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Why I Hate Australian News by dcomposed 1-02-05
A million million people died. Now onto more important news, nine of them were Australian.	We have a reporter on the scene of this tragedy. HOLY CRAP. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. NINE AUSTRALIANS HAVE DIED OMG NINE AUSTRALIANS.	Nine Australians. For those of you just joining us, nine Australians have died. We'll be bringing you updates on the Australian body count throughout the night. Nine Australians have died in the biggest tragedy ever currently effecting nine Australians.

 

. by dcomposed 1-02-05
Hey, did you hear that a giant tsunami killed like half of asia? Oh man that's gay.	Yeah I know.	Why couldn't it have hit America?

 

, by dcomposed 1-02-05
I got shit christmas gifts this year. Stop complaining. I know a guy who could have died in Asia.	Oh, Wait...	No, I didn't know any of the 150,000 people that died so we can complain about nothing all we want.

 

Why I Hate Michael Keaton by dcomposed 1-03-05
Doing a Beetlejuice sequal would be totally 100 per cent original.	Unless someone alread made the first Beetlejuice in 1988, but I think I'd have heard about that by now.

 

Reality TV in One Panel x3 by dcomposed 1-05-05
Survivor	The Price Is Right Hey I have $7.95! That's just enough for some KFC!	Big Brother

 

ftc 51 by dcomposed 1-07-05
Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course!	Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not?	I'm your reflection.

 

ftc 51 by dcomposed 1-07-05
Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course!	Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not?	Because my badge says I'm local.

 

ftc 52 by dcomposed 1-12-05
You're probably wondering why I called you here. The murderer of Lord Bunbury is right in this room. Is it his wastrel son, Lord Bunbury, Jr., who needed his inheritance to pay off debts? Is it his upstairs maid, with whom he shared one night of love thirty years ago that resulted in issue? Is it that issue, who arrived here just last night on a boat from Inja? Is it Lady Marbury?	Is it her brother, the Duke of Earl, or one of the rent boys he regularly hires? Is it Rickets, the chauffeur with the shady past? Is it Pierre LeCirque, international art forger and blackmailer? Or was it, mayhaps, someone else? I think the answer will surprise most of you just as much as it surprised me when I realized it. The murderer of Lord Bunbury is-- GREAT SCOTT! THE LIGHTS! AAHH!!	All the evidence points to you.

 

how to stfu by dcomposed 1-12-05
Love and peace or else! Or else what?	Or else you'll have to listen to the new U2 album!	I love you George. I love you too Osama.

 

FTC 53 template by dcomposed 1-20-05
hay you wanna party in the club time to ride dog	ride a bike yall were my dogs at

 

i also like to blow holes in the heads of rednecks by dcomposed 1-22-05
CHUBBY is mean. You started it.	But I appologised and got rid of everything I ever said bad about him. You left one thing though.	What? Your retarded cousin.

 

8 by dcomposed 1-23-05
Hey Johnny Carson died.	That's gay.	I hope Leno is next in line for that too.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Hey what's the difference between boinky33 and his retarded cousin? What?	boinky is fat.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Make CHUBBY stop making comics about my cousin. I can't.	Why not? Because why would I care about a fat kid with a retarded cripple for a cousin?

 

pictures of boinky33 by dcomposed 1-24-05

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Why don't mexicans like barbeques? Why?	Who cares, let's go eat some donuts.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
You look different in comics than you do in real life. You know how they say television adds ten pounds?	Yeah. Well look what happens when you put Ruben Studdard in a comic.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
What do you call boinky33's cousin in a tree? What?	A retarded cripple.

 

boinky33 meets an alien by dcomposed 1-24-05
		Do you have any food?

 

boinky33 meets a cat by dcomposed 1-24-05
		You know my cousin is a retarded cripple.

 

boinky33 has a job interview by dcomposed 1-24-05
Why do you want this job?	So I can afford to buy more food.

 

boinky33 has a job interview by dcomposed 1-24-05
Do you have any questions? Yes.	What time is lunch?

 

boinky33's cousin has a job interview by dcomposed 1-24-05
What's your name?	I don't know.

 

boinky33's cousin has a job interview by dcomposed 1-24-05
What are your qualifications?	I'm a retarded cripple.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Why did boinky's cousin agree to work on the hoppy & george site? Why?	Because he's a retard.

 

pictures of boinky33 by dcomposed 1-24-05

 

A history lesson with Thomas Wilkinson by dcomposed 1-24-05
History started in 1939.	It finished in 1945.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
How do you know when boinky33 has been in your house? How?	He ate it.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
What time is it when boinky33 sits on your fence?	Time to get a new fence.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
How do you know when Thomas Wilkinson walks past your house?	He asks your mailbox for directions.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
What's the difference between boinky33 and the world's fattest man?	Three pounds.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
What's the difference between boinky33 and the world's skinniest man?	The world's skinniest man doesn't have a retarded cripple for a cousin.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Why hasn't boinky33's cousin been to a library?	Because they don't let retarded cripples in.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
Why doesn't boinky33 eat barbequed food?	He ate his barbeque.

 

- by dcomposed 1-24-05
What kind of house weighs the least?	A lighthouse. What kind of house weighs the most?	A house with boinky33 in it.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't boinky33 go to church?	He can't fit through the door.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't boinky33's cousin go to church?	He gets lost on the way.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't boinky33's mom go to church?	She's dead.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why are Thomas Wilkinson's parents always sad?	Because their son is Thomas Wilkinson.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why are boinky33's parents always sad?	They're jealous of Thomas Wilkinson's parents.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Where my dogs at?	I think boinky33 ate them.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
How many Thomas Wilkinsons does it take to change a lightbulb?	It doesn't matter how many there are, they'll still be too retarded to know how.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
How many boinky33s can you fit in a phone booth?	None.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't Thomas Wilkinson run in races?	Because he's a cripple.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
How many AccentuateNegatives can you fit in a phone booth?	One, but it'll probably suck the booth's dick.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
How many of DragonXero's hairs can you fit in a phone booth?	None because he doesn't have any.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't Rabid_Weasle leave Canada?	Because there's a toll booth in the way.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
What's the difference between boinky33 and Martha Stewart?	Some people would be happy to have Martha Stewart in their kitchen.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't Rabid_Weasle ever leave Canada?	It takes him two years to get through the toll booth.

 

- by dcomposed 1-25-05
Why doesn't little_kitty ever eat at McDonalds?	They have a no shirt no service policy.

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