Why I Hate Christmas-2

Author: dcomposed

Date: December 24, 2003

by dcomposed
12-24-03
Wow, you got me that magic broom I always wanted.
Yeah.
I had to kill three hundred guys with a single gun, hunt down the one guy that got away, chase him for four hours through a land mine and fight him to the death to get that. I hope you like it.
I got you a can of Pepsi Blue.