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by NooniePuuBunny
10-07-04
Great news, Mr. Smith! That rash you have isnt acne....
Its hepatitis.
Don't forget your lollipop on the way out.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
Bob was your average lad. He listened to his parents....
Don't forget to change your underwear sweetie...
...he went to school...
That was an excellent report, Mr. Bumgardner.
...but in his soul, he was a lad with an extrodinary talent...
I, Bob Bumgardner, have the most musical ass in the world!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
Bob was loved by all in his small town...
I can't wait for your rectal recital friday evening.
Yeah! Its gonna be a blast!
...He even went as far as to participate in the Anytown Symphony...
Push your cheeks together a little more, Bob. You were flat on that G#.
Yeah, sorry. Lost my bum-bichure...
But Bob wanted so much more...
You don't seem too happy. What's on your mind?
All this is swell, but I want to be a fartist.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
Bob Bumgardner. I was totally blown away by your show!
Gee, thanks Mister.
I am Vinnie Vagabunns, a hollywood talent agent with the nose that has sniffed out the big stars. You of course have heard of the famous Farty Marty McGee, havent you?
He's only one of my favorite fartists in the biz! He's the top of the heap!
And it was that moment that Bob's life changed forever...
And you're next, Bob m'boy! I want to give you the chance of a lifetime! Stick with me and they'll smell you round the world!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
The day before Bob left home, he gave a tearful goodbye to his Mom...
This is my big chance to make a stink in Hollywood. The chance I've been waiting for.
If you feel thats the way you need to go, don't let me stop you. I know its your dream to be one of the greats.
Thanks Mom. I promise to write you a smellogram as soon as I get there!
Take care, dearie. Remember I will always love you no matter what you do.
I hope that boy remembered to change his underwear...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
Everything seemed to be going great for Bob until the audition...
You have excellent credentials. But lets see what you've got.
Erm, sure! Yeah! I can do this! Its just like any recital I've performed at.
Hrrgh!
Something was obviously wrong....
Pineapples?!
I swear this has never happened before...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
After he flopped his audition, Bob could only find work as a gay porn star...
Okay! This is the scene where the goat gets tentacle raped while Bob shits pineapples on Captain Wanker's face...
I miss my family...
*bleats*
And that was when he realized that being a big stink in holly wood wasn't so great...
God, Kill me now...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
So Bob decided to leave the city for his flatulent little house in Anytown...
Since I've lost my talent, I'm going back home to where people love me for who I am, not how I smell...
Yeah sure whatever kid. I aint got all day. The meter's gonna be runnin if you're planning a monolouge...
Just as he stepped through the door of his home after his long journey, an amazing miracle happened...
What's this?! I can fart again! My gasseous talent has returned!
fin~
Did you learn anything in the big city, dearie?
Sure did! Home is where the fart is!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-08-04
I need to classify this sound that comes out of... AH! I've got it!
But professor, you haven't named this new species of flower yet.
Oh very well, I can name that other thing later...
Years later...
Why thank you, Suzie! This fart smells so sweet....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-04
I can't wait for this weekend. Just you and me.
Yes, my darling... Nothing could possibly destract us from making steamy love continuously this weekend.
Drat! The door.
I'll go get it. I wonder who could possibly be paying a visit today...
Crabby! What are you doing here?
Noonie, there's something we need to talk about... I'm preagnant!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-04
We're going to have a daughter!
How could this be?! We've never...
You've been cheating on me?!
No! DX! Listen I've never even--
*sobs* I give you my heart and this is how you treat me?! I'm leaving you, Noonie! Forever!!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-10-04
How could you ruin my life like that, Crabby?! I thought we were friends!
You mean you don't remeber that night?
I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about! I've never slept with you! We're just friends!
How could you treat me like this? I thought I meant something more than a toy.
But I don't remember anything at all!
How could you forget that night? That wonderful night? The wine, the dancing, the nipple clamps, that you lovingly tightened!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Crabby. The test came back on your child. It couldn't possibly be Noonie's.
What?! But I know who I've been with.
Crabby, I've just realized who it could have been.
...who? Who could I have mistaken for you?
It was... MY EVIL TWIN!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Mr. Rabid?
Yes?
I'm afraid I have some terrible news...
What? What is it?
It's your uncle Jim. He was crossing a street in NC and got hit by a drunk driver in a pickup truck. I'm so sorry.
NOOOOO!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Okay. Mr. Weasle, this is a very rare case. Usually the weasle's family doesn't sue after a hit and run.
But we can look through the books and see if we have a case.
Good.
Don't worry, Mr. Weasle. The members of Houck Phlegm and Loogie will not rest until we have searched every law.
Boy I sure do hate Phlegm.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Your evil twin?!
Yes. She's my OTHER sister who emulated me in youth and wants to destroy my identity entirely because of that fateful day...
But how could I let this happen... What will my parents say? My child needs a mother.
I'm sorry Crabby. I cannot do that. I have to get these results back to DX so he may forgive me. My love for him burns like a thousand suns. I need him.
But Noonie, I need YOU!
No Crabby. I just cant! You have to find another...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
DX? Are you home? Its me, Noonie!
Hello, Noonie!
Its YOU!
Yes, its me. I have a little friend here with me, a little friend that won't live to see tomarrow if you dont come to the warehouse in 15 minutes. (Noonie! Help me! She's insane!)
DX! Einoon, you rampaging bitch!
Flattery will get you nowhere. Come down here to settle the score, or I'll settle the score by blowing his brains out!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Well, Mr. Weasle, I'm afraid you have no case against him.
What?! That bastard killed my uncle and is going to go scot free?
Afraid so. Technically, your family isn't even considered on the same level as the food chain.
Those bastards!
There's nothing we can do.
Nothing YOU can do you mean. I'll show that little redneck bastard...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
I'm watching you...
Do whut?
I said I'm watching you, you little redneck bastard.
Whut in tha nayme of Sayam Hill's you talkin bout? Ah aint gots time fer this. Ah gots me a weasle stew teh cook up fer Mamaw...
You sick little fuck. You think you can just kill my family and get away with it? Well you're wrong, DEAD wrong.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Alright, Einoon. I'm here! Now what do you want from me?
Its about time you showed up. Just relax and he wont get hurt. Then again, he might. You deserve it after you ruined my career.
Why do you insist on bringing this up time and time again! You knew what you were doing was wrong!
And you blew the whistle on me! My own sister! And now you'll pay for that. You KNEW tiddly winks was my life!
You mean all this was over tiddly winks?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
And you used Crabby over it too. All for what?
So you think that its NOTHING?! Well guess what. It was WORTH it to rape that little fuck just to destroy your relationship. But since that didn't work, I'll just have to shoot your little DX.
*blam*
Crabby?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
They won't press charges for what you did, especially because of your condition...
I can't believe all this happened.
Well, she's gone now and can't hurt any of us any longer.
Is she? Can she not hurt us any longer? I have no one. Just blood on my hands and an unborn child without a mother...
Well, one thing's for certain. She was a mother all right. A mother what I'm not going to say.
Oh fuck it all. I'm going to go pig out on some ice cream and check the personals...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-11-04
Next time on The Young and the Stupid...
*vroom*
Take that you redneck bastard! Now you'll see how my uncle felt...
Crabby, you're in critical condition from Ice-cream overdose!
MY BABY! Tell me my baby's okay!
DX, what's wrong?
I-- can't remember Leonard Nimoy's second cousin's maiden name. I think I might have amnesia...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-19-04
Mr. Smith, What sort of literary project are you working on?
Well, my mission is to spread tolerance, acceptance, and a feeling of belonging for people with embarassing disorders.
Really?
In fact, I'm working on a children's book right now that should give a place of exceptance for children with Irritable Bowel Syndrome...
Is that so? What's the title?
"Jimmy and the Projectile Poo"

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-19-04
Hi, I'm Bob, and I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Hi Bob!
As far back as I can remember, I've always had to run to the --
-- Bathroom! Bathroom! NOW!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-24-04
Hey! Watch it, Punk!
Look, Punk! Don't you be comin over here with an attitude like that, Punk!
Donchoo be callin me no punk, you Punk!
Oh yeah? Well I'm sorry, Punk! You like that?! HUH PUNK!? DO YAH?!
Oh yeah, Punk?! I'm sorry for callin you a punk, you Punk?! You like that, Punk?!
Yeah, Punk!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-14-05
ITS VALENTINE'S DAY! The day of love. Isn't that grand?!
Still don't have a boyfriend, eh, Noonie?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-15-05
Huston... We have a problem...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-05
Now we have to take your pulse. Now let me see...
No... Darnit! I can't seem find your pulse.
You do have a pulse, don't you?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-05
Ahh ... There we go.
Now to carefully set the cup down right here...
... And thats when I spilled it right on my pants.
Sucks to be you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-21-05
Hmm... I could come up with a witty first two panels to this comic
...but then that would require actual thought on my part...
Fuck it.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-21-05
And then this sandal and flannel clad hairy deisel dyke came in. She claimed to have a boyfriend but with the way she was dressed...
I happen to wear flannel and sandals all the time...
and so what if I dont wax the hair on my forearm... that doesnt mean-- waitaminute...
... damn. No wonder so many girls hit on me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-28-05
Thank you for calling Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Carolina. If you want us to tack on an extra cost to your premium, press one...
If you want us to laugh at you for trying to use your existing coverage, press two. If you want to berate a Blue Cross representitive, press three...
If you would like to tell Blue Cross to shove your policy sideways up its fat, candy ass, press four....
...If you want to tell a Blue Cross representitive to shove something up your ass, please call our new convenient 900 number.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-15-05
I play Majjuka in attack position after casting level 3 Tinkle Rain!
I play magic toilet to counter your Tinkle Rain and also spring the Trap "Electric Fence"
Gin! I win!
What?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-16-05
Aww.. Look at the cute little bunny rabbit! Zoe, I think we should get that one!
I dont know, Roger... I've never seen a rabbit with a red pentagram on its back.
Look at that, he's holding his hands out like he wants a hug... Let me open this clasp here-
Roger, I wouldnt let that thing out--
Playful little booger!
Moh!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-30-05
Well?
TOBOR NO HAVE HEART TO CRUSH FUZZY MOUSIE WITH TOBOR'S MASSIVE CORNHOLER...
damn.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-01-05
We have a report on the condition of the Pope:
I'm not dead!
He has lost all brain and bodily activity and is clinically considered dead.
I feel happy!
It was all we could do to save him...
I feel like dancing!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-04-05
Behold I am the demon of Wuurd! I bring the wrath of the 9th Gates of hell!
*yawn*
I am here to collect the flesh of your first born!
Is that all you've got?
It looks like you're writing a letter!
AAAAAGH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-04-05
Today, I'm sketching a symbolic figure of man's inner struggle with his place in society and in his struggle for love...
Is that a giant dick coming out of her chest?
Yep.
Lewl!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-04-05
Whatcha doin?
Today, I feel the need to show an avatar of man's inner sexuality and his fierce inner struggle with his own raging emotions.
That is the finest set of tits on a she-male furry I have ever seen.
Thank you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-04-05
So what is your inspiration today?
Today I feel compelled to show the dance of life, the wonders of nature, and our place in it all.
Somehow I don't think tentacle rape has anything to do with nature...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-13-05
I said I was sorry...
You turned him into a newt.
He'll get better.
I'm still not speaking to you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-13-05
I said I was sorry...
...and it only takes 3 days to get pine sap out of thong fabric.
I'm still not speaking to you.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-13-05
For the last time, we dont accept mangled organs as donations.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-15-05
Dude, is she starin at me?
I cant believe it. I'm getting checked out by a chick... Gotta make my move!
Hey there. I couldn't help noticing that you were checking out my studly frame.
Actually, I thought you were a peice of modern art. I forgot my contacts...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-15-05
Uhhh...
Fyra? Are...
I warn you. If you ask me if we're there yet one more time, I'll rip out your guts.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
No, I will not eat your nuts for dessert, you pig.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
Its a beautiful day, the birds are singing...
...the bugs are humming, the sky is clear...
Yep, it cant get much better than this!
Actually, it would be much better if you got your hand out of my ass.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
Its such a beautiful day! The birds are singing...
...the bugs are humming, the sky is clear...
Yep! It cant get much better than this!
Actually, it would be better if I didn't have a full view of your ass.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-05
Look at it this way, at least you're not sharing a cell with an ass-reaming maniac...
I'm still not speaking to you.

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