Why I Hate Australian News

Author: dcomposed

Date: January 2, 2005

by dcomposed
1-02-05
A million million people died.
Now onto more important news, nine of them were Australian.
We have a reporter on the scene of this tragedy.
HOLY CRAP. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. NINE AUSTRALIANS HAVE DIED OMG NINE AUSTRALIANS.
Nine Australians. For those of you just joining us, nine Australians have died.
We'll be bringing you updates on the Australian body count throughout the night. Nine Australians have died in the biggest tragedy ever currently effecting nine Australians.