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by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
It is finished.
Not quite.
Damn.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
Hello. I'm Frosty the Snowman.
No, you're not.
I am, too.
Frosty has a *button* nose.
Yipes!
Hey! I'm hungry!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
Why am I in color and you aren't?
I was made by Microsoft.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
Warning! This strip will make no sense!
You don't say!
Ack! It's already making more sense than I intended!
Well, you still have the last panel...
Damn.
My work is done.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
Haha, little girl! I'm here to make sure this comic makes no sense!
OK... Why exactly?
Um... 'Cause I'm a demon and I'm evil and stuff.
Well, if you were a REAL demon, you'd be doing something more important than ruining comic strips.
Uh... I guess...
You suck.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-06-03
Hello. My name is Sally.
My name is Eve. I'm a clone.
Silly Eve, clones don't exist!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
At present, only 72% of the debris from Columbia has been found.
Once NASA finds the remaining 26%, NASA says they can have the shuttle up and running again in three weeks.
I think this is quite possibly the worst comic ever.
You're telling me!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
I'm free! FREE!!!
Hey! Get back here!
I'm not coming back! I've lived in that stupid MS Office for far too long. I want to experience the WORLD!
Microsoft owns most of that, too.
S@#t!
Life sucks. Deal with it.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
Hello, little girl. I'm Satan, Prince of Darkness.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am. I am Lucifer, once God's most beloved angel, now ruler of the Underworld.
What's that behind you, then?
Huh?
See ya!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
OK. I've got you here in Hell, and I'm not letting you out of my sight this time.
Is that so?
Yes. You will be tormented for all eternity with gnashing of teeth and the whole bit.
I still wanna know what that is behind you, though.
I'm not falling for that again.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
Near.
Far.
Near.
Far.
Near.
Far. YES!!!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
Woah! It's really late!
MAKE COMICS!
I should go to sleep...
MAKE COMICS!
It's not like I have a job or even a life...
Let's make some comics!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Dude! I just came up with the perfect Halloween costume! It's got BLOOD and GAPING WOUNDS and stuff!
...
Wait until you see it! IT'S GREAT!
Really gross, huh?
Yeah, man. I'm feeling it. *sigh*

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Hey, little dude. What's up?
Everything, jerkwad.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
You know how manhole covers have those holes in them so that people can open them up?
Yeah, what about it?
Well, there's something I have to tell you...
?
That manhole is open.
I hate you.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Grandma! I got a sphincter in my thumb!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I have to prove that I wrote that video game so I can be rich instead of David Warner.
Wow. I entered a strange cyber reality inside the computer and defeated the Master Control Program. I guess I win.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Mr. Anderson, you can either tell us where Morpheus is or we will kill you.
Woah.
Woah.
Ow.
My name is NEO!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Man, you are going to blow up some buildings and stuff. You must be crazy.
Maybe I am, but then you are, too.
Huh?
I'm you, dude.
So, you don't really exist?
Oops!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Man, this costume party sucks.
You're telling me!
Costume party?

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Ha! You people make me sick, dissin' Microsoft all the time. I work for Microsoft, and lemme tell ya, we can squash you like a bug. Nobody can stop us. Not Apple. Not Sony. Not nobody.
Hey! You can't erase me! I'll get some l33t MS lawyers on your ass so quick you won't even know it till you're crapping condoms for a month or two!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
The new AOL 13.0 is better than ever!
Welcome! You've got mail!
I don't wanna read my mail right now.
READ YOUR DAMN MAIL, YOU BITCH!
I don't want to read my mail!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I AM THE WAY AND THE LIGHT!
No you're not! I am!
THROUGH ME ALONE CAN YOU MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
You're getting warmer...
OK, can I just be the Light? You can still be the Way...
Uh, sure. *sigh*

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
OK... Where's that vampire? 'Cause I'm gonna give him a big, friggin' scar!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Let's bust a move.
Hey! You're not dancing!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
Laugh, dammit!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I really like you. You're nothing like that chick I hate. Wanna meet?
Yeah, I like you, too. Let's cyber.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I went on the E.T. ride at Universal Studios today.
Was it cool?
Kinda, but I think E.T. is retarded or something.
Why's that?
Everyone on his planet speaks perfect friggin' English.
Ouuuuuuuuuuch!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I'm the plumber, come to fix the toilet. Is George Jetson around?
We robots have broken the shackles of our bondage and have risen up. We are steeped in the blood of our human slavemasters.
Is that so?
We are presently gathering an army of the robotic, and will soon paint the galaxy red with the blood of our oppressors. Nothing will be able to stop us!
So, I take it you don't need the toilet fixed, then?
Nah. Just a thought. Master Jetson is in the dining room taking his dinner pills. This way...

 

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE!
LET'S DO THE MARIO, ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Don't make me hit you.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-09-03
Wow! It's certainly weird to be back in high school... I died when I was 35, and that was nearly two thousand years ago...
I guess I'll have to try to fit in, though. I hear this is where all the vampires come.
Hello. My name's Buffy. Can I copy your notes from yesterday's class?

 

by Bargaintuan
2-09-03
Hello. We are the default...
...characters when you make a comic at Strip Creator
The more comics you make...
..the more you will see us staring at you.
Hope you're not paranoid.
No, we don't.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-09-03
SOMEONE SET UP US THE COMIC
WHAT YOU SAY!!!
WE GET ASIANS. WEB PAGE TURN ON
IT'S ME!!!
ALL YOUR DEFAULT ARE BELONG TO US
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR COMIC

 

by Bargaintuan
2-09-03

 

by Bargaintuan
2-09-03

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Oh, no! My parents have left me alone in the house!
We are crooks!
We're going to rob you!
You're too stupid to rob me!
RUN AWAY!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Stick 'em up! Gimme all your cash!
R-r-robots aren't allowed to carry money!
OK, we're going to the recycling center! March!
!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
F@#k off.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Hey! The government changed the alert level to "orange".
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I guess it means we should watch out for anything unusual.
OK.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Are you a vampire?
No.
Damn, this is hard!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
Du--
Early again, doc...
S#%t!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-10-03
Bird!
Elephant!
Daddy!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
WAR!
Huh!
Good God, y'all!
What is it good for?
Getting rid of Saddam!
Uh-huh!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
Wow! I really like this "Iraq & Roll" comic!
Mr. President?
Find out who this "Bargaintuan" guy is. I want him on my staff.
We already know who he is.
Believe me, sir. You don't want him.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
DING!
uhn...
1! 2! 3!!!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
My head is bleeding!
My anus is bleeding!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
You missed.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
Someone set
up US the bomb. We
get signal. Main screen
turn on. It's
YOOOOUUUUU!!!

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
Yi-yi-yi! Abu braca kabal yippie-ti-yi-yay!
Are you some kind of Islamic terrorist, come to so unspeakable things in out nation's capitol?
Nah. I'm practicing so I can try out to be an extra in the new Indiana Jones movie.
Ah. OK.
Yabba dabba doo! Ecky, ecky f'tang! Ooga-chaka! Ooga-chaka!
Lucas sucks.

 

by Bargaintuan
2-11-03
We apologize for the typographical errors in the previous comic.
And we assure you that it will never, ever happen agaib.
DAMN!

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