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| Thank you for calling Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Carolina. If you want us to tack on an extra cost to your premium, press one... | |
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| If you want us to laugh at you for trying to use your existing coverage, press two. If you want to berate a Blue Cross representitive, press three... | |
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| If you would like to tell Blue Cross to shove your policy sideways up its fat, candy ass, press four.... | |
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| ...If you want to tell a Blue Cross representitive to shove something up your ass, please call our new convenient 900 number. | |
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