troahbarton  

A Philadelphia. It's a distortion in time, like a black hole. Once you get sucked into it, it's hard as hell to get out.

Is that why everything has been goin' wrong today?

That's right. In a Philadelphia you can't get anything you ask for. Right now I'm in a Los Angeles.

That's why! Dammit this sucks... how can I get what I want?

Simple. Just ask for what you don't want. Go ahead and ask for a Bud.

Hmm... I think I get it. I'll try it out.