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by shinything
4-18-03
Hey dude, what's up?
Nothin, dude, what' s up with you?
Dude, you wanna come over today?
I can't, man. Mom's making me mow the lawn.
Nevermind. This isn't funny.
That sucks.
Hell yeah, dude, we got a big fuckin' lawn, too.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
Hey dude, what's up?
nm, man. just checkin' my e-mails and shit.
cool. got any nice ones?
actually, it's all spam.
ALL of it? Dude. You have like, NO friends.
Dude, I know.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
So what do you thing, dude?
About what?
About this whole thing.
What whole thing?
You know! The "thing"? YOU know!
Dude, I have NO idea what you're fucking talking about.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
Dude, yesterday, i got this shirt...
yeah?
Yeah, it's fuckin' shway. it's got this like, dolphin, and then it says "you smell like nut".
.....
shut the fuck up.
Dude, that like, isn't funny at all.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
You were so drunk yesterday.
Dude, I was?
yeah, but at least you didn't get raped... more than three times... by women.
Holy shit, dude!
If it's any consolation, I TOTALLY sold the pictures on E-bay.
...that isn't any consolation at all, and you know it.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
Well, it's all good, because Dustin totally made out with you that one time.
...Eeeew..... EEEEEEW...... dude, that's gross!
Yeah, but I got the polaroids, so it's all good.
Yes, well then, it's probably a good thing i fell into that vat of acid in my drunken rage.
Mmm, acid.
You're a violent drunk, man.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
You need to make some more strips, dude.
Umm... all right, about what?
I dunno, make something up. You're the funny one.
You know, I really, so totally am.
Go to hell.
Can do.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
Hey, what do you want to put on this shirt?
What do I want to put?
Well, yeah. I gotta paint something
Well, I would put stick figures of a viking, a pirate and a cowboy all dancing together. Like, totally gettin' down to the funky beat.
And then, on the other side, it'd say "WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!?"
YES!!!!

 

by shinything
4-18-03
STARING CONTEST!
ok.
Can I touch your boobies?
Fuck this, i'm gonna go play Animal Crossing.

 

by shinything
4-18-03
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Whoa, dude, I would totally not say the word, "boobies", ok?
I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR SASS

 

by shinything
4-18-03
Firegirl and Shinything do stuff!
Hey! Wanna come over to my house and hang today?
Sure, that sounds like fun! What'll we do?
Wow. You know, watching you play solitaire gets boring after about thirty games.

 

by shinything
4-19-03
Staring contest!!
Aight.
Why, mercy me! There seems to be a very attractive nude man behind you!
How ironic, there happens to be one behind you as well.

 

by shinything
4-19-03
And so, the incredibly tense staring contest with Ambulancedriver rages on...
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...
...
*smack*
OW! My everlivin' eye!!
I don't need this. I'm goin' to Sarah's to watch some crappy porn.

 

by shinything
4-19-03
And so, shinything arrives at Firegirl's place...
Hey, Sarah. What up, homeslice?
N/m, dawg, just editing some homemade porn for some friends.
Whoa... is that Liz?
Sure is, homefries.
Wow. She's pretty flexible, huh?
Not NEARLY as flexible as Ambulancedriver...

 

by shinything
4-19-03
shinything trips on over to ambulancedriver's pad...
Dude, I was just at Sarah's. You made a porn? With Liz?
Why not, yo? I am totally flexible like a mad mug.
Dude.
What?
With LIZ?
She's trying to get rid of her "good girl" image. Pardon ME for volunteering, man.

 

by shinything
4-19-03
Later, at Liz's house...
Lizzy, dude! Why didn't you tell me
Tell you what?
That you were goin' with Ambulancedriver, dude! I'd have thrown you a frickin' wedding shower.
Well, maybe 'cuz I'm not.
Then what the hell were you thinking making a frickin' PORN with him??
I'm an artist, okay? I don't have to "think"

 

by shinything
4-19-03
Sarah shows shinything the finished edit of the famed Liz and ambulancedriver porn...
Crispity Crunchity Tapdancing Christ.
I know, man. Ooh, watch this part, watch this part...
...
...
a HORSE??
Yeah. That Ambulancedriver, dude, he's CRAZY when he's drunk.

 

by shinything
4-19-03
ambulancedriver holds a press conference in rebuttal to the previous few strips.
Hey. Ambulancedriver here. Look, I know there've been some pretty nasty things done by me lately, but I assure you, none of them are true.
I am NOT a mysoginistic pig! I'm actually a funny, nice, intellectual type. So you see, I'm not as sexually obsessive as this comic makes me out to be.
Just a guy.
Exactly! I mean! No! Go to hell!

 

by shinything
4-19-03
shinything attempts to explain the complexities of the universe to ambulancedriver in the Space-Time Continuum Rip in Shinything's basement...
...so you see where I'm coming from? Being the only guy around here, you kinda just get LABELED a mysoginistic sex obsessed butthole even though you're not.
I think I get what you're saying.
Good.
Good. NOW can I touch your boobies?
*sigh*

 

by shinything
4-26-03
Hello, Welcome to Burger Dog, may I take your.... oh shit.
Holy everliving fuck, dude. You work at Burger Dog?!
an uncomfortable silence envelops the room...
At least MY boss gives good head.
I'm going to Arby's.

 

by shinything
4-30-03
Walkin'... to.... school? I guess...
Dude, you should do more comics. They make me crave your superior wang.
You know, I HAVE been thinking about my wang...

 

by shinything
5-03-03
later, in somebody's backyard...
Dude, Communism doesn't exist. ...I'm going to die, aren't I?
Eh, we're all gonna die someday.
Oh...
...well, I hope the jerks go first.

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