Coming soon on CBS! It's "Survivor: Iraq!" Unlike previous "Survivor" shows, this one will be live, not taped! The danger won't be fake, it'll be real!
Excellent!
16 human shields will be divided into two tribes. They'll face various challenges, and then one by one, they'll be voted out of the bunker!
Kewl!
The winner gets one million Iraqi dinars ($460) and the chance to remain in the bunker with Saddam or one of his look-alikes until the war is over!
Wow... Such a deal. Can they throw in a dream date with Uday as well?
