. Serves you right! Besides, I'm Jesus! What are you going to do? Crucify me some more! Ahahahaha
OH YEAH? Well I create these damn comic strips, and I can do whatever I want!
ooooh, I'm shaking!
.....fuck, I'm cold.......

 

by greyson
3-03-02
Greyson and his life with the leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt
ok, well, im going out to look for work so we can eat
do you want a blowjob before you go?
PSA: Jennifer Love Hewitt might appear in the August issue of Playboy
dear sweet god no!
ok. well dont say I didnt offer
PSA2: a Britney Spears home sex video has just been leaked to the public
I don't think anyone is paying attention to what were saying anymore
my vagina fell off a long time ago

 

by greyson
3-03-02
Last we left greyson, he had run away from his life, which sucks....
Hey, I've been looking all over for you!
Leave me be...just let me shrivel up and die!.......btw, who are you?
It's me, the leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt. I went to the doctor and he cured me! Then I went to a plastic surgeon and he made me more attractive
.................
*reference to previous comic
oh yeah, that's it baby!.....hey wait, nothing is gonna fall off this time, right?*
*muffle muffle* nuh-uh *slurp*

 

by greyson
3-04-02
Due to a rumor, Greyson decides to search of the net to confirm if Jennifer Love Hewitt is really posing for Playboy
hmm 1,823,345,221 results
google search: "Jennifer Love Hewitt Boobies"
Our hero is captured!
what are you doing? why does it say your searching for Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobies?
Uh oh.... must think fast....
Some where on top of a hill
*confused? read the previous strips* _______________ to be continued...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH... this is going to be rich

 

by greyson
3-04-02
Greyson is caught looking for JLH boobs online, and his leper that looks like JLH caught him
I can't believe you! You were looking at another woman's breasts!
If they're JLH's, technically, I'm just looking at your boobs?
Strike 1
...
uh oh..... not good. Gotta come up with a power play... something..... damn, I'm coming up blank
And our batter is beaned in the head
Will you marry me?

 

by greyson
3-20-02
Last time, Jesus turned a leper to look like JLH for Greyson, but she was still a leper, so Greyson changed the background to spite Jesus.
What's up Jesus?
Oh, look who came crawling back for help...
nope! I came to drop off the leper
???
*Tokyo Breakfast
so, like if your jesus, can you get me a BMW 7 series?
nigga no get a job, nigga make no money....*

 

by greyson
3-20-02
The Leper that looks like JLH left Greyson to be with Jesus
so, like, if you're Jesus, why don't you use your powers to get down from that cross?
Well, I can turn water to wine
so you're pretty useless...
Goddammit! I'm Jesus! I don't have to take this sort of crap!
uh, so..... how much money do you have with you?
How much money do you think I'm carrying in my loin cloth?

 

by greyson
3-22-02
Last time, the Leper that looks like JLH left greyson to be with jesus
jesus, you're such a downer, always using the f-work and stuff.
youd be a fucking downer if you were nailed to the cross
you should look on the bright side of life
oh, how original! you're like the millionth fuckhead to say that to me
Who knew
no wonder they nailed you to the cross....
hey you dirty bitch! I wasn't always like this!

 

by greyson
3-22-02
The Leper that looks like JLH shows up at Greyson's place
Hey, whats up? uh, I thought I might be able to stay with you for a while, you know, until I get my feet on the ground
oh? I thought you were going to stay with Jesus.....but if you want to that's fine
so... whats up? Why are driving a nail into your brain?
uh, it totally has nothing to do with you leaving.... yup, totally.
why can't they just say they love each other??
awww! you miss me!
no! seriously! ...it was itching, and it just needed to be scratched!

 

by greyson
3-22-02
A walk in the park
Thanks for going on a walk in the park with me, its so sweet!
aaaahh, it burns! is the sun doing this? christ!
you know, after being a leper, and spending time with jesus, has really opened my eyes, you're a pretty nice guy!
man.... that squirrel almost got me, goot thing I was carrying a pocket knife. wanna take this home?
you nice, sweet, compassionate, romantic, caring, and funny. I really like that about you. I really hope we can make this last
Hmm, there are ants on this already, dang, those suckers are fast. maybe if I brush them off....

 

by greyson
3-23-02
hey honey! guess what? a kitty followed me home! I'm gonna keep it
Awww, how cute! a kitty is gonna live with us!
*clicking*
uh, honey, thats not a cat.......
sure it is! there was this big bloated cat, and it exploded and hundreds of kittens came out. I'm gonna call him "bitey"!

 

by greyson
3-26-02
Greyson
heheheh....... Ill post pretending I'm joe
My penis is 7" long! I am king of the world! - Joe
Billygoat
heheheh....I'll post pretending I'm faustus!
I like to get wooden teeth hummers! - Faustus
Joe
Damn straight! It's 7 inches long baby! I'm gonna post a pic!
http://www.humongous-penis.com/joepenis.jpg

 

by greyson
3-26-02
2mon's blogspot
yaaaay, I'm gonna go check my blogs! yaay, new comments!
I have a 7 inch penis! - Joe
uhhh......
I will kill you! I am outside your house right now! -anonymous stalker
*crying softly*
Check out my pics! 7inches.jpg -joe

 

by greyson
3-28-02
*insert cheesy porn music here*
Hey Rurouni, did I ever tell you how sexy you are?
Oh baby, you finally noticed my manly wiles? Come here and give me a kiss.....
______________( o ) ( o )_____________
Oh rurouni! how I've yearned to stroke your long......ear
oh yeah baby, you know what I like......stroke it baby, stroke it!
*pop*
Rurouni! What the hell did I tell you about sleeping on the job!
boobies! I mean, breasts! I mean, I wasn't vagina! sleeping!

 

by greyson
3-29-02
Easter Weekend
Goddamn, everyone gets the day off except for me. Im still nailed to the cross! If it wasn't for me....
there wouldn't be a day off! but does anyone visit? noo. ontop of that, that bastard greyson moved me to the himalayas
Jesus vs. Easter Bunny! (to be continued....)
yo wazzap, I'm the easter bunny, we need to talk
oh fuck me......

 

by greyson
3-30-02
Hey folks! since I started creating comics, I have received a lot of fan mail, so I thought I should read some!
"Dear Sir: because of your lack of payment, we have shut off your water." ...hmm, lets try another.
"You have won 10,000,000 if your PCH number is a winner!"
hmm. I was pretty sure there was at least one fan mail in here....
"To Greyson: you suck! thanks for wasting my time you asshole!"
and that concludes the final episode of Greyson's mail bag....faggots!

 

by greyson
4-01-02
The Truth comes out
Hey Baby, how's it going?
Oh JLH I forgot to tell you about someone...
huh?
I thought you wouldn't mind but I have another girlfriend. We can practice polygamy! Wait, here she comes...
Greyson runs away...
Wait til I get my hands on him...
What's the deal with this sour chick?

 

by greyson
4-01-02
Greyson gets some revenge
for making fun of me in your comics, 2mon, I shall sic kitty on you!
oh yeah!? I can kick your kitty's ass!
raaaar!!!!
OMG thats not kitty!
hey do you know where 2mon went?
yeah, she's digesting

 

by greyson
4-01-02
Check for an alternate reference http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=2mon&ID=64733
2mon finds herself inside kitty's stomach
hmm....being in here isn't that bad.....smells bad tho.
aaaaaa....acid! It burns! It's in my eyes!!
hey, what are you doing in here?
i guess kitty liked me too much

 

by greyson
4-04-02
Leper JLH...
I've decided I need to be number one here.. I was granted to you by Jesus himself!
Nadia (aka GF #2)
But I was the origional! Jesus only made you in MY image! I should be the one to stay!
Jesus gets back at Greyson
I repent I repent! I know you planned this!
ha ha... sukka!

 

by greyson
4-10-02
A discrepancy is found
hmmm, i dont remember making "The Saga" or "The Truth Comes out"
Greyson has a DREAM
And also, if I had 2 girlfriends i wouldn't go to jesus...I'd make a video!!
The truth is discovered
"ha ha... sukka!" I'd never say that! That's the work of 2mon! I'll get her! right after this.....
www.aminaked.com

 

by greyson
4-12-02
Greyson asked her to marry him to get out of a tight situation
Hey Greyson, remember that question you asked me a while ago?
I think....
Greyson obviously doesn't remember
My answer is...YES! So when can we do it!
*do it?* ....Uh....right away!
Greyson thinks hes going to have sex......thought he was going to have sex
Awww, it's gonna be soo great! I love you!
did she just say "I love you"

 

by greyson
4-12-02
At the PMCL
Hey cute thing, what's your name?
its me, 2mon. I guess after spending time in Kitty's highly acidic stomach, it must have altered my appearance
oh, my bad about the cute thing bit...don't tell len...
its ok. hes like a million miles away.
oh ok! i was wondering what that smell was.
hey, i think i smell pretty damn good for someone who was just passed through a bug's ass

 

by greyson
4-12-02
Back at the PMCL
huh-huh huh-huh *drool*
how many times did i tell you not to stare at my crotch!?!?!
I wasn't looking!
Yeah right! your pants don't lie mister!
Besides, if you don't want me to look, why do you keep high-kicking?
I'm stretching it out for Mr. 7inches

 

by greyson
4-12-02
An Apology
I would like to apologize to my bestest friend 2mon whos good reputation was tarnished in the last strip
my account was haxored and someone made a blasphemous comic using my name
Dude! You totally made that comic! I totally saw you!
shhhh!....i told you, i was "haxored"!
In the alley behind the PMCL
So that's where you went. I didn't see 2mon behind you. You hurt bad?
*high-pitched* well, since 2mon is so short, 95% of the punches land in the crotch. I'm gonna be here a bit

 

by greyson
4-13-02
Greyson looks for help
Dear Father, I need advice. I asked a girl to marry me to get out of a tough spot, and now she says yes
my son, why don't you come into my office so we may speak in private
My son, get on your knees and ask the lord for advice..oh yeah, close your eyes too.
ok....dear lord... please send me aid. *muffled*Hmm.... the good lord has sent me a hotdog!
*chomp chomp* hey this isnt a hotdog!
AAAAHHHH! CALL A MEDIC!

 

by greyson
4-17-02
Hmmm....I sure like salisbury steak...I wonder if there's salisbury chicken...
Dear Martha Stewart: what is the recipe for slaisbury chicken?
Oy, I dunno woo dis marta chick is, piss off
Dear Greyson: cut the head off a chicken, piss down it's neck. then rub it in dog shit and serve
ok.... now to find some dog poo.....
buk buk buk ...moo

 

by greyson
4-29-02
God's Diabolical Minion's strike
hello my son......Have you considered having Jesus Christ in your life?
well, if you can't see, I'm chinese, and I don't partake in.....
Negotiation has failed
but the beauty of Jesus Christ is that he has room for every...Jesus Believes in you ... you can always convert
I know, its just I don't believe in......I wasn't raised......"FLYING SQUIRREL ATTACK!!"
thank you, 2mon ver. 2.0
owww, my spleen
raar! I'm not a squirrel

 

by greyson
4-29-02
wai...hey hey! you there!
yes?
hey, your a catholic priest! get me down from here, I'm Jesus Christ, your lord and savior!
I'm sorry Jesus, I can't do that. You have to die up there for our sins.
WTF? Who told you that! Die for your sins?!? You fucked an 8 year old boy, and you want me to die for that? get me down now!
ahahaha Jesus, your so funny. ahahah........back to the boys choir..ahem

 

by greyson
5-02-02
Hey readers, I'd like to take a minute to.....OW! Why are you punching me?!?!?!
Cause its FUN!
Anyway, stop it! So I'd like to wish...JEsus Christ That hurt!
Tee-Hee
Happy Birthday ..oof...2mon!
Hiya!

 

by greyson
5-02-02
Happy Birthday Monica!
Happy Birthday Monica!
Happy Birthday Monica!
Happy Birthday Monica!
Happy Birthday Monica!
I told you to stop looking there!

 

by greyson
5-08-02
Greyson and Rurouni visit a Pho restaurant
Here's your Pho
yaay!
Pho, pronounced "fuh", is a Vietnamese noodle soup. It's comfort food.
I don't think you should have used that coupon. They really seemed pissed about that
hey, if they didn't want me to use coupons, they shouldn't have printed them
Don't mess with Vietnamese people
ok, but I think thats a really big loogie floating on top of your bowl
well, that doesn't bother me as much as the fact that my meatballs are staring at me........

 

by greyson
5-09-02
Finals Week
I don't wanna study! I hate tests! I'll study after this
www.fark.com
That sucks, there was nothing on. I'll study after this....
www.aminaked.com
WTF, they're shut down! NOOOOOOOOOO
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

 

by greyson
5-26-02
Rurouni has some free time
huh huh huh...shes asian....shes asian too.....
www.amiasian.com
compared to aminaked.com
OMG you're looking at naked women!!!! I can't believe you....So being asian means being naked!!!...you're coming with me!
NO! It's amiAsian.com. They're asian!
huhuhuhuh...they're asian......

 

by greyson
5-30-02
Greyson *accidentally* downloads a scatology movie
I *wonder* what scatology is, lets click it to find out!
poopingoncarpet.mpg
Why does 2mon always stand behind you when you look at pron
OMG that's sooo grosss! I can't believe your watching something like that! YOU PERVERT! GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
ewww.....corny... ahahaha she ate a cheeto
it's a good thing she doesn't know that this is her
*fart sounds*

 

by greyson
5-30-02
The Greysons go on a trip!
Hey sweetie, I haven't been in one of your comics for a while. Lets go some where! Do something!
Thats a great idea sweetie! Lets pack our bags!
6 hours later.......
OMG I can't believe you did that! We're going to die! Here! We're going to die here! All thanks to you!
How did I know that was gonna crash the plane?!?!? I just wanted some fresh air!
to be continued......
I hope you die first! That way I can eat you, like in that movie, but not THAT movie, and not THAT way.
oh crap, I can't feel my legs. CRAP I CAN"T MOVE!

 

by greyson
5-31-02
Greyson and the leper that looks like JLH are stranded in the mountains due to an airplane crash
You poopy head! Go and find food or else!
OK OK quit yelling! I'm leaving already!
Seems like they're stuck on the same mountain as jesus
Oh hey jesus, whats up? Thats a coincidence crashing on the same mountain as you. Got any food?
Got any food? ahahahah you people are going to die here! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
...
OMG Sweetie, where did you find these ribs? They're delicious!
*chomp chomp* hmmm sacrilicious!

 

by greyson
6-02-02
After a long and ardous trip home.
Wow! Despite all the life threatening situations, that was fun!
It's a good thing we met Jesus, or else we probabbly wouldn't have made it without using my comic super powers
By the way, where did you get those ribs we ate on the mountain top?
I got them from Jesus. He said "Take these ribs, for they are my body" or something like that
*throwing up sounds*
I don't see whats the big deal, he does it with bread and wine all the time!

 

by greyson
6-02-02
Hey honey, lets go into another room. There's something I want to show you...
Is it the kitchen? are you going to make me a sandwich? Oh boy I love sandwiches!
Do you know what you do in this room? *wink wink*
Well, you certainly can't make a sandwich in here.
Next Episode: SEX!
Is food the only thing you think about?
Well, yeah, food. Clams, tacos, peaches, cherries, pigs in a blanket, milk, chicken breasts, pork butt, chicken thigh...

 

by greyson
6-02-02
Sunday
I'm bored. Lets see if anyone is on AIM.....damn, no one is online!
Current Users Online: Adam
Adam = Rurouni
Lets see if anyone is on ICQ...crap, no one is online!
Current Users Online: Rurouni
WTF am I?!?!?! Chopped liver?!?

 

by greyson
6-06-02
Today on a popular MUD....
well, lets see...ill kill a few things and level....WTF
Sakura & Stilhere: we're lesbian lovers! *rub rub rub rub fondle rub rub lick rub rub fondle rub grope grope lick grope grope fart grope grope lick grope fondle grope rub rub*
Dramatization
*pat fondle fondle pat pat grope rub rub fondle grope french lick french grope rub rub lick fondle lick fondle lick lick grope fondle grope grope rub grope fondle*
*breathing heavily*
Greyson wishes it was a Graphical Multi User Dungeon
It's like squirrels in heat!
*pat fondle fondle pat pat grope rub rub fondle grope french lick french grope rub rub lick fondle lick fondle lick lick grope fondle grope grope rub grope fondle*

 

by greyson
6-09-02
There is this food called Durien, or Bread Fruit. It's an asian food that smells really really bad.
Stores never sell it fresh anymore cause it stinks the place up. I've never eaten it before cause it smells so bad
Now all asian people I talk to are like yeah, it smells bad, but it tastes good. You just need to get past the taste
So I'm thinking, well, poo smells bad, and I've never eaten it
and durien smells really bad, but people eat that.
....don't eat poo

 

by greyson
6-16-02
Through Rurouni, Greyson has rekindled his love for Counter-Strike skins
Heheheheheheh.....boobs
POW! POW! BLAM! BLAM! RATATATATAT!
Ok, so Lara Croft is supposed to be? Britney Spears? Ok, what about those naked women? So you changed everything into scantily clad women?
GSG9 ..... She's Arctic Avengers ... those are hostages .... pretty much
Lesbian Dildo Slap Fight V 1.0 !
ok. Now why are they slapping each other with dildoes?
Uh...those are knives. Theyre supposed to be killing each other

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