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by DIETER
10-31-02
One day, after lots of anal sex...
Shit man, I got my cock stuck up my ass AGAIN.
Fucking COCK SHIT!
It hurts. My anus hurts.
ASS RAM IT UP YOUR ASS SHIT FUCK YOU DICK FUCK FACE ANUS RAMMER.
Sorry.
Fuck you.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Oh shit. The robot is homosexual! Rejoice.
I think I want to fuck him.
SHIT, I'M A HOMO!
SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH!?!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Butt-Sex the robot continues his adventures of love, hate and ass-lubricant.
I had sex with my father last night.
WOO-FUCKING-HOO!
It hurts. My anus hurts more than ever before.
Dude, that fucking rhymed.
Suddenly, in a location located 249024904 miles from our robot friends...
I fucked my dog.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Once upon a time...
Let's fuck.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING WHORE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MAN PROSTITUTE WHAT THE HELL YOUR CUNT REAKS OF SHIT YOU FUCKING WHORE COCK SUCK SHIT.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
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What the fuck, that last comic got fucked up the ass, big time.
You think I give a shit about the fucking comic? It's not even a comic. It's a fucking php script, cock face.
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Why are you so mean to me?
Your name is 'Butt-Sex', for fucks sake.
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I think I'll go commit suicide.
I want to fuck your mother.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Shit...
Baby, I want to fuck your sweet little anus. Right now.
Fuck off, Butt-Sex.
But I love you. I love your anus.
TAKE ME UP THE ASS YOU HOT COCK FUCKER!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Ten minutes later...
I just had amazing anus-sex, man.
With who? Your fucking father again? Fucking shit.
With that cute red-head.
That's your fucking mother, you sick fuck.
Shit.
Fuck you.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
One day, after the grotesque rape of Margaret Thatcher...
So tell me about life, Blooper.
Life is a big fucking, unshaven pussy.
You make me depressed.
OK then, how about this: Life is a big fucking, pink little anus.
WICKED!
What the fuck?

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Fuck.
I'm thinking of changing my name.
You fuck! Why?
People make fun of me because of my name.
Dude, this comic seems to be making sense. You fuck, it isn't allowed to make any sense. It's supposed to be fucked up, you shit whore.
Meanwhile...
I want to fist my dog.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Behave...
I don't understand anything any longer. What the heck is happening to us, man?
You're a fucking loser. Did you know that, you fuck? Did you?
That's it, I'm killing myself.
Sweet.
Why is Butt-Sex lying on the floor with a hole in his face?
I was horny. Fuck.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Oh dear, he's dead.
Why aren't you talking to me, you fucking whore?
You killed Butt-Sex.
Yah.
TO BE CONTINUED!
My anus needs pleasure.
That could be arranged.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
It hurts...
Take it all bitch!
OUCH, FUCK! I'm bleeding, you fuck.
I love this knife.
Knife? What the fuck?
I'm making pasta.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
The anus violation continues!
That's really sharp. Don't go any deeper.. unh...
Shut the fuck up, whore bitch. I'm going to go deeper with the knife. Here goes.
SQUIRT
AUGH! AARGH!
Help... me...
Fuck me, that was kick ass.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
I killed everyone. Shit.
Fuck you, shit whore. I'm getting the fuck out of here. This comic sucks. Too much use of the word anus. THE -motherfucking- END. THE END. FUCK YOU ALL.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Sorry about this.
What the fuck happened?
Butt-Sex, is that you?
Yes. Why are you a dirty old man all of a sudden?
No idea, but I feel a sudden urge to do lots and lots of cocaine. So I think I will.
HOLY SHIT.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
I hate my new look. I used to be a robot. I don't even have an anus anymore. This character was never designed with an anus in mind.
Argh.. fuck you.. fucking relapse cock juice milking cucumbers. That was some hard shit. Whoa. FUCK.
Eh? You're on drugs?
MIND BONANZA, IT'S TIME TO FUCKING ROCK AND ROLL BIZNATCH. FUCK!
Hello? Are you awake? Do you need a doctor?
THE PROPELLER PLANES ARE IN MY EAR SOCKETS!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Drugs suck anus, for your information.
Why are you staring at me? Hello?
NOoOOoOoOoOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO
Holy crap.
What?
You're a gay French person. Fuck!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Oh dear. What ever will happen next?
That's it, I'm getting a fucking doctor to help you man. You're freaking me out.
Fuck fuck fuck FUCKING COCK SHIT!
I'm a doctor. Let me help you. What drugs have you been taking?
Really good ones! I think it was coke. Fucking whore piss bitch cunt up your fucking mouth. COCAINE I SAY!
Shit, he's going into some sort of spastic fit. Butt-Sex, pass me my instruments.
IHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!
IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!
FUCK.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Oh, the suspense!
I'm going to inject you with bull-semen, Blooper. This should get you out of your bad trip.
Urgh... I... don't feel so fucking good.
OK, here we go. Let her rip, Butt-Sex!
Gloop. I have testicles in my armpits.
Doctor, it worked! Welcome back, Blooper.
Fucking shit, I have bull jizz flowing through me!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Blooper, that was scary. I thought I was dead. Then you started tripping out.
Well fuck, shit like that fucking happens from time to time.
So, err, now what?
Hmm, let's see...
How about you fuck off?

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
1-800-ASSCANCER
Ring Ring. Yes, this is the 'Ass Cancer' support hotline, how may I be of service?
I'm depressed. My best friend hates me. I'm a robot. I crave anus. Help me!
Sir, do you have cancer in or of the ass?
Uh, no, not really.
You are really fucking gay.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Tonight on AnalTV - Research reveals that fucking a lot of anus causes death.
To conclude: Butt-Sex is a fucking gay robot. His name is Butt-Sex. Ahahahah!
What the fuck?

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
That's it, you fucking TV. I'm going to ream your fucking anus.
You can't do that!
Why not?
Think of the children!
10 minutes later...
I fucked the TV.
WHOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
I can't take it anymore! All he does is rape me. All the time!
Shut the fuck up, whore bitch.
:-(
LOL
FUCK YOU!
ROFLMAO !!!!!111111

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
I've had a lot of TV anus lately. I love that TV.
I killed the fucking TV.
Got anus?

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
I've had enough of your shit. I'm going to fucking ass-fuck you. Right now!
Fucking COCK SHIT, what the fuck are you saying you fucking fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck man, I'm going postal. Prepare to get fucked up the anus!
Fuck off, you homo shit! I'm leaving.
Suddenly... FUCK
What the fuck?
FUCK YOU ALL.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Where have you been, Bitch? I haven't seen you for ages!
Blooper stabbed me in the anus and I went to hospital.
Can I fuck your anus?

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
You stabbed Bitch in her anus?
Yep.
That makes me hard.
Fuck you.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Hey Bitch! How are you?
I'm getting better, thanks for asking, Butt-Sex.
Can I touch your wounded anus?
... and then she proceeded in stabbing my anus repeatedly with a fork.
Life is a bitch, huh.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Oh Oh...
I wanted anal pleasure. Instead you cut my anus wide open with your knife. You're going to fucking pay.
Hey, fuck you bitch! Your fucking anus doesn't interest me anyway. It was too raw. Fuck off!
Bitch! Don't do it! I know he's an idiot, but he can't help it! Don't kill him! Instead, suck my cock!
Yes, a very dramatic scene. However, meanwhile... on the Anus Comedy LIVE Show...
Cock in my ass.
I urinated in her anus.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
In hell...
MWAHAHA, LET THERE BE MORE ANUS FUCKING!
Meanwhile...
I feel the sudden urge to fuck anus.
No, more vagina I say. MORE VAGINA!
What the fuck?
AIIIIII! IT BURNS!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Who the fuck are you?
I. AM. ANUS. BOT.
Toucheth my anus, little boy. Thou shalt stick thy finger in.
Jesus, you ROCK!

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Teehee.
I'm sooo gay.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Ho Ho Ho!
Holy fucking shit! It's Santa Clause! What's up, you fat fuck?
I came to fuck anus.
What the fuck? Santa fucking anus? Whose idea was this?
LOL

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
What's wrong, Bitch?
Ah, PMS.

 

by DIETER
10-31-02
Ladies and Gentlemen! May I have your attention, please!
Gay-Ass would like to make a statement.
Anus.

 

by DIETER
11-02-02
www.google.com Image Search - Enter your query, please.
"ANUS"
2894729847945 matches found.

 

by DIETER
11-03-02
What the fuck? Kurt Cobain! I thought you were dead, dude.
Yeah, whatever. Geffen Records ressurrected me because they think I make lots of money for them.
Do you like anus?

 

by DIETER
11-03-02
Fuck, all people ever want is my anus. I just can't stand that, man. Hell wasn't any better, mind. All Satan ever wants is anus.
Satan likes anus?
Damn you, Kurt Cobain! My secret is uncovered!

 

by DIETER
11-03-02
What the fuck? Jesus?
Thou hast uncovered the secret of hell. We now know that Satan likes anus. This will be the end of Satan, forever!
Why?
Toucheth my anus, little one.
You like anus too?
Uh...

 

by DIETER
11-16-02
Shit man, my anus is on fire.
AHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAH LOL LOL ROFLMAO!

 

by DIETER
11-16-02
A...
...N...
...U...
...S!
What the fuck?
Holy shit!

 

by DIETER
11-18-02
I think I need help. I have mental problems.
Fuck you.
I want to suck anus, all the time. Not a day goes by where I don't suck anus.
I love you man.
Really?
No, fuck off.

 

by DIETER
11-23-02
Hello. Is this the "Anus Comics" complaints department?
Why, yes, it is. How may I be of service?
I'd like to complain. This comic sucks. It is full of swear words, it makes fun of homosexual and it's so incredibly sacreligious. My God!
Hm, let me check our response list to this complaint. Ah, here we go. "Anus"

 

by DIETER
1-15-03
Fuck...
Well shit, looks like it's the official end of this comic. The author is stopping its production.
Yeah, well can't you fucking remembering what happened last time it was 'the end'?
Uh, it resumed on the same day? It came back?
Exactly, you fucking retard.
The End.

 

by DIETER
1-16-03
We lied!
Yes, to all our readers: FUCK YOU!
Shit, Season II just started and we've already run out of ideas.
Fuck you.

 

by DIETER
3-25-03
Oui Oui, I am le stereotype.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

by DIETER
5-31-04
It has returned.
Holy shit! The Season I DVD box-set is out!
That's right and IT HAS SPECIAL FEATURES, MOTHERFUCKER.
Lost scene from episode "Ass Cancer"
Shit I have no talent.
That was a witty remark.
I just realised that I was actually on LSD back then in Season I, not cocaine as seen in the relevant episodes.

 

by DIETER
5-31-04
Welcome to the clinic, Mr. Sex. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Doctor.
I am Doctor.
I am Doctor!
I am Doctor!

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