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Sherwood Forrest by JoeBlough 7-26-19
Owls *singing* Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding thru the glen!	Robin Hood, Robin Hood with his band of men. Feared by the bad; loved by the good.	Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood! Hey Friar Fuck! Hands off Maid Marian's arse!

 

Aha! by JoeBlough 7-26-19
Hi! I'm Mr. Vigoda. And you are...? Call me Mx. Phreaky!	Mx., huh? With knockers like THOSE you still can't make up your mind what sex you are? I'm NOT confused by my huge, succulent, firm breasts, Mr. PIG-oda!!	No? Then why the... It's my 13 inch pecker that gives me pause!

 

Hollywood "Insiders" by JoeBlough 7-26-19
Auditions for "Joker".... First off...Clowns & Brad Pitt "SUCK"! That leaves the guy trying to cover his hair-lip with his tongue! Hey, but...	Wait just a... NAILED IT!	I always get rejected! The 1st rule of "rejection" is: Don't talk about "rejection"!

 

Robo-Calls by JoeBlough 7-27-19
Phone rings at Chez ragu/d_bacon... We find you account breached. Give password to get refund you monies to... What the...?	...last chance or warrant for arrest you soon will police make... Arrest? POLICE?	...due to you make calls to porno sites too much... AHA! RAGS! It's for YOU!

 

Scammer's Robo-Call Center by JoeBlough 7-27-19
Jesus Christ! Who set up your audio-cards? You all sound like illegal immigrant "Rick-Shaw salesman" from Myramar! What you mean?	You no happy? I try very harder! OK?	When me get go pee-pee?

 

Cease & Desist by JoeBlough 7-27-19
Back in 1987.... Who IS this doofus and why won't he just SHUT UP?	Years Later... STILL? He's STILL at this? Jesus, Im losin' it! When's he gonna STOP?	Present Day... Again, with that F'n Rick Astely! "Never gonna give you up..."

 

It's a Man's World by JoeBlough 7-27-19
A Classroom in England.... I say there my young woman, what's more rare than a bloody period? Ew...that's hugely inappropriate, Mr. Matthew, Sir!	The answer is...a bloody colon. Everyone knows THAT, wench! I'm reporting your "ickyness" to Head-Master Sanderson.	I find nothing inappropriate about THAT! Now kneel down & give your master some head! I'll give him head alright...and it's gonna be BLOODY!

 

It's THAT Simple by JoeBlough 7-28-19
I see your contest winners were RCLG & atomiclunch! Yeah! So?	How come THEY win so much? THEY know the secret!	Wait! Secret? What secret is THAT? They ENTER!

 

That's a Mouthful by JoeBlough 7-28-19
ragu4u, I wonder if you'd read the OT Scripture this Sunday? Sure. No problemo. It'll be easy peasy!	Good. The text is Genesis, Chapt. 36! Fine! Simple as fallin' off a log!	But when Sunday finally arrived..... Ayeiiii! Let Rags go! He was butcherin' those genealogies anyway!

 

CC: 720 Ghi Whiz by JoeBlough 7-29-19
So THIS is a golf course, eh? And THOSE must be the tiger's woods! Right, d_bacon?	There ain't no tigers on a golf course, Rags! No? Then why do I always hear about the tiger's woods?	Earlier on the links.... So is Tiger really your first name, Mr. Woods? Actually it's Sambo, picked out by my mother, Mama Mumbo! But let's keep that our little secret!

 

CC:720 "Hard-Wood" by JoeBlough 7-29-19
ESPN interviews Tiger Woods Studying the layouts of all the new courses, eh Mr. Woods? Uh...studying? Yeah! YEAH! Studying...that's the ticket!	Gotta stay current. We get it! Right, but I'm kinda busy so, if you'll excuse me...	He's busy alright...with his LAWYER! You're sure those are the names of ALL the women you've screwed, or screwed over? Absolutely! At least for THIS month!

 

Mentally Yelling "FORE"! by JoeBlough 7-29-19
In the mind of Teenage Tiger Woods "FO----	"OOOOOOO----	"ORE-skin!"

 

Most Deadly by JoeBlough 7-29-19
The Devil Chooses His Weapon...... You first four guys can go home!		YES!

 

Future Tech/Old Problem by JoeBlough 7-30-19
"Talking Commodes" Neil, the "Ladies Room" toilet reports that it needs plunging! It does, does it? You mean it can't fix itself?	That's YOU'RE job! Now get it done; and the tampon dispenser is empty as well! Do it NOW or I'll put you on report! It's empty AGAIN? OK OK, chill out!	Ya know these broads will never learn! Jesus, Neil, tell me about it. As if all the turds ain't bad enough, they KEEP ON flushin' down their cotton dildos too! Geez!

 

Culture Clash by JoeBlough 7-31-19
I wonder how the boys are enjoying "Burning Man"?	You guys do know this is for "white" people only, right? Dis shit be fucked up, Yo!	Ya'll got enough fire. Where be the snoots?

 

Classless Clown by JoeBlough 7-31-19
Got one for ME, Butch? Uh, yeah...I guess!	Bring me a chocolate one! Yeah, yeah....	Butch, did you really just shit into that ice cream cone? Chill, dude! It's for a good cause!

 

Who's Counting? by JoeBlough 8-01-19
Hey Rags, I got a serious question for ya! I'm all ears, d_bacon. Lay it on me!	How many individuals use Stripcreator.com? I reckon that over the years there have been hundreds! Why?	Because don't you think that SOME may actually be using more than one identity? SOME may even have TEN or more...but then how would "I" know?

 

Birds of a Feather... by JoeBlough 8-01-19
Do you think you could beat Michelle Obama if she ran, daddy? Abso-freakin-lutely!	In fact, I'd get a kick out of slappin' her bald-headed even if she DIDN'T run! Oh daddy, I didn't mean "BEAT", beat! I meant "WIN" beat!	Damnit, Ivanka! You just took all the fun out of it! Now scram! Sorry daddy! I'll go take the "Brownie Troop" to visit Mr. Epstein, like you told me to. Bye!

 

How Low Can We Go? by JoeBlough 8-01-19
Damn, did you watch Biden on the Debates last night? Jesus, Toomy, the guy sounded senile!	Either THAT or he was drunk or high or all three! Holy cow, could you imagine having an alcoholic, druggie with Dementia in the Whithouse?	It'd be absolutely outrageous! True! Absolutely outrageous....but a definite improvement!

 

The Last Resort by JoeBlough 8-01-19
Welcome to "Planned Parenthood". We've got a small problem here...	Sorry but we only kill babies BEFORE they're born! Really? Bummer!	Yeah, REALLY! Rats! Oh Beverly, honey...we're gonna need that cinder block and duct tape afterall!

 

WW: 122 "Maura Would Know" by JoeBlough 8-02-19
At a rural Middle Eastern Market.... Welcome. The usual? Yes, thank you.	Oh my! Yuuuuuuuuuk! P-tooey!	What's wrong? You no like Hagi's dates? They taste like camel droppings, towel head!

 

Schlomoe Goes to Lunch by JoeBlough 8-02-19
Recently, at a local "Burger King".... One "Impossible" Whopper and a water please! Oy Vey! I haven't even read you my order yet!	So? I can tell by looking at your pasty white skin and anorexically thin body that you're obviously a certifiable,....	...screwball, Vegan type who hates meat & doesn't mind the extra cost of using "meatless" meat! Plus, we charge for the water too...to pay for the cup! Extra COST, eh? Forget the burger and put my water in a bag, not a cup!

 

Take "NO" For An Answer by JoeBlough 8-02-19
May I have this dance? No, because there's no band!	Who needs a band, my sweetness? For I will hum a delightful tune into your dainty ear! Uh...gimme a sec, ok?	But a deal is struck in the alley outside! Tearing out his Larynx will be $100, lady! You're hired!

 

Attacking the Rear by JoeBlough 8-02-19
Trust me, young man!	This just feels...awkward! Would I lie to you? I treat EVERYONE the same!	And here I thought EVERYONE got kissed BEFORE they got fuc...? Why's your ass-hole puckering up there boy?

 

Social Graces by JoeBlough 8-02-19
When are you gonna get dressed for the costume party at the Gallery, Chen? Oh crap! Is that TONIGHT. sweetie pie?	You bet it is. So when are ya getting dressed? I'll just wait till YOU do!	Later at the party.... Some party, eh babe? You're DEAD TO ME. ass-hole!

 

Small Wonder by JoeBlough 8-03-19
Heck Hiromi, why can the king of Thailand have an official concubine & I can't? Do you even know what a concubine does?	Sure I do. She's his sex toy! She HAS TO take his huge pulsating, throbbing, cock anywhere he wants to jam it. And you STILL don't get it, do you?	I guess not! So what am I missing? It's not missing. It's just not HUGE, PULSATING & THROBBING!

 

"Weed" = Misdemeanor by JoeBlough 8-03-19
	Take your time, nurse. Now which one had the ounce of cocaine hidden up her vagina?	That would be #2. So nobody cares about the 4 lbs. of weed up #1's ASS?

 

Coming of Age by JoeBlough 8-04-19
Get undressed for your school physical! YOU'RE gonna do it?	And why NOT? Afraid I'll see your 3 inches again? 3 inches was LAST year, lady!	Oh WOW! *suck/slurp* It's so BIG & HARD & "gulp* THICK! Listen nurse, it ain't polite, talkin' with yer mouth full, like that!

 

Counting His Chickens by JoeBlough 8-06-19
Wow! I STILL have the ONLY entry in (WW: 122). I'm a sure thing!	I'm gonna go tell Rags & d_bacon!	Even tho they already knew.... Here comes J.B. again with his daily "WW: 122" update! Get back here, d_bacon! I know. I KNOW! Every friggin' day since Aug. 2nd. I'm outta here!

 

Counting His Chickens (Cont.) by JoeBlough 8-06-19
		One...two...three...four...fi

 

Soothing the Savage Breast... by JoeBlough 8-06-19
Did you know that sicko, Cofer Betts, was a musician? You mean the mass shooter in Dayton?	Yeah. He cut an album called... "Preeteen Daughter Pu$$y Slaughter"! So?	Why do YOU even know about that perverted, mysogenistic, abusive, degenerate music? Actually, I used to be into RAP music, but then it got too violent!

 

"Daytime Cowpoke" by JoeBlough 8-07-19
Hey! I'm walkin' here! I'M WALKIN HERE!	Up yours, you son of a bitch! You know who you almost hit? Ask me if I give a shit!	You tell em', Ratzo! The name is Rico. Rico Salvatore Rizzo!

 

Pedo in the Making by JoeBlough 8-07-19
How's Jeff, the new guy we hired to play Santa, doing? I'll let you know after I view the hidden camera footage, Boss.	FYI...The wall socket is bugged! And what would YOU be willing to do for a pony, Hannah? You mean after I get nakey for you?	Listen here Epstein, YOU'RE FIRED for trying to get a BJ from that little girl! C'mon...she's Jewish! It's 2nd nature to her.

 

RE: RCL no. 6864 by JoeBlough 8-08-19
Is this where you want it to happen? Yes please!	Yay! Wanna eat something to celebrate? Oh oh...I was afraid she'd say THAT!	I hate it when she shits and runs!

 

Shrewd Operator by JoeBlough 8-08-19
Mr. ragu4u, the Doctor will see you now. It's about time!	...but I'm an O.B.G.Y.N. so why are YOU here? Never mind! I'm here winning a bet.	Ragu4u goes to collect! You expect me, Brad Pitt, to pay up? There's NO WAY you 've seen a guy who gets more pussy than ME! Oh contraire, Mr. Pitt! Oh contraire!

 

Polar Opposites by JoeBlough 8-09-19
How quaint! The "Vegan Dad" strips are back!	Down to earth, wholesome slices of life, free from sexism, bigotry, racism, filth and hate. It's about time!	"Vegan Dad"? What in the hell is THIS shit?

 

The "EYES" Have It by JoeBlough 8-09-19
You're the fella that got the eye transplants, right? Yeah! They're grafted from stem cells.	Really? They're HUGE! THAT'S your fault, sexy lady.	My fault? In what way? Duh-uh! They're grafted from "Penis" stem cells!

 

Far Out, Dude! by JoeBlough 8-10-19
Cosplayer Outside Latest "Comic Con" Hey you little freaky nerd, wanna go round the world for $50? Why not!	Where ya going? Follow me. We'll do it in my ride.	And what a ride it was! WTF? Kindly put my $50 on the dashboard!

 

Breaking News by JoeBlough 8-10-19
Holy shit! Jeffery Epstein just hung himself! I better tell the chief!	Yup! Deader than a doornail, Chief! Damnit man...he was on "suicide watch"! How could this happen?	I'm pretty sure the rope around his neck had something to do with it. You found that out while "watching" I suppose?

 

Good Thinkin' by JoeBlough 8-11-19
Hey Toomy, what's the name of Jeffery Epstein's old girlfriend? I think it's Ghislaine Maxwell!	"Ghislaine", huh? That's odd. Yeah! Ghislaine Maxwell! You got a better name for her?	I think "Jizz-well" pretty much says it ALL! That's why you make the BIG bucks, Abe! Imagination!

 

Sacrificial Lamb by JoeBlough 8-11-19
This part of the prison is for all the Pedophiles!	Ya mean we're all housed in ONE place? Thats sure sucks! What do we do for fun around here ?	Time for your 2 hour "recess" fellas! Two hours of WHAT? "Scared Straight"? What kinda bull-shit is THAT, dad? Yer fuckin' with me, right?

 

Like "Bad Pennies" by JoeBlough 8-11-19
Oh dear, Rags. They're here again!! *knock, knock*	You gettin' the feelin' we ain't wanted here? Why is THAT? We've only missed em' 57 times this year. Try knockin' for 10 more minutes!	"Death to all Jehova Witnesses!" Easy big fella. Go take your nap. They should have gotten the message by the time you get up.

 

1% of the 1% by JoeBlough 8-12-19
Walton Mansion: Bentonville, Ark. Good morning, Jeeves! How much money have I made so far today? Well Mr. Walton, being that it's now 8am and...	Go on. GO ON! Time is money you know! ...and you make about $70,000.00 per minute...	Out with it, man! ...since midnight, you've become about 331/5 million dollars richer! But don't despair sir. Things are bound to pick up!

 

Making the Grade by JoeBlough 8-12-19
Gary, one of your students claims that you're ethnically insensitive! It's that kid named Buzz again, isn't it? He's crazy!	He says the grades you give him are an insult. His parents won't stand for it! I told ya he's crazy! He makes A's. He makes ALL A's! His parents are STILL angry?	Looky here, Buzz, I'm already giving you A's. How can your parents be upset by THAT? They're "Fundamentalists"! I can only bring home B's. Nothing but B's!

 

CC: 721 "Pay No Attention...." by JoeBlough 8-13-19
Onstage Damn! You one fine lookin bitch! Get yo ass over here!	Onstage Would you PLEASE stick to script? Ok, ok...	Backstage ...if'n I have to! And you DO if ya wanna KEEP this job, Sambo!

 

Anchor Away! by JoeBlough 8-13-19
Very recently....... S'up Fredo?	My name ain't Fredo muthafucka! I'm gonna fuck you up fucker! You Italian? NO? Then don't dis me by callin' me Fredo, cocksucker! So you're NOT named Fredo?	NO! I'm Chris Cuomo; anchor for CNN, you shit for brains! EX-anchor, I'm hoping!

 

"Where MANY Men Have Gone Before" by JoeBlough 8-13-19
Gabe is abducted by Aliens..... Yes! You mean you actually...?	What part of "YES" don't you understand? I'm just making sure!	I'm SURE! Now get on with it! FINE! Turn the anal prober to "Level 3", Max Pulse and Max Speed. The Earthling LOVES it!

 

Anything But THAT! by JoeBlough 8-13-19
Had enough? Can I get out now?	It depends. Are you willing to give me everything I want forever and NEVER bitch or complain ever again and ....? I am. I AM!	...and let my mother move in with us! Uh...on second thought....

 

Co-Pay or No-Pay? by JoeBlough 8-14-19
Rags visits his Shrink..... I promise you Mr. ragu4u, you are NOT a lesbian! Impossible! I GOTTA be!	But lesbians like to perform Cunnilingus, as well as Cotidiana Lambo Oscula of the mammmaries and anus! Really? Not ME! I just like eatin' pussy! Plus, kissin' & lickin" the old T&A. Ya feel me?	Fine! FINE! Have it your way! Since ya agree with me, there's gonna be no charge, right Doc? RIGHT DOC?

 

That Sucks! by JoeBlough 8-14-19
Hi Frenchy! I'm Ray! Ya lookin for love? Oui oui, mon ami, Ray!	But Frenchy got a bit carried away! OOOWWWWCH! Ya sucked the head clean off you French bastard! Help! HELP! Haw haw haw, my leeetle fran....	Once more..."Why-are-you-in-here?" And for the last time..."I don't speak French"! "Moi sucked Ray blue" I tell you!

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