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by dcomposed
12-22-03
If we did have it, it would be in the rap section.
I already looked, all you have is Eminem, 50 Cent and Xzibit.
As you can see, we have every rap artist there is.
No you don't! You have THREE and they all suck.
It says here we're getting a new Linkin Park album in next week, that's rap isn't it?

 

by dcomposed
12-22-03
#stripcreator is boring without Rabid to say wangs.
I'll say it myself.
dcomposed: wangs
Alone on a Rabidless holiday.
Now I need Rabid to say dongs...
dcomposed: :(

 

by dcomposed
12-22-03
Supermr4ket
Now I know why they call this a check-out.
Why's that?
Because I can't stop checking you out!
I'm almost done here if you want to go do something...
But.. I'm gay... I was just making conversation.

 

by dcomposed
12-22-03
This probably isn't it.

 

by dcomposed
12-23-03
If RIAA stands for "Recording Industry Association of America", and I'm in Australia, why do they think I have to abide by their rules?
Oh.. right...
America.

 

by dcomposed
12-23-03
Why are girls in porn always smiling and acting like they're really having a good time? It's not like licking a guy's balls while another one fucks your tits is any fun.
You'd know...
This is more fake than wrestling.

 

by dcomposed
12-24-03
Wow, you got me that magic broom I always wanted.
Yeah.
I had to kill three hundred guys with a single gun, hunt down the one guy that got away, chase him for four hours through a land mine and fight him to the death to get that. I hope you like it.
I got you a can of Pepsi Blue.

 

by dcomposed
12-24-03
December 31, 2003:
I'm going to stop doing my Why I Hate comics.
January 01, 2004:
Why I Hate Rabid_Weasle-213 by dcomposed 01-01-04

 

by dcomposed
12-25-03
01/01/04 - 2:01 pm
I delete too many comics, I'm totally going to stop.
I'm even going to make a comic about it and post it to the forums.
01/01/04 - 2:03 pm
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
Are you coming to my new year's party?
I don't know, when is it?
Let me check my calander.
Dumbass.

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
Watching wrestling
Hey, that wrestler looks like The Rock!
That is the Rock, he used to be a wrestler.
Ha. No, really, who is it?

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
Yay! Rabid! You're back!
wangs
How've you been?
dongs
I missed you, Rabid!
wangs

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
They give people lung cancer and stuff.

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
This is the best conversation I have ever had with one of these guys.
gdehart68 (12:49:37 PM): what up ninja
dcompos3d (12:52:20 PM): I just got done beating my bitch with the business end of a guitar.
dcompos3d (12:52:44 PM): That'll teach her to not have my dinner ready when I get home.
dcompos3d (12:53:39 PM): Oops, I mean I was conversing with her.
It was good because he only said one thing.
dcompos3d (12:53:55 PM): Discussing current events.
dcompos3d (12:53:58 PM): You know, legal stuff.

 

by dcomposed
12-28-03
So are you coming or not?
I don't know... are you going to pay back that money you owe me?
I get paid on the 31st, so I can give it to you the same day.
Give it to me twice and I might think about coming.
I'm not going to pay you to come to my party.
I think I'm busy then.

 

by dcomposed
12-30-03
Hmpf! Fine then. I won't speak to you again.
When did you speak to me before?
Shut up! I'm not talking to you!

 

by dcomposed
1-02-04
I really hate when people email me!
I hate it so much that when it happens, I put it on the internet to show people how much I hate it!
Then at the bottom of the page I put my email adress. I wonder why these people keep emailing me?

 

by dcomposed
1-04-04
So it's stripcreator's third bithday.
And you know what that means...
Big Evil Dan has now been at stripcreator three years!

 

by dcomposed
1-07-04
Was that fun in my ass?
It was like my own amusement park! Now, let's get to saving the world!
Alright, what do I have to do?
You have to break into the liquor store and take all the beer in there.
How's that going to save the world?
It's not, I just need to get drunk enough to forget being in your ass before we start.

 

by dcomposed
1-07-04
Hey dcom, let's do a four way series with areallystupidguy and Rabid_Weasle!
Great idea! But can I use my other account? I don't want to break my hate streak.
NO! Do it in this one, you'll feel liberated!
Alrighty.
So do you feel liberated?
I feel like I have no reason to live.

 

by dcomposed
1-07-04
I don't like all these users with spaces in their names.
I'm going to change the spaces to underscores.
Now my "Why I Hate Big Evil Dan" comics are incorrectly titled.

 

by dcomposed
1-08-04
So this is the brain, huh?
Yup.
I can't find anything up here.
Here, poke around with my arm, I don't need it.
I guess they were right about saying no to drugs.

 

by dcomposed
1-08-04
So I wangs, "Them donger wangines ain't gonna wang dongs by themselves!"
Wangs, dongs!
Wangs the dongs are you penising about?

 

by dcomposed
1-09-04
Only one minute left before all life on Earth dies, we should start watching Gigli!
One minute into Gigli
It's good being dead! Now, there's still that matter of getting laid. Where's a dead girl when you need one?

 

by dcomposed
1-09-04
Okay, now I've been in your ass too. Tell me how to save the world. Also, can you tell me how we all fit in dcom's ass? And how we're not drowning in his bladder?
And how the squirrel got back from the scientist's brain to dcom's, and why the scientist's accent keeps changing, and is dcom ever going to get laid?
I have the answers to all of these questions and more...

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Hey brad! Watch Out!
Hi, I'm brad.
Hi, I'm Out.
I'm back, where's Out?
I sold her. Come check out my new Guitar!

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
I have 477 comics!
That means only 23 more until I have 500!
And brad's not online to ban me!

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
22 to go!
This is looking too much like my Why I Hate... comics.
That's better.

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Twenty three of these are going to get pretty boring.
I need something to keep it interesting.
Oh, hi Rabid.

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
So... Rabid.
Got anything interesting for this comic?
Oooh, I know!
wangs

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Interesting.
Anything else?
hmm...
dongs

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
I love it!
Wait... there's more.
wangs

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
You already said wangs.
Oh, ok.
I think I have something new.
dongs

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Wow Rabid, you always know just what to say.
I like to think so.
Wangs and dongs are fun and all, but do you have anything else?
I think I might!
penises

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Wow, penises! You're so mature.
Yeah.
Check this out.
vaginas

 

by dcomposed
1-10-04
Wow, saying penises and vaginas looks fun.
It is!
You should try it sometime!
I think I might!

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
penises

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
vaginas
Now you're getting it!

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
That was fun!
But why'd it take you so long to say penises and vaginas?
I couldn't make comics for a while.
Wow, that's stupidly stupid.
I know, but stripcreator is sexist against flooding.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
If you know flooding = can't make comics, why do you keep doing it?
I don't mean to flood, I just have so many comics I feel I must make.
It's not my fault I do 100 an hour.
You're like the Flash!

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
What were we just talking about?
The Flash?
The Flash is awesome!
I bet he only has one account on stripcreator!
He has all of them!
:O

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
brad is the Flash!
:O
:O
Tobor is the Flash!
:O
:O

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
Hey dcom, it's fun in your comics, but I'm late for my cornholing with Inflatable_Man.
Byee Rabid!
Byee dcom!
Wait, there's one more thing I have to say before I go.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
What is it?
wangs
dongs
Bye dcom.
I miss Rabid.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
So lonely...
wangs

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
dongs
Oh, hi mAAk.
I used to be the guy that says wangs and dongs! You and Rabid stole my idea!
wangs
dongs

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
dcom, I'm dying.
Oh no!
Yep.
Is there anything I can do?
No.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
Okay, here I go.
I'll miss you!
I'll miss you, dcom.
Poor mAAk.

 

by dcomposed
1-11-04
Yay! 500 comics!
This is the second highest my comic count has been.
I think I've also deleted 500 comics.

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