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by troahbarton
4-10-03
And here we are at Pub Trivia. Just another day.
I'm gonna have to mark you for trolling.
All I said was "i luv buttsekz!"
Looks like FFM and nana are having a nice conversation.
youre such a ***** and i hate you nana suck on my **** yea!!! look at my review! you *****!
Squall is so hot... and youre such a little boy.
The food lovers of Pub.
CHEESE! I LOVE CHEESE!!! GIVE IT TO ME!
OMG! Lupin the Third!!!11!one!11 GIVE ME PIZZZA! PIZZZZZA!

 

by troahbarton
4-11-03
And here comes Ulty...
Hey Ulty....
Hey troah! You know how you made that comic, I wanna be in one I'll be so cool!
So here we are.
Hey Ulty! Why aren't we supposed to tease the octopus?? Heh heh heh....
Well xajBOB, the octopus is very fickle about these sort of things...
... ... ... *teases*
GRAGH! *slurp* *chew* *bite* *tentacle hentai rape* G'FAHAHAHA!

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
Rodri's situation is discussed.
Whoa, Cyclo, did you hear about rodri? He can't play video games.. except for TWO HOURS A DAY!
I know, gen, it's pretty crazy... I heard that he was suicidal.
Would you commit suicide if you could only play video games for two hours at the most? I KNOW I WOULD!
Well I dunno... maybe... being a ninja makes things more exciting though. How's rodri doing anyway?
... ... ... >_>
Well I dunno... heard he took up masturbating.... hope he isn't around. He would kill me... so hows the ninja business goin'?

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
Attention Whore
Heh heh... when did you guys lose your virginity? Hehe I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours! ;)
OmG TEH B00B135 R0><0r5!!!! PICS. NOW.
One time I was at a hotel and there was this chick and she really liked me and our parents were there so we went onto the roof and I se><0red her face.
What? YOU LIAR! That story is total bullshit. By the way, I had sex with my sister and mom at the same time that's how I lost mine.
Everyone stops and looks at her.
Hehe you guys are so funny.. well I lost mine when I met these guys over the internet when I was 15 and they were 17,18,19 and they bought me clothes like schoolgirl outfits and it was fun... tee hee
OMG MaJ0R B0n4R!! Give me your b00bie5 and I will buy you clothes !! OH YA RO><0R5!!

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
err, you guys, why did I get moderated for "nintendo fans are idiots" durr i dunno
Oh I dunno, maybe its the idiots part?
WHAT?! This is stupid! I want a mod... NOW.
What is the problem here... oh, it's you ak02.
Mods are idiots and fagz... *deletes message*
ak02 you bastard!!! Stop deleting your messages!

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
FFM begs for attention
Yes... I will be cool like that fool troah! hahahaah! I'll make a comic and be a coool guy!! yea...
What the hell... all my reviews! My cool computer that I pretend to know a lot about! OH SHIT!
My com... what the fuck? Who the hell are you bastard?
Come on FFM! I've got the Flux Capacitor and the plutonium fuel! We have to prevent you from finding out about troah's comic strip!

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
Mr Shorts tries to get a trade.
Well I could trade you Oriental for Illinois...
Come on troah... you will get a monopoly and I only have 1500 dollars!
Hmm.... do you have a get out of jail free card?
Well no but... come on man!
troah sucks ass at this game... *trades to get 5 monopolies but no money*
I don't think so shorts.

 

by troahbarton
4-12-03
Idiot trades...
So what you're saying is, you'll let me stay in the game and I won't have to pay you my debt if I give you all my properties?
That's right shorts! You won't lose at quick! I mean.. you might not even lose at all!
Well it sounds like a hell of a deal! *gives gen all his properties*
Thanks buddy! *has three monopolies* Now you can go on your way! *pays your 150 dollar debt*
What an idiot..
And they think I suck at this game...

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
At a restaurant...
Alright, I'll have an order of pigs feet with a spring of venemous jelly terds.
Your order is coming up sir, I'll be right back with your sprigs.
Well hey Brad how's it goin?
Hey Scott! I've had a horrible day! My car broke down and I couldnt get a cab and I got fired plus my wife left me!
Hmm that's weird... but I think I know what's wrong. You're in a Philadelphia.
A Philadelphia? What are you talking about?

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
A Philadelphia. It's a distortion in time, like a black hole. Once you get sucked into it, it's hard as hell to get out.
Is that why everything has been goin' wrong today?
That's right. In a Philadelphia you can't get anything you ask for. Right now I'm in a Los Angeles.
That's why! Dammit this sucks... how can I get what I want?
Simple. Just ask for what you don't want. Go ahead and ask for a Bud.
Hmm... I think I get it. I'll try it out.

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
On the road..
Justin, when are you going to stop and ask for directions?
I KNOW that to get to New York we go through Maine, Spain, Saskatchewan, 'Burned Foot, Arizona,' and Florida... Trust me, we're almost there

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
Hey waitress.
Yea, whaddya need?
Can I have a Heineken? Guiness? Dos Equis? Bud Light? Coors? Miller Light? Sam Adams?
Nope... all out.... the delivery is late... no.... nada.... nothing.... taps dry.... all we have is Bud.
Alright, I don't go for Bud. I won't have anything.
One Bud comin up!

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
See? I told you.
Wow! It really works! You're so great...
By the way, waitress, when are you pigs feet getting here?
Oh, we're all out of pig's feet.
You bastard! You got me in your Philadelphia!!!!
Hey man, I didn't know it was contagious!!

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
At Life, the Universe, and Everything...
Eureka! I found some pics of myself! You can see my clevage.. it's not on the net yet though, hehe! *waves disk*
PICS. NOW.
PICS?!?!? This is worth 500 gallons of splooge!
You guys.. if we get this topic to 500 posts, she HAS to show us the pics! Right??
*hick* I'll give you about 150 bucks if you show meh j00r b00b1e5!
Damn attention whores.... I hate 'em.

 

by troahbarton
4-13-03
Before Trivia 7.
Come on team! We can do this! Let's beat them for once!
I don't think so... let's.... whack off to ASIAN PORN! *squish squish*
Well I'm still gonna try!!! I think we can actually do this! We just gotta focus!!
Hahahahahah you guys are gonna LOSE! Ph33R the Atari!!!
After the match, Ataris winning by ten points.
Well I guess we lost.... good game guys.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! We WON! And it was all BECAUSE OF ME! The Final Fantasy MASTER! *whack whack*

 

by troahbarton
4-14-03
At 5:30
So troah... you got today's pic done?
uh.... yea sure, I'm working on it..
At 7:45
hey troah... you done yet?
just about mm! just gotta put on the finishing touches...
At 11:00
troah give me the pic now, people are demanding.
well.... ok, i'll get started on it.

 

by troahbarton
4-14-03
At the local graveyard...
Mum-rah.... veni vetti vichi.... I summon the mystical powers.. *ramble ramble*
hey dude...
whoa what the hell!! who are you!! don't kill me with your bone axe! or take off your skull and impale me with it!
well you summoned me... what do you want? I have an appoitment with the Space Ghost at nine...
well I didn't really think it would work... this is kinda... awkward...
Idiot kids...

 

by troahbarton
4-14-03
At the Current Events board.
Hey, has anyone here heard of Rancid Milk? I heard he caused a lot of trouble around here.. what did he do?
Hmm I have a hypothesis..... anyone who mentions Rancid Milk... IS RANCID MILK!
That Anavel Gato guy is definetly not Rancid Milk....
What?!? THEN YOU MUST BE RM!.. that's my bedroom petname for him..
You are a total idiot King Kool. Why are you still alive and posting on this board? Only an idiot would think Anavel is Rancid...
Well I'm right because everything I do and say is the law.

 

by troahbarton
4-14-03
Alright, I've got a Philosophy major... that means YOURE ALL RANCID MILK!... and especially Anavel Gato!
If I even posted on this board, I would be automatically user-axed...
What a fool.. that just proves even more that is he really Rancid Milk!
Hey dude, Anavel, you ToS breaker if I was a mod I would ban yer ass... heeyuk. it seems that rancid hacked anavel AND LTJ!
hahaha! RPG harvester is on my side! Anavel REALLY is rancid and he should be KoS'd... AGAIN!!
Whizkid just checked Gato's usermap... there is no sign up Rancid on it. You. Are. An. Idiot.

 

by troahbarton
4-15-03
So Warran.... Trivia 8 is coming up. I hope it's not dumb like the other ones...
Well I sure hope so.... this hentai you gave me and my girlfriend is getting boring..
Oh yeah, how is your girlfriend?
.....
Oh... I see.... sorry.. too bad *cough*
*sniff* I'll always miss the girl who loved threesomes and some good hentai..

 

by troahbarton
4-15-03
Ahh... good ol' Adult Swim...
Oh yeah, I went to college. My major was bending. My minor was in Robo-human socioeconomics... hahahaah!
Man I love Home Movies...
Why hello there, call me Irving! "hello irv.." I changed my mind, call me Mr. Livingston!
Oh geez... here we go with the typical look stupid but you're cool because you shoot people animes..
hwoowoaoaoao I'm Vash the Stampede! Here to save you all! *falls over and runs into things and makes anime faces*

 

by troahbarton
4-15-03
While troah's working on his site..
javascript... random vars.... font size=10....
hahaha troah... my website kicks your websites ass. i can play music on it! you are no match for me
What? oh... it's you...again. the guy who always tries to oust me from across the room.. Well... see you later Cody-guy..
Hah! That's what I thought... you will bow to my awesomeness. I know HTML! You cannot stop HTML!
Well did you write any of your own Javascript? Because I did. It's pretty fun once you know the language. It's far more advanced than HTML. Do you know it?
... uh..... did I mention I can play music on mine? And I have anime too! ANIME IS UNSTOPPABLE!

 

by troahbarton
4-22-03
At the Adult Swim board...
So who do you think would win in a fight between Spike Spiegel and Nicholas D. Wolfwood! Woo! Place yer bets!
omg! Trigun! Wolfwood is teh rock><0rs!!!
Wolfwood would pull out his guns and bust a cap in his ass! Jeet kune do is NO MATCH for guns!
Well if Spike couldn't beat Mad Pierrot, how can he battle against Wolfwood? He carries a cross around!!1!1!1one!111!
Wolfwood would destroy everyone in Cowboy Bebop in a blink of an eye..
Jesus tap dancing christ the Adult Swim board has turned into just a whole bunch of Trigun fanboys..

 

by troahbarton
5-21-03
A day in cyber sexuality.
Let's cyber and have some fun.....
mmm baby whats your asl.... i'm 15/f/sri lanka...
mmm i sure love sri lanka pussy... wanna cyber?
oh yea baby take off my clothes mmm i love it....
*starts wacking off* oh baby i love it.....
holy shit... what have i done... *runs away*

 

by troahbarton
7-03-03
Duckbear rears his ugly head.
Err... why is everyone going from CE to LUE?
Hah, maybe it's because I'm back.
Shit! It's rancid. Don't theaten me, I have a closed AIM list so you don't IM me. You can't axe me like you said you were. Forget about me. Thank you.
Hm, Duckbear remembers me. I might murder him... I sent him crying out of a tetrinet channel a year ago.
Shut up! I didn't cry! you never pwned me STFU leave me alone! *cries*
All I wanted was your phone number and email.... what's wrong Duckbear?

 

by troahbarton
7-03-03
And so the idea goes into motion...
So, you wanna head to E3 this summer?
Doesn't it cost about 300 dollars to get in?
Hey, we have the money and it's for a worthy cause, man...
Well as long as we take your car, gas money will be a bitch on a road trip to California...
Well I haven't driven my car that far before, but I'm sure we'll make it
We better or it's your ass. I'm gonna leave you for Vegas if your car breaks down.

 

by troahbarton
7-03-03
But somebody catches wind of their plans...
Huh?? What was that? E FUCKING 3?!?! ELECTRONIC ENTERTAINMENT EXPO! I'VE GOT TO GO!
Hey.... isn't that....
Natalie? Oh crap, that crazy bitch is gonna want to come...
Hey guys! I want to come, take me now! Let's get going!
Well I guess we have to let you... since you're a woman and all.... as long as you give us money for the trip.

 

by troahbarton
7-04-03
Making the preperations...
So you go everything ready for the trip? I have the tickets and everything else packed...
Yep, I got my Bugles, my Cheez-it's, my Dum-Dums, my Cherry Poppers, my hot dogs, cherry nuts, Beech freezers, eye poppers....
What the hell? What about clothes, or toothpaste, or deodorant?
...
...
YOU need to loosen up man. Who needs clothes when you have E3?

 

by troahbarton
7-04-03
Almost done...
So do YOU have everything?
Don't worry about me, I can handle myself.
What about that one time we lost you at the mall and we got stuck in it overnight and a police squad came thinking you were a robber?
Hah! Just a fluke...
I better watch her when she goes to the Dance Dance Revolution booth...
Man how am I gonna lose him... just follow the crown Natalie, follow the crowd....

 

by troahbarton
7-05-03
Now the car enters the scene.
Alright, you guys all ready? Let's get in the car, I have the stuff loaded up.
Holy shit! I'm so excited. Let's get goin'! Time to ream some video game ass! So who's sitting where? ...
SHOTGUN!
SHOTGUN!
Look, you can switch off... let's get goin before you rip each others heads off. Scott, you're in front.
Hoo-hah! You have been owned! Hoo-hah! Scent on a woman! ... ... ... ... HOO-HAH!

 

by troahbarton
7-05-03
Heh heh... you ok back there? *snicker*
Alright, everyone. Strap in, because we're taking off.
Shut your face!
...
Well, I can see we're getting off to a good start...

 

by troahbarton
7-05-03
Through the forest!
Ah, the majestic forest. So grand in it's splendor... too bad we have other engagements.
The last level of stupidity too..
Quiet you! I'm on the last level of Mega Man!
No! I died! Damn you Dr. Wily and your "wily" antics! Hahaha! I am a genius.
Look, we're almost to the hotel, quiet down.

 

by troahbarton
7-05-03
Arrival at the hotel.
Alright guys, we're at the hotel. Let's get to our room... damn.
Finally! You people were getting on my nerves.
Oh guys.... the hotel doesn't allow more than two beds per room. So I guess me and Scott will be sharing a bed.
I'll sleep with you Ch... *stops* <_< >_>

 

by troahbarton
7-05-03
In the lobby.
I'm heading to the arcade.
I'm gonna check out the pool.
Chris enters the room.
Those bastards always running off...
*ring ring*
The hell... *picks up* ... ... what the fuck?
Hello Neo... I'd like to tell you about the Matrix. Will you hear what I have to say?

 

by troahbarton
7-12-03
Strange phone calls...
Who is this? Who put you up to it?
This Morpheus, Neo. Now, do you want to know what the Matrix is?
I don't have time for this...
Follow the white rabbit, Neo...
*hangs up* Damn bastards...
The pool was total, bullshit, bunch of old people, no good boobs at all...

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