All comics by nem0

 

Don't drink and play Mario 3, kids. by nem0 10-04-01
Oh yeah? Well, I got the white mushroom house, BITCH!	. . .	What did you bastards put in my Snapple? Besides vodka, I mean... I'm not wearing any pants.

 

Squish. by nem0 10-04-01
MEANWHILE... What's the matter, little buddy?		Woah. Y'don't see that every day. I have rabbit parts stuck in my toes... Gross.

 

That's the sound of your brain cracking by nem0 10-04-01
I was wondering... are penguins fuzzy? I'm not sure. Why don't you ask her?	Yes?	I... I think my brain just imploded. You have no idea how many times I've heard that.

 

Sloppy to the MAX. by nem0 10-06-01
Hey man, can I borrow some pants? No way, you sloppy bastard.	Fine, then I'm gonna sleep on your couch NAKED. Go ahead.	What? That was too easy. Some kid peed on that couch last week, so I don't care what you do on it. Pleasant dreams!

 

Super Desperation MUFFIN SMUSH ATTACK by nem0 10-06-01
Oh neeeeeem0, lookee what I got! Huh?	Muffins! Muffins I can smush unmercifully against your head! Oh for the love of...	Er, I can't move my arms. Hah! Foiled again!

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