All comics by sdriscoll

 

Mouse Hunt by sdriscoll 11-26-01
McGillivray's witch hunt... Hey! You look guilty. Did you hork my Mac mouse? How dare you single me out as a thief. Are you profiling me? Can't you see by my huge head and small brain that I'm a Microsoft loyalist!	Later that day.... Now that I've insulted the entire organization including the elephant, I guess I'll have to write a P.O. for a new one.	Patrick and Stephen by the men's room Tomorrow I'll grab his Mac key board! I'm from Canada and don't condone stealing. Oh! Did you say Mac? Do you have an extra mouse?

 

Pffffttttzzzzzt!!! by sdriscoll 11-26-01
A day in the life... Tech support, this is Michael. You'll have to re-boot in Safe Mode, run Scan Disk, defrag the SCSII, type C:del*.* from a command line, re-install WINSOC, and "reg hack" the Outlook DLL	WOW! That was one of the most complicated calls I've ever observed. In order to track the customer issue, I'll have to know what the problem was. Well Heath, its rather complicated...	Go ahead Michael. I understand the technical stuff, I was trained by Skip. Ummm, aahh.. It was a wrong number. They thought it was WebEx support.

 

Sir Lance Allot by sdriscoll 11-26-01
The evil Rajah If I were in charge, I would stream a cloned image of all employees, automatically doubling production	Now for the test. I've cloned myself and am now streaming an image to my desktop! Baah, baah, baaah	Damn, I should have never bought the Scottish Clone at Home kit!!! Baah, baah, baaah

 

Pot Luck by sdriscoll 11-27-01
I can't wait fot the company holiday pot luck. This costume will lock first prize and de-throne Georgia!	Spartacus? Obscene Costume Kit #7? Damn, there goes first prize! Yeah, Spartacus. Yup, Obscene Costume Kit #7. She's gonna win again!	I won, I won, I won, I won!!

 

Adopt PlaceWare by sdriscoll 11-28-01
Good day PlaceWarians. The goal for PlaceWare in 2002 is adoption!!! Adoption is the key measure to our success and vitality!! So get out there and promote adoption!	Hmmm. How can I promote PlaceWare adoption?	I told the adoption agency you would be happy living here at PlaceWare. Its sure better than that 3rd world contry orphanage I found you in. You're not my mommy.

 

Is that your final decision? by sdriscoll 11-30-01
Attention PlaceWare Portland employees. This is Skip and I have an important announcement.	Starting Monday, Forum will be referred to as "That Thing".	Anyone referring to, selling, servicing or having any activity in and around "Forum" after today will be subject to disciplinary action. That is all, get back to work.

 

GINGER? by sdriscoll 12-04-01
We realize there has been allot of mystery surrounding program RAPID, that was our intention from the start.	We realized early on that RAPID was going to have an impact on human kind. Perhaps, changing the way we live our lives. So, without further delay I would like to unvail RAPID to the world....	Now known as the HUMAN VOICE TRANSPORTER, this device costs less than $.10 a day to operate, will eliminate cars is crowded cities and its self balancing plastic base allows anyone to use it.

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