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by ecofreak
12-15-06
One time, when I was a baby, my nut fell out of the tree. My mommy jumped to get it and then...
Do I really give a care?
Where are we?
We're traveling through an interdimentional rewind center. In other words, I had a flashback.
Curse you and your stupid flashbacks! If only I could get my hands on you, I'd squeeze you to death!
Thank goodness for that anti-hurting potion I gave you!

 

by ecofreak
12-15-06
I like fish. I want fish. Can I have some fish?
Sure. Here's your fish.
Can I have it?
No.
Why not?
It causes heart disease to goth girls who order fish from me.

 

by ecofreak
12-15-06
One day, in the city...
Wow. Another cute girl to flirt with.
Hmm... he's pretty young. And hot. Wait... he's the uglyist thing on earth!
Hi, woman-of-young-age-and-cuteness.
Please make this be just a very, Very, VERY bad dream.
You can run but you can't hide! From me, at least.
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by ecofreak
12-15-06
One suicidal day...
I am Romeo. I like you.
I'm now going to commit bomber's suicide by going into war.
In Heaven...
He's finally gone.
Excuse me, ma'am. Some Romeo will be arriving any minute now.
How'd you get here?
Suicide, baby, suicide.

 

by ecofreak
12-15-06
On a ship not to far away...
I come in peace?
Kadder uin 84 erbing.
You're early.
I am?

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
One day...
Please don't hurt me! I'm innocent!
Kandar toper reba.
Great. I'm going to the underworld because that creature came in the door and shot me. Next time, I'll keep the door shut all the way.
Later, in the underworld...
I'm afraid you're a bit early. Oh well, welcome to the underworld!
Oh no. Curse that one-eyed alien that shot me earlier. Do you have muffins?

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
Are we going to the moon, Seymore?
Right you are Momo. Tomorrow we'll be shot up to the moon in a rocket.
Tommorow...
Weeeeeeee!
What do we do now?
I don't know. Is there anything in the fridge?

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
World War 2...
Yes Sir!! We shall DESTROY the Germans!
ONWARD! ONWARD! Attack the Germans! CHARGE!!!
Hello. I bet you are very injured from the day at war.
You bet i am! I could sleep for DAYS!!
That night...
YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY! VERY SLEEPY!
ZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ. I wonder how that killer squirrel is doing?

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
One Puppy Play-Day...
Yo dude! I learned a new trick, I's called "Stand on Ball."
Be careful on that ball!
I can roll around too! Woh!!!!
DON'T FALL!!
WAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna be in SOO much trouble when master finds out what happened! Gulp!

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
on a Stranded Island...
You know i have always loved you Jennifer. Do you love me?
Umm. Sorry but you're pushing it.
Come on. There's no one else here. You know you want to.
Umm, no I realy don't.
She'll be back. Girls always come back.

 

by ecofreak
12-16-06
In Some Random Bedroom...
Wew! That was close! At least I got away from that freaky male.
AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey baby, I missed you.
NOT AGAIN!!!!!

 

by ecofreak
12-17-06
I can't belive you hit my eye with a hammer! I'm not Superman!
I know. I wanted to see what would happen.
If you want to act like that, I'll do you a favor. Stuffing you into the trash can would be right for you.
Sorry! You know I can't help it.
Hrmph.
Next time, don't bring the hammer.

 

by ecofreak
2-16-07
One day...
Hello.
I like muffins.
Umm... sure.
I like muffins! I like muffins! I like muffins!
Are you from some other country and can't speak english?
I like english muffins!

 

by ecofreak
2-16-07
I like cheese.
Move along, child.

 

by ecofreak
2-16-07
One day...
What was that for?
Your butt was on fire.

 

by ecofreak
2-16-07
Why are you crying, Baconman?
My girlfriend dumped me for another guy and, *sniff*, he's perfect.
I feel bad for you. By the way, I stole your girlfriend.
You did? I must kill you now.
Ouch.
HA HA HA! Now I have no worries. What a happy life.

 

by ecofreak
2-17-07
Our cartoonist, Ecofreak, is sick today. They told us to look through the joke file and pick a joke to read.
How about that one?
"Hey, did you here there was a fire at WalMart and two people died in the building next door?"
No. How'd they die?
Secondhand smoke.
Let's keep looking.

 

by ecofreak
2-17-07
Aren't we all just whistling past the graveyard?
Not me.
Why?
I can't whistle.
*Sigh*
And if I could, I wouldn't waste it on entertaining the dead. They almost never applaud.

 

by ecofreak
2-17-07
Hi. I'm Jenna from the girl scouts. We're selling easy kid's activities as a fundraser. Here's our biggest seller.
Oh no.
It's a picture of a horse in a forest.
It's a one-piece puzzle. Like I said, these are easy activities.

 

by ecofreak
3-15-07
One peaceful day...
When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your girlfriend's eyes.
Great advice, dude! I'll try it!
Squirt!
Oww! You little...um...uhh...you little...uh..."Freaky Dude"!
Sir, your great advice has failed. What shall I do?
Next time, try oranges.

 

by ecofreak
3-15-07
Left alone.
Again.
What a stupid world.

 

by ecofreak
3-25-07
You have a bag of corn, a chicken, and a wolf. You have one boat that fits only you and one other object. The chicken will eat the corn if left alone, same with the wolf and chicken. What do you do?
Hmm...
Buy a bigger boat.
Suppose you don't have enough money?
Get a job, I guess.
Why did I bother to ask?

 

by ecofreak
4-03-07
Wanna buy a piece of paper? Only $5.00 per piece!
Uhh...no.
Ok, you can have it for 1 cent.
Hmm...still no.
It comes with my girlfriend's address on it!
Wierdo.

 

by ecofreak
4-03-07
Dude, why are you in the trash?
As is on my planet, I belive that sitting in the trash shows a great deal of pride for myself.
Okaaay...
I'm showing pride!
No way dude! That's only on MY planet. What YOU'RE showing is pure stupidity and retardedness.

 

by ecofreak
4-05-07
I am offended! I shall fling poo at you immediatly!
Hold that thought.
Carry on.

 

by ecofreak
4-05-07
Dude! Did you hear about the flying robot who died today?
I do not recall anywhere in my memory chip saying I have heard about a death on this previous day.
Wierdo.

 

by ecofreak
4-06-07
One strange day in the city...
I have an external shield! Nobody can stop me!
Yeah right...
Owww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That hurt!
Your shield seems to be defective, sir.

 

by ecofreak
4-11-07
You, Mr. Monkey, have been a very bad boy. I shall fling poo at you this instant!
Excuse me for a moment.
Carry on with your "flinging".

 

by ecofreak
4-11-07
Here's some advice...
If you're thinking about buying a bird,
CLUUUUUUUCK!!!
Think again.

 

by ecofreak
4-12-07
One day at "The Office Inc."
Hey Carl, can I borrow that chair for a meeting?
Sure. Just leave your credit card, keys, and one shoe with me.
Uhh...I'm your boss.
In that case, I'll also need your wallet and one sock.

 

by ecofreak
4-12-07
I'M GONNA DIE! HELP! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I CAN'T DIE NOW! DON'T KILL ME! PLEEEEEEASE!
Please don't kill me, young reaper. I can't die yet!
Don't worry. I'm not going to kill you.
I am.

 

by ecofreak
4-12-07
Thy brain is so merry, yet thy woman look so sweet. Art thou there to see, I'm just a bunker hoe?
That was "10 Seconds of Shakespear".
Now, on to the news. Brittany Spears is now trying to maul me, so I'll have to go. AAAHHHHHH!
I hate reality TV.

 

by ecofreak
4-12-07
Thy brain is so merry, yet thy woman look so sweet. Art thou there to see, I'm just a bunker hoe?
That was "10 Seconds of Shakespear".
Now, on to the news. Brittany Spears is now trying to maul me, so I'll have to go. AAAHHHHHH!
I hate reality TV.

 

by ecofreak
4-13-07
Hello, butch. What would you like to eat?
I'd like the shrimp and salad combo with maranara sauce and a piece of German steak.
Uhh...we don't serve that here.
Are you saying my Applebee's menu doesn't work here? In that case...
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
You can run but you can't hide, Mr. Waiter Guy!

 

by ecofreak
4-13-07
Yay! Our boss let us go on a break! We're now traveling to different backrounds!
Ooh! So patriotic!
I don't like this place...
The Devil! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Aaaahhh... much better.
All hail the most powerful god: SANTA!

 

by ecofreak
4-16-07
I can't belive we have to go to bed. It's only 7:00! This is an outrage! Even six-year-olds stay up later than 7:00! Even worse, I can't sleep.
Can you sleep, Kirby?
NO!
Thought so.

 

by ecofreak
4-16-07
Hi, Bobby! It seems we have a new comedian, and he's pretty funny!
Cool, Robby! Can I meet him?
Robby! This guy is an owl! He's nocturnal! He won't be working in the day, but at night! When the doors are LOCKED! We can't take him!
Wait for it...
In the middle of the night...
Two guys walk into a bar...

 

by ecofreak
4-16-07
Woof!
Woof woof! Ruff!
Doggone it!
Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff! Bark bark! Woof!

 

by ecofreak
4-17-07
Hi, Bobby! We've got a new guy to work with us!
Again? Lemme go see him.
Robby! You've GOT to quit hiring nocturnal animals! See, he's ASLEEP! This is a...hey, why does he have blood on his mouth?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
3 Days Ago...
AAAAHHHHHHH!
Don't worry. This'll only hurt a little!

 

by ecofreak
4-17-07
Welcome...
Dummy's guide to heck...get in a monkey costume and pretend to eat a banana. This will scare the devil and allow you to escape.
What the... AAAAHHHHH! A monkey! And it's eating a banana! HEEEELLLLLLLLP!
This costume works well!
Nice try, MONKEYMAN! Now, for the best ride of your life!
Dummy's guide to a smart devil...he can't kill you...you're already in heck!

 

by ecofreak
4-17-07
I'm scared.
Don't worry, UTTER brudder.
That's an UTTERLY stupid thing to say!
I follow an UTTER rule.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!

 

by ecofreak
4-18-07
Did you know that some lipstick is made from fish scales?
No! When did you hear that?
The day I stopped wearing lipstick.
I have an idea! *Whisper whisper*
A massacure is erupting in the city because of lipstick having fish scales, thanks to one woman. The reward: the joy of being useful for once in your life.

 

by ecofreak
4-18-07
This comic is dumb.
So don't look at it.
Quit looking! You'll kill us!
We don't like attention!
AAAHHHHH!
DARN YOU EVIL PEOPLE!

 

by ecofreak
4-20-07
This place stinks!
Oww!
What the monkey?

 

by ecofreak
4-20-07
Please select an item.
Sorry, that item's been taken. Choose another.
Sorry, that item's been taken. Choose another.
Sorry, that item's been taken. Choose another.
Sorry, that item's...what? Is that an ax?
Sorry, it's tempting.

 

by ecofreak
4-22-07
Subway...eat fresh!
BLOODWAY...eat FLESH!

 

by ecofreak
4-23-07
You're so stupid, you climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
You're so stupid, you like cheese!
You're so stupid, you can't make good disses!
You're so stupid, you don't know what diss means!
It's shameless the way we flirt.

 

by ecofreak
4-23-07
Skipper, you gave me a bouquet of dead flowers and a ripped-up card! How could you?
Easy. I dug into the dumpster and found flowers and some paper.
Fine. I'm leaving.
Well, so am I.
Flowers AND a card? He LIKES me!
She noticed! She LIKES me!

 

by ecofreak
4-23-07
Skipper, you gave me a bouquet of dead flowers and a ripped-up card! How could you?
Easy. I dug into the dumpster and found flowers and some paper.
Fine. I'm leaving.
Well, so am I.
Flowers AND a card? He LIKES me!
She noticed! She LIKES me!

 

Yes, Manny. This is ALL we have to eat.
by ecofreak, 4-23-07

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