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by Beeko180
10-10-08
Hey, change the channel to FOX8 so we can watch "Rudest News Reporters". We're entering a comic competition.
Shut up! Are you serious?!
Here is a piece from a news report in 1968 which after the broadcast a man was fired.
Now, back to you Tom. But before we show our next story, what do you think about our previous story?
Your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear"
What does that have to do anything?!
Well you see it's everything. If your left "ear" is bigger than your right "ear", that will mean that your wrong "talent" is bigger than your right "talent".

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
Now class, I want you to hop onto a computer and insert this disc into the CD Drive. Then I want you to open it up and do the test stored onto the disc.
Yes Mr. PuttyPits.
Which is the odd one out.................... [_] <-- This is a jar. {} <-- This is a vase. {_} <-- This is a pot. }{ <-- this is an H
I like to eat chicken and pie and pizza and dog food and cat pee and sloppy puppy doodoos and the flabs from sleeping men and rat-rabies and.......... ....................................
Sir, this is hard! I hate you, I hate your guts! I'm gonna tell my dad that you kicked and punched me, called me mean names, and then stripped me down to bearness tied me to pole in the desert with...
.......dead children

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
The traditional "Village of the drunk" greeting is DAWOO...........
dooga doogy DAWOOO Dab dab dabb-dabba dabby dab da-da-da-duh da-dadadadum.
DAWOOO..... dabby daddoodles dabb dab da da dah duuuuuuuh?????
Translation........
Oh, hi, how are you da-la valvay?
Well, you know me. Trying to avoid couples tension between me and my wife due to her latest set of transplants. Do You know what I mean?
Discussion, continuing in translation..........
y-
I don't care.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
So how was your day?
Oh No!
aaand what did you think about the coffee sir?

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
I like this place. It's nice and quiet and away from all the noise.
This place is meant to make you feel like you've taken Acid or some other illegal substance.
This background means I'm fired.
Help! I'm being cannoned into heaven.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
Have you seen my lost kitty?
Hrrrmmmmmmm, Why yes I have! He's in my bedroom, come inside and We'll get him!
Alrighty! To find your kitty we're gonna have to turn off the lights so its eyes are visible!
Anything for toddles!
What are you doing?!
I'm not a virgin anymore!

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
This flag is America's national pride! And I don't care about it.
Don't worry folks, there's still a chance he's alive............
Holy hell! I'm gonna die!
..........Or Not.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
♫ Do you ever wonder why we sit at a bar and wait for bread to be dunked in our jar??? ♫
No.
♫ Or say man what are you gettin' this year??? ♫
Only on christmas. But, Go on?
No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008
Well, For women it's breast cancer, for men........ Let's just leave it at that.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
One thing you should try doing is telling them a story.
The other day I wet my bed.
Uh-huh.
Leave a gap or tell them a punchline with no humour.
I got out and went to change the sheets.
Uh-huh.
Make them laugh by using your experience or imagination. If you've been reading the example you'll notice that the guy on the right isn't listening properly.
I smelt it and it smelt like a big whoppa from when I had given my cat lemon juice.
Uh-huh. I prefer to eat the big whoppa before drinking the lemon juice too you know.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
This Show is a Live Feed.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Peanut Butter Jelly
This show was brought to you by- Volvo............. Bloody Volvo Drivers
wangnoodle cream!

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
New Mexico.
A fare-a well to-a Mario-a!
Mexico- During The OCOC
Welcome to Mexico!
America- Who did that?
It wasn't me.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
Australia- Northern Territory
I'm going to use this bin as a bath!
All hail lord dingus!
Africa- Amazon River.
Grrrr.........
Look! There's a dead fish!
Antarctica- Snowy Desert
I hate it when you get everything wrong!

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
And then he was all like, I clean your house with my sweat, I clean your toilet with my pee and I wash your car with homemade soap and a dishrag.........................
You said it was to be for Jules Verne not me! Where's the god damn Author's name!
Blue doesn't like reading.
It's either this, or you have to read a book called "How To Shut Up" By Eima Blabbermouth
Ok.

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
I'm a penguin! I'm a Pengu Pengui Penji Penguin! I'm a Penguin that cannot fly! I'm a penguin that Cannot fly! I'm a pengui Pengu Penji Penny Little tiny cut baby Penguin!
Shut Up Please. Unless you wanna get shot.
I'll shut-up because I'm a Penguin! I'm a-
PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn it you stupid flightless bird! Why won't you die!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-10-08
This is a comic based on what someone is seeing, to give you a feel of what it's like. This is a victim's vision, I'll be doing this over a few episodes...
I still don't under stand Why we're here! Why are we in a back alley where no one could see or hear someone screaming if there was someone screaming?
You'll find out. Slowly and painfully!
Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
Ewww! There's blood caught in my eyelashes!

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
____________This is what a drunk man
*mwa*
sees when he's drunk_______________
*mwa*

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
This is what happens when a person can speak cat.
We have a striking resemblence. What's your name little guy? Is your name Tom?
It's Frank.
But your collar tag says Tom.
That's because I stole it from the ginger cat next door.

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
Cowardly warmonger and the skinny chicken legs and arms that are his own By J.K.S Plowing Jr.
Wow that's a long title for a story.
Blood Wars Episode V: The Empire Stabs Jack By Iva Greedyplughorn.
Hey Dad. When are we gonna get out of this godforsaken geek festival of a book store?
Uncommited Relationships for Dummies By JD Dumdum.
Cuz I'm- OH MY HOLY ICE CREAM!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
What if Giving candy was shooting?
Oh No! Please don't give me Candy!
Relax! It's just a shooting gun!
He Shot Me! He Shot Me!
I'm gonna give you Candy!
NO NO N-AAAAAAAAO!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
Did you get me the beer cache with that 30 bucks I gave you?
Yes.

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
Good Evening ladies and gents. I'm Tom, your local News Reporter giving you Fresh News from the studio!
Our first story for today is about a local Fireman fireman has saved a house in the small town of New York.
Uhh. Don't you mean big city of New York.
God Damn you Frank why decide to trick me on Anchor Day. Anyway, In other news doctor Bob has found the cure for lung cancer! Bob?
Well, Tom it's quite simple. You get a cigarette and shove it down their throat. That'll stop em' surely.

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
That is all for this weeks A.C.A (a current affair) What do you think about my story Tom?
I think the reason it sucked was because it was a story you told.
Ok Mr. Smartypants why won't you try and start a rumour and see how far that rumour will go? Go on!
The news reporter sitting next to me is gay.
Somewhere in the heart of Queensland, Australia.........
The News Reporter sitting next to me is gay.
A.C.A is full of rumours but Tom obviously isn't part of that segment. So I can totally believe him! I better tell everyone in town about it.

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
Boxing Day, 26th December 2000
Now that I've told the lottery numbers it's Back to you Tom.
Thank you Diane. In other News.............. .........uhhhh............... ......................Here's the Weather!
Thank you Tom. Today we have a light category 6 king tide heading over to one of these big green blobs. Perfect for Surfers and divers.
I'm not going to tell you where it's hitting, because I won the lottery! Goodbye!

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
I hug my teddy bear, suck my thumb and cry myself to sleep at night.
[mutters] Baby
[coughs] Gay
Why is everyone coughing all of a sudden???
[coughs] Gay [coughs] Gay

 

by Beeko180
10-11-08
ROTFOL
[sarcastic tone] His first thumbs up. Somebody PLEASE Cry me a river.
That means "Rolling on Table Farting out loud "

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Tonight we are going to talk about the maker of this and many other comics, Beeko180. For people who have been with him from the start you would most definitely know his feats.
(made on 12th October 2008)
Almost 4 months ago Beeko began his massive collection of 10-30 comics per day and 70-120 comics per week and now in a period of 4 months he has made 637 comics.
He has been referred to by comments such as Abysmal, a genius, Grendel Gorch, different and even a man with an oblique sense of humour. Enjoy his neverending comic collection..................

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Not this guy again!
I am so not gonna make it to a 50th episode.
He'll be back. They all crawl back eventually.
So screw this I'm gone for the night!
YAY!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Isn't it amazing how if you mention Jesus they all run away or kill themselves before the show. Well now the jokes on you! Cuz now I'm gonna do just that!
Yay!
Isn't it funny that the minute try-hard wannabe Jesus says He's gonna kill himself everyone comes!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!! [snort]

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
People will believe anything they see on TV....................................
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
Bam!
It didn't work!

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
I was too late.

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
THUNK!
I've got a headache now.

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Bam! And the dirt is gone!

 

by Beeko180
10-12-08
Waaaaa!!!! Waaaaaa!!!!
THUNK!
Bam! And the Dirt is Gone
Wow! Talk about rough landings!

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
The Bam!® Advertisisement office of Bam!® corps, decide to hire new employees for their adds.
Is this the script?! Ah, screw this I'm not for show-biz!
3 minutes of silence later..........
I forgot my arm!

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
Why do I have to team up with a man?!
Because you're not gay.
And lights, camera, Action!
I'm not doing this with a man!
Yes you are!
The power of geeks will stop this!

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
So all I have to do is do something to you and say the catchphrase?
That's right!
And Action! Wait- Who turned out the lights!
Bam! And the Dirt is gone!
*FLICK*
Where'd my clothes go?

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
The Bam!® Advertisement office of Bam!® corps, decide to hire a new employee for their latest add.
But I hate arabs! ......they're plotting devils with bombs and guns......... and they like looking at bare-boned ALKIDA members........
*FLICK*
THWAK FWUMP STUMP DUNK WHAK BAP BONK CHUKONG! ZAP BANG BOOM! THWAK BWAK
FU-DOOONG!!!!!!
Bam! And the dirt is gone!
I think I have a wedgy.............

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
So your saying all I need to do is say that catchphrase?
Exactly.
Ok. Let me just finish this level.
The Next Day.........
Look I'm really glad that your doing the job great and all but you gotta stop using our companys money on that Wii.
That's good with mee LOL heh heh.... I quit.

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
Season 2 Begins
Jessy go help your brother in the other room.
Meow.
Get out you stupid cat!
Meow. He said to get out.
Wait your a cat! All this time I thought you were my wife! No wonder I keep getting rashes in bed.

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
Day 1
Don't eat. Only I may eat.
Day 2
Don't eat. Only I may eat.
Day 3
Eat! Your nothing but skin and bones!

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
None of YOUR business Chicken Coop!
It's Robin Hood!
So how long do we have until the strip ends?
Oh about 20 minutes.

 

by Beeko180
10-13-08
I walked into bill the other day.
Really?!
Yeah. Yeah, he said he was fired from his job as a bank teller for stealing the moneyu from the till.
Oh.

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
So are you aloud to come to the party?
Hang on, I'll ask gramps.
So can I go?
Sure, but under a few circumstances. No beer, no picking up chicks, no getting laid. And if you do any of those things you'll have to scrub my toilet and give me a sponge bath.
Ok. Cya paps!
What?! It's called parenting! Maybe you should try it sometime!
*Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk*

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
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Is this the party?
Not what you expected? HEY DJ! LES' CRANK IT UP!
dee-jay AND geek! Impressive!
Alright! Let me just finish this arcade game ok!

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Hey sweet thang! Wanna have a couple of beers?
My place or yours?
Yours.
Come on. I'll take you there.

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Spo this is it huh?
Yeah. Not home sweet home but at least it ain't as bad as Frank from down the road.
Yeah his place stinks.
I'll just go get ready.
Is that a weed symbol on a plastic bag laying on that desk over there?

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Crack that whip! Give the past the slip! Before the Cream sits out too long! You must whip it! Step on a crack! Break your Mama's back! When a problem comes along!You must whip it!
When something's going wrong! You must whip it! Now whip it! Into shape! Shape it! Get straight! Go forward! Move ahead! Try to detect it! It's not too late! To whip it! Whip it good!
My Name is Jack Sparrow, I'm 42 and I live on a ship. My pay depends on how many desert-islands I get marooned on.

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Now.
Yes Mr?
What can you tell me about friction?
Uhhhhh.
Old people can't run fast because air gets in their wrinkles and causes friction.

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
I do NOT know what happened last night but i feel real sick and I think I'm gonna drop dead in the living room.
Bathroom. Now. No Buts. No No's and no what ifs. Come with me now or I'll spank you with the crobar.
Scrub those toilets, scrub the bath. and then it's time for my spongebath.
20 minutes later.........
Don't look at me like that. It's called parenting and if the boy wasn't parented he'd be a walking disaster.

 

by Beeko180
10-14-08
Whatever happened to the days when fish had legs.
No brain.
And could swim.

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