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by ChaosMan
1-20-06
Bob the Spaceman is on a mission to sell his infamous SPACE COOKIES!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
...Not...really...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
See if he can actually sell a box to someone in Vol. 2!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
Uh, dude, like you already asked me...

 

by ChaosMan
1-20-06
Let's see Bob continue his mission to sell his Space Cookies!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
Lord, please help this retarded child realize that he is retarded.
Let's see if Bob gets lucky in Vol.3!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
LIKE, DUDE, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, LIKE...NO!

 

by ChaosMan
1-20-06
Bob continues his adventure to sell at least ONE box of his Spacecookies!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACECOOKIES?!
I guess...
Really? You want to buy a box?
Oh, hey, you're that weird kid that thinks he's a spaceman. I'm not buying anything from you!
Will Bob the Spaceman strike luck in Vol.4? Stay tuned and fine out!
Awwww man! I had him! I had him!

 

by ChaosMan
1-20-06
Bob tries to advertise his cookies on stage at Open Mic Night.
WOULD ANYONE IN HERE LIKE TO BUY SOME OF MY SPACECOOKIES?!
No, not really!
Hopefully Bob can sell one cookie in Vol.5!
Oh...uhm...okay...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob still continues his quest to sell some of his Spacecookies!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACECOOKIES?!
No thank you...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
Ok, I'm outta here...
Better luck in Vol.6, Bob!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME---Oh, wait, she left. Darnit!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob the Spaceman tries to sell his Spacecookies in a new setting.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
MRS. TEACHER-LADY! THERE'S A FREAK WHO THINKS HE'S A SPACEMAN IN THE CLASSROOM!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME SPACE COOKIES?!
Ahahahah! What a freak! He thinks there are such things as "Space cookies"! HAHAHA!
Will Bob strike luck in Vol.7?!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY---Hey, I remember you!
I didn't buy them in my bathroom, I'm not buying them here!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob is having trouble selling his cookies, so he consults to the Magical Psychic Talking Dog of Advice in the canyon for some help.
Uhm...hi...yes...I'm having trouble selling my Spacecookies...
I already know the problem. You sure are retarded.
What do I have to do to sell some?!
Look, I bet you 10 bucks that if you stop YELLING when you try to sell and maybe if you sold your Spacecookies in SPACE, maybe you'd actually have SOME luck.
Let's see if the Magical Psychic Talk Dog of Advice's advice actually works in Vol.8!
Wait, how did you know you were gonna win---oh yeah...you're psychic.
I'll met you here again 5:00 tomorrow for my 10 bucks.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob the Spaceman gets in his ship and goes to space to test out the Magical Dog's Advice!
Uhh..hello...would you like to buy some space cookies...?
Sure! I'm starving!
Hi, would you...uhh...like to buy some space cookies?
Yeah, that'd be great!
Hooray for Bob the Spaceman! Only one thing to do now, and Bob must pay the Magical Dog. Check it in Vol.9!
...Holy crap...I sold 2 boxes...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Back in the canyon, Bob meets up with the Magical Dog!
Ok...uhm...here's those 10 bucks.
Thank you.
So, you sure you don't wanna buy some?
Do I look like an alien to you?! DO I?! ANSWER ME, FOOL!
See what Bob will do in Vol.10!
NO, SIR!
Good! Now get the hell out of my canyon. I'm missing the Powerpuff Girls.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob is having great luck with his space cookies...
Hey, thanks! These taste great!
...but little does Bob know...
*Beep* These have a taste of incredible greatness...*Boop*
...there is evil lurking...
*Smoke Alarm*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I WILL DEFEAT BOB AND THEN DO SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE TOPIC AT HAND! MUAHAHAHAH-I'll stop here, I guess. My poor muffins are burning! MY MUFFINS!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
One day in Bob's humble home...
Ok, here's 20 boxes of the cookies...ah, there's another--ah, someone's at the door.
*Knock knock*
Hello, may I help---what in the...
MUAHAHAHA! BOB! DOOM IS UPON YOU!
Does Bob have a new evil enemy? Find out in Vol.11!
...
See, now is the time that you would scream in complete and total terror. If you want, you could even run in circles!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob meets his possible new evil enemy!
Ok, who the hell are you and what're you doing in my house?!
You opened the door for me, you fool. And my name is Snaily Mc. Snail! I'm here to defeat you!
What have I done to you?
Your Intergalatic Spacecookies! They're way better than my Intergalatic Stardust-Muffins!
Can Bob handle Snaily Mc. Snail?! Stay tuned for Vol.13!
Haha, somebody's jealous...
AM NOT!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Here's Bob confronting Snaily Mc. Snail!
Ok, you are annoying me right now, so it's time to send you to hell!
Good luck with that, for to kill me, you have to---
Bob sets off a secret bomb!
DIE!!!
An indestructible shell?! What can Bob do about that?! See in Vol.14!
Oh shyt...
As I was saying, to kill me you must destroy my shell, and my shell is indestructible!!! MUAHAHAHA! FOOL!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Could this be the end of Bob?!
Ok, so what now...?
I'm gonna destroy you right now!
*Sigh*
What's wrong?
Could this REALLY be the end of Bob? Only one way to find out! Check out Vol.15!
I just can't believe I'm gonna die in my own home by a talking snail.
Ironic, isn't it?

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Outside his humble home, Bob awaits uncertain doom.
Ok, I'm ready to be destroyed.
Ok, I will just press this button and you will explode.
Wait a second...you just pressed the "Destroy the Entire World" button.
*Click*
The world's gonna explode?! Oh no! In Vol.16, the Earth might blow up?! Stay tuned and find out!
Dammit, those boxes of cookies at home are gonna explode.
That's just great. That stupid techo-snail next door must've switched the placement buttons...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
What will happen?!
It's a good thing my Space suit has an emergency Indestructible Mode!
I just realized something. If the explosion causes a fire and the fire hits my shell, I'm doomed!
30 SECONDS LATER (After the Explosion of the World)
Bob defeats the evil Snaily Mc. Snail! But Bob is the only human alive on Earth! What will he do in Vol.17?!
Yay!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
The world is in an apocalypse mode!
Greeeeat. It'll take a couple milleniums for the world to return to normal. Am I the only human?
Hmmm...I wonder if Cousin Larry is alive.
Cousin Larry? Find out more in Vol.18!
Larry? Oh god.
Hi Bob.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob is amazed by the fact that his Cousin Larry is alive.
Larry, how did you survive?
Oh, I hung some lady who wouldn't let me stay in her house while the chaos was going on.
You hung a woman?!
Do not underestimate the power of a X-Box Controller Cord!
Not much to say here. Just stay tuned for Vol.19.
I don't wanna know, Larry. I do not wanna know.
Well, alright. But if you ever wanna hear the story, tell me. It's got some juicy stuff!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob continues conversing with Larry.
What now man?
It's obvious. We have to live in space for the rest of our lives.
Bob and Larry moving into space? Sounds exciting! Check it in Vol.20!
Oooh, do they have chicken soup in space?

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob and Larry start their relaxing life in space.
Yeah...I think so.
Do you have a computer on board with Diablo II?
Cool. Now I can play this for the rest of my life living off of the money you make from your Spacecookies.
Well, Larry does anyway. Stay tunes for Vol.21!
It's gonna be a long life time.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
One day in the spaceship, Bob is watching the news...
Welcome to the Ch. 3 News. My name is "I Raped Your Wife." Today we start off with a Breaking News Story.
The world is in Apocalypse Mode. That means if you can't survive in space. You will die. Quickly. This apocalypse is said to be caused by an evil robot that was made by Snaily Mc. Snail.
A gigantic evil robot?! What will Bob do?! Find out in Vol.22!
That. Cannot. Be. Good.
That part that he rapes people's wives, or the part of that huge evil robot?

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob is conversing with his Starship Commander.
Great...the Earth is in trouble...again...what do I do?
Well, you could challenge that super-huge-evil-robot.
I could...or, I could relax in my ship selling my cookies and wait for another spaceman to fight it.
...You are such a coward. Don't make me force you to go down there and save Earth,
Bob has to fight the evil robot?! This could be dangerous! Stay tuned for Vol.23!
All right, all right. Just let me finish the PowerPuff Girls!
You know...maybe we SHOULD wait for another spaceman...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Bob begins praticing for his battle!
Ok...I have to practice destroying stuff!
20 Minutes Later
Will Bob get better in destroying stuff in Vol.24? Hopefully!
STARSHIP COMMANDER LEXUS! I NEED ANOTHER BIRD CAGE!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
As Bob gets ready to leave for the battle of his life, he says his goodbyes.
Goodbye Starship Commander Lexus!
Hurry up and save Earth you numbskull!
Goodbye, Cousin Larry.
Shut up, there's this n00b online that I'm pwning.
It seems like people just want Bob to leave. Well, look out for Vol. 25.
Goodbye young baby. Wait...a baby?! WHO PUT THIS BABY ON BOARD?!
Goo-goo-ga-goo...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Doo-doo-doo...hey, what're the viewers doing here? Oh, we didn't tell you yet!
We here at "Bob the Spaceman and the Intergalatic Spacecookies" are taking a short break.
You can see Vol.25 in just a bit. Maybe a week or something. Till' then, ChaosMan will be making short comics. See ya until then, viewers!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
So what do you do for a living?
Well, I used to be a very rich farmer! But then I drank too much booze and now I'm dating a talking strip of bacon.
WHY I NEVER!
Holy Shyt! No more Spinach Casserole before bed!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Sir, this is a crime scene. You are not allowed to stand in the middle of it and read.
Oh really?
Because, ya know...I think I can...and when I think...I'm usually right.
Hey, guess what! You've just been given a permit to read in the middle of a crime scene.
How thoughtful of you.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Hi, I'm Bob.
Welcome to Taco Kingdom Bob, how may I help you?
Yes, I'd like 3 human arms, 2 human toes and a juicy children's eyeball.
Sorry Bob, but this is Taco Kingdom. You might want to try Cannibals R' Us down the street.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Welcome to Cannibals R' Us, may I take your order?
Yes, I'd like a Number 4, No toes, and have the nails of the fingers cut out.
AUUUUGH! OW! AUGH AUGH AUGH! NOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T! AUGH!
10 Minutes Later
Here you go, sir!
Say, thanks!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
NANANANA! DANANANA! PLAYING ALL OVER THE WORLD!
LALALALA! FALALALAL! NANANA! PLAYING ALL OVER THE WORLD!
DANANANANAN! POW! POW POW! ZOW! PLAYING ALL OVER THE WORLD!
I'm gonna give you a five second head start.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Teacher, are there such things as Evil Mutant Ninjas that are planning to destroy Earth with Shruiken Cannons?
Of course not, Billy!
Sir, the Shruiken Cannons are ready.
We attack at dawn.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Hi...
Hi! Wanna get something to eat?
Sure!
Let's go!
I can't believe she asked me that...
I can't believe he said yes...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Ok, ok, ok, ok, so I was on the train. And then some guy asks me for 50 cents...
..and I say, "I'd give him to you, but I don't know him!"
BOO! YOU STINK! BADLY! GET OFF THE STAGE!
SHUT AND DIE, YOU PUNY HUMANS!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
If I was a rich girl, nananananana, see I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl!
If only you could sing, nanananana, but you can't and your voice sucks, you have no talent!
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Wow...it's been over 1000 years since that guy hung me...he said he was gonna go get some food before he finished me off.
Aww man...
Hey, I'm back with the food.
After the food is eaten and the man is executed...
Ok...my book of "Killing People for Dummies" says that if there's a limb left from a dead celebrity, sell it on eBay for serious cash. I see an arm...ALRIGHT!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
I want to be in the show.
Hey, buddy, ya just can't make us enter you in the show like that.
I SAID I WANT TO BE INTO THE SHOW. I USUALLY GET WHAT I WANT. IF I DON'T, YOU MIGHT JUST SEE ME USE THIS THING IN MY HAND. THE THING THAT I'M HOLDING RIGHT NOW.
Ok, ok, ok!
That big guy was my dad and...
JOHN, PUT THAT KID AND HIS FATHER IN THE SHOW, NOW!!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
My dear, I take you out on this sunset to tell you that I love you.
Ewww. I don't wanna be in love with a fat drunk!
...This is awkward...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Ok, kid. Go.
....
What am I supposed to do again...?
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Okay, watch me own this newb!
*newb001 has just owned you*
NEXT!!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
My name is Fart Man!
I have a super-power that allows me to----
NEXT!!!
...But I---
WE SAID NEXT!!!!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
You ready for our snowball fight?!
LET'S GET IT ON!!!!
After the snowball fight...
How about next time neither of us use the Snowball Spitter 5000.
Deal.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
This is one small step for man...and one giant step for---
...
...Houston...we have a problem...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
zomfg
liek wtf
like wtf is going on here dudez?!
liek i amz a dudeETTE not liek a dudke
liek zomfg you suck you f'in liek fatbutt
LMFAO FAT BUTT

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
"Dear Sir or Madam, we are sorry but in your sleep we have teleported you to a secret isalnd so you may not rape anybody else."
...
"Sir or Madam"?! DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL TO THEM?!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Hey Johnathon, you've got a letter.
In the middle of a nuclear war? Interesting! Read it to me this instant.
It says to take 2 steps to the right and press a shiny red button on a gadget.
Ok!
Who woulda known that shiny red button would've set you aflame?
Not me. That's for sure.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
What?! How could he?!
"ZOMFGwarrior606 has just killed 50 of your soldiers"
ZOMFGwarrior606 says: u stil haven't figured out tat i am haxxing?!111five
...See...I knew that...

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
This is all your fault. Next time, don't make a huge fire breathing dragon attack the plane.
Shut up.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Your skin in blue!
Shut up and order something.

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
Ok kid, give us the best ya got!
Do I even have to say it? Oh, wait, I'm talking to a monkey. I'll say it then...NEXT!

 

by ChaosMan
1-21-06
How long do you think it'll take us to burn down this woman's house?
2...maybe 3 hours. Thank goodness she'll be out for another 10 hours giving lapdances at the strip club.

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