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Jumping the Gun
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AtheistDiary
4-21-03
Awwww.... you're feeding your baby! How cute!
Actually I'm injecting my baby with liquid crack.
THAT'S TERRIBLE!!
Jeez! I'm just kidding!
Oh, ok.
This baby is really yours.
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12/15/03 - Mr. Diary Goes to Washington 1
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12/12/03 - Testies, Testies, One ... Two ... Three??
12/11/03 - Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............
12/07/03 - The 12 Drugs of Christmas
12/05/03 - The Future of Interactive Banner Ads
12/05/03 - A Proper Spanking
12/04/03 - Whatever You Do, Do NOT Read This Strip!
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12/02/03 - Where's a Rainbow Colored Golf Club When You Need One?
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11/24/03 - As the Stomach Turns (Why I Hate Boorite Revisited)
11/23/03 - Dead Like Muhammad
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11/20/03 - An Open Letter to Dyan pt 2
11/20/03 - An Open Letter to Dyan pt 1
11/17/03 - Political Insight (moo)
11/16/03 - DLM: Wishful Thinking
11/16/03 - DLM: Atheist Meets Death
11/16/03 - Dead Like Me: The Way I Like It
11/14/03 - Vigilante Telemarketers
11/11/03 - Blackmail Thwarts Operation Ivy (Atheist Revealed: The End?)
11/10/03 - kdfuhgadhftgadrhtkadrhtkarhtkjahrtkhardkjth (crap)
11/10/03 - Operation IvythePlant (Atheist Revealed pt 2)
11/07/03 - Atheist Revealed
11/06/03 - Strange Things Found on the Net
11/06/03 - Tough Crowd with Collin Twit
11/05/03 - What in the HELL Were They Thinking?
11/02/03 - More Things That Annoy the Living Shit Outta Me
11/02/03 - Things that Annoy the Shit Outta Me: Elizabeth (Smart?)
10/31/03 - Rehashing Old Jokes for Halloween
10/29/03 - ... and they say rape isn't funny ...
10/29/03 - Shameless Self-Promotion (www.AtheistDiary.com)
10/29/03 - Serial Killer Humor: Albert Fish
10/27/03 - One of the Dumbest Religious Strips I've Ever Made
10/27/03 - Ad Campaigns That Never Really Made It
10/27/03 - No Brainers
10/23/03 - Another Victim of Pornolize.com
10/21/03 - P!NK the Way I Like It!
10/20/03 - (un)Holy Water
10/20/03 - Don't Drop the Soap, Ivy!
10/19/03 - Beam Me Up, Scotty!
10/17/03 - Shows & Movies That Probably Wouldn't Make It
10/16/03 - Ivy and the Atheist
10/13/03 - Hasta la Vista, Cali!
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10/11/03 - George "DUBYA" Nutcase
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10/09/03 - Pedo Priest in Hell
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04/21/03 - Jerk Club
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04/21/03 - ... A Book By It's Cover ...
04/20/03 - JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!
04/20/03 - Fetus Pot Pie
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