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by joshp
1-07-01
Wanna Fuck?
hmmmm
I'm too cool for you.
How about a donkeypunch?
Aight.

 

by joshp
1-07-01
Rawb's Back Alley Adventures
Hey whats up?
I'm just waiting for a friend... what's your name?
I'm Rawb.. I work at a Lunix factory, and my wang is massive.
Hax0rs turn me on.. lets go to my house.
I hope she doesn't turn out to be a man like last time.
I wonder if he's a top or a bottom.

 

by joshp
1-07-01
Blatant Penny Arcade Rip.
Hey, hey... Do that trick where you pop your back out of place, and then pop it back in!
That wasn't a trick, you pushed me down the stairs. And I didn't just pop it back in, I was in traction for over a year!
Yeah, that was pretty cool.

 

by joshp
1-08-01
China, early 19th Century.
Jen, become my apprentice, I will instruct you in the ways of Kung Fu!!
FU Li Mu Bai. I have the green destiny now!! You are weak and feeble!!!
Later that day.. kickin' it in the trees.
HAHAH. you can't knock me off this branch... I am so hardcore.
FU Li Mu Bai.
Inside the Jade Fox's secret cave.
Oh no!!! Jade Fox has poisoned me.. fuck!!!
Li Mu Bai will soon die. There is nothing left for me to do but commit suicide. (ed note: SPOILERS INCLUDED)

 

by joshp
1-08-01
Port of Mr. Wiggles
So how's your senior citizen working out?
Horrible. She shits herself constantly and i've had to pull her out of the bathtub twice 'cause she was too weak to do it herself.
So are you starting to regret your ill-fated purchase?
Not really. She gives great blow-jobs. No teeth.
Wow, it's just like "Harold & Maude" only without the love.
Yeah, and my version includes donkey-punching.

 

by joshp
1-08-01
Port of Mr. Wiggles
You ever think of working out?
I should. My body's disgusting. I've got rolls upon rolls of fat, and hair in all the wrong places.
It's scary. Children run in fear at the sight of my naked body.
Why are you showing children your naked body?
It was a crime of passion. Let it go.

 

by joshp
1-09-01
After lights out.
OOOOOOOHH
*GRUNT*
*GRUNT*
OOOOOOOOOHH
Ok ok ... ass to ass now.
You got it soul sister.

 

by joshp
1-18-01
Clango at Club 54
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
......
YOU SUCK CLANGO!
Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
BOOOO!!!!!!

 

by joshp
3-15-01
I was watching an episode of Sally Jesse Raphael called "My Child Died From Sniffing Paint,"and I saw this kid on it named Nick[Sutton] who's a paint-sniffing survivor.
They asked him, "Where are you going to be in a few years?"and he said, "I'll probably be dead."
I loved him and wanted him to star in the film, so we tracked him down. He told me he'd been on acid on the show.

 

by joshp
3-15-01
The apocalypse is now! Americans know this, that the only hope is the flying saucers.
Do you know how I see the world? Like a person dying. It is a worm who is dying to make a butterfly.
You and I will be the first movements in the wings of the butterfly because we are speaking like this.

 

by joshp
3-15-01
Yes, because every Catholic knows every time they take communion they take in the body of Christ in their mouth. Christ was the first vampire.
He gave his blood to his disciples. In the last supper, they take the blood of Christ through wine.
The Pope is the biggest vampire, he takes the blood of Christ everyday. And he's a cannibal. They are vampires and cannibals.

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