All comics by Devin

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by Devin
9-16-02
Then I found out that Devin guy doesn't know how to have fun in the dark.
So you're saying that you're proud of "having fun in the dark" by yourself?
Shut up.

 

by Devin
9-16-02
The three biggest jokes in stripcreator
RAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
I'll get you for this, Devin.

 

by Devin
9-16-02
Oh yeah, baby, you know how I like it...
Yeah, baby, oh yeah, OH YEAH...
Hi, the door was unlocked, so... eww...
Oh, excuse me, let me wash out this vaccuum pump and get you some chips.
Um, I remembered that I need to be somewhere else-- anywhere else...

 

by Devin
9-16-02
I went to sub_m7's party, expecting the worse. However, I was pleasantly surprised.
Great party, sub_m7.
You the man, sub_m7!
sub_m7 was actually cool in person, and he was funny to boot!
So he says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha ha, that's a good one!
Then I woke up.
Man, that was Twilight-Zone freaky... I need to lay off of that bleach...

 

by Devin
9-16-02
As JrnymnNate suggested, Devin donated his life savings to Brad and received the title of "sub_m7's daddy" in return.
Ha, that'll teach the fool to think he's--
What the hell are you thinking? Do you think being "sub_m7's daddy" makes you cool? You're even more newbie than I thought.
Um, well, I was really only trying to prove a point--
So you're the one who ran out on sub_m7 and his mother when he was a kid? A word of advice, pal: you should've kept running!
Several wisecracks later he realized his mistake.
Ha! You must've been twice as drunk as I was to actually take that suggestion!

 

by Devin
9-16-02
Since no one E-mailed me, I'll level with you-- there was no party. I was selling E-mail addresses because I'm trying to pay for an operation for my dying sister.
Okay, okay, since no one E-mailed me still, I'll level with you for real--

 

by Devin
9-17-02
When I said sucky-sucky for five dollars, being in this strip was NOT what I had in mind.
*sigh* I REALLY hate being the default character...
I swear I'll never 'dis another rotor turbine joke again, please end my misery!
Pathetic human... one day YOU'LL be the one forced to dance the Macarena!
sub_m7 blows hot dogs.
Captain Obvious thinks that BeNN_MaKK is a self-gratifying lamer.

 

by Devin
9-17-02
Glad you be coming to party BeNN_MaKK.
I pleasured to come sub_m7.
Today we have hot dog contest. I am eating the winning hot dog.
And I am "eating" the losing hot dogs!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM.
Aw, isn't that sweet? My boy is playing with his finger puppets again.
I prefer the term, "human-like chat bot."

 

by Devin
9-17-02
Well, go and eat the guests!
Now I paid for a man-eating elephant for this party, damnit, so you better eat someone right now!
CRUNCH CRUNCH

 

by Devin
9-19-02
So I says, "*SIGH* first of all...I dont have seat covers. Second of all...you are an idiot. THREAD NAZI WHERE ARE YOU???? Come rescue us from this idiocy."
HA HA!
YOU ARE ANGER! YOU ARE THE LOSING HOT DOGS! I AM "EATING" THE LOSING HOT DOGS! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM.

 

by Devin
9-24-02
I know that I have no life, because I play video games.
Stuff like Mega Man 5...
It's fine if you think I'm lame.

 

by Devin
9-24-02
Harvest Moon and Populus, Driver, NBA Showtime.
Grand Thefto Auto and EB, video games are my life.
I play Civ 3 until dawn, people wonder what I'm on.
Circuit City and KB, Toys 'R' Us are what please me!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
I won't even bother to stare... sure, you may be hell of fine.
Big bust, sexy? I don't care...
I just want my FF9!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
My social life has long been gone... I am happy all the same...
People wonder what I'm on...
What's he on?
What's he on?
I'm just hooked on video games!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
This is how we do it, it's Friday night, and I feel alright, the judging's here on the website.
So I reach for my coffee and I drink it up, that won't be enough so I pour another cup.
This could last until morning, I call sick at work, my boss gives me a warning.
Listen, you, calling me at 12 in the morning! I was in the middle of something... important with my secretary! You better be at work tomorrow if you want to work at all!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
But it feels so good, in my hood, tonight... rotor turbines generating gravitrons, Tobor's manraping newbie freaks until dawn...
I gotta get this contest on before the end of today...
So I down my cup and throw my hands up, and then I hear myself say:

 

by Devin
9-24-02
I'm kinda buzzed and that's because
This is how we do it!
This is how we do it!
Strip Creator does it like nobody does
This is how we do it!
This is how we do it!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
To all the strippers, you got much flavor
This is how we do it!
This is how we do it!
It's just a sin that you can't all win
This is how we do it!
This is how we do it!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
This is how we do it, time goes like a blur, as I determine the winner: are you an O.G. mack, or wannabe stripper?
You see that sc's been good to me, ever since I was a newbie but now I'm an oldbie, the strippers see that I got the funny.
If you were an oldbie here, then you would know... that I gotta give this up, gotta figure out, who's gonna do CC 144.

 

by Devin
9-24-02
Whoever it is, though, the judging's underway...
So yo, listen up, I need another cup...
I'll announce the winner Friday!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
Joy to the World for I have come. Let Earth receive me.
Let every heart prepare me room.
Let heaven and nature sing, let heaven and nature si-
Oh get off your high horse.

 

by Devin
9-24-02
Hurt so good...
Come on baby make it hurt so good!
Sometimes love don't feel like it should, so baby... make it hurt so good!
...Like the sadist said to the masochist, "I could never hurt you..."

 

by Devin
9-24-02
Look, it's one of those towel heads! Hey, towel head, go back to Afghanistan, you terrorist!
What the hell are you doing? How can you call a person a "terrorist" and a "towel head" just because of the color of his skin?
Um, how about that guy? He wears a turban too.
That's more like it! Hey, towel head! Yeah, I'm talking to you!

 

by Devin
9-24-02
The condom is rolled back over an erect penis, like a sheath to hold in semen after ejaculation.
Oh, so THAT'S where a condom goes!
I thought you put it over your belly button.
...Stop laughing, dangit!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

by Devin
9-25-02
We're the geeks of the industry, my man fuz-Z!
Oh my mellow, Gabe B!
We're the geeks of the industry.
When you us you'll say that we're colossal geeks!

 

by Devin
9-25-02
I'm too sexy for v-girl, too sexy for v-girl, too sexy for the world.
And I'm too sexy for sc, too sexy for sc, they're just a bunch of geeks.
I'm a hacker so don't you be mean, and let me talk my crap on the forum, yeah on the forum on the forum yeah, I talk my stupid crap on the forum...

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Before
Warnce ippoawn a tahm noo drissed so fahn. Yoo trew tuh booms a dahm een noor prahm...
After
Warnce ippoawn a tahm noo drissed so fahn. Yoo trew tuh booms a dahm een noor prahm...
There are some people that even we can't clear up. For the rest of you, there's Sprint PCS.
Needent Noo?

 

by Devin
9-26-02
It was the start of the show, a woman began with a crescendo...
I'd rather be in my apartment, I'm gonna vomit on the carpet.
I am also unable, to plug my ears up with name labels...
He finally went into the men's room, but even there the singer's voice boomed.
ARGH!!!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy? Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Indy are you okay? Will you tell me, that you're okay? It's the beginning of the show, and you missed the crescendo Indy!
I'd rather be in my apartment; I almost vomit on the carpet!
What in the heck is wrong with you?
I can hear singing from the men's room!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy? Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?
I've been hit by, I've been hit by, a bad musical!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
But Indy you've come all this way...
So what, this is hell of gay!
But what will you do in your situation?
I will resort to... masturbation!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Indy are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Indy?
I've been hit by, I've been struck by...
A bad musical!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Here at Albertson's, we have club card prices without the club card! I mean, who came up with "club cards" anyway?
Now if I remember correctly, it was Albertson's who came up with the idea first, and then Safeway followed suit...
Um, that wasn't us, that was, er, Lucky's!
I still remember what Albertson's used to be, you know.

 

by Devin
9-26-02
...But anyway, I am proud to announce that we are now giving you even MORE savings if you hold an Albertson's Preferred Customer's card!
...Hey, wait a minute! How is that different from a club card???
Well, um, it's, er, psst, psst (help me out here)...
Er, what?
Meanwhile, on a rooftop a mile away
Okay, we received the signal. Take him out.

 

by Devin
9-26-02
For violating Louisiana penal code 166.2, desecrating our most sacred flag of the United States, I sentence you to death.
But wait! I swear, I did it by accident!
I mean, I wasn't looking when I put that stamp on! And when I stuck it on, it wouldn't come off! I had no choice but to mail the letter with an upside-down flag stamp!
Excuses, excuses. Get into the chair, you Commie!

 

by Devin
9-26-02
Please, don't use programs like Napster. It's as if you were stealing our songs, and stealing isn't right.
Um, can I have my "Smooth Criminal" back, then?
Sorry, Michael, but no.
Aw...

 

by Devin
9-27-02
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it...
Let's do it!
Yeah!
Let's donate to Brad!
...Damn.

 

by Devin
9-29-02
Scrumptious, when it crunches...
That's why I love sub_m7!
CRUNCH CRUNCH

 

by Devin
10-02-02
Where are your homework assignments?
If you don't come to work this instant, you needn't come in tomorrow or the day after!
If you don't get off your ass right now, I'm leaving you forever!
Hi, I'm here to repossess your car, your house, and your first-born...
...And so I'll be taking a vacation from stripcreator for a while...

 

by Devin
10-02-02
I Am taking a vacation in SAn FRansisco.
WHo Are YOu?
I am Lebanese rapist. COme here little girl I HAving a surprise for you UNder saddle.
BUt I am A boy.
THat okay. Dildos are neither homosexual or HEterosexual. THey are just ALL FUN.

 

by Devin
10-02-02
BeNN_MaKK is taken to a HOuse full of LEbanese nationals
WHat will YOu do with me?
We ARe a gang of gay Lebanese rapists who tie people to chairs and race them to the wall.
HA Ha I win AGain!
Oh WOW, you're so FAST, beating a guy tied to a FREAKIN' CHAIR!
Why WOuld you be DOing that?
BEcause it is probably funny in some circles you apparently don't reside in.

 

by Devin
10-03-02
I no WAnt chair game!
THen I TOuch you.
SOB why why did you touch me like that...SOB..WHy..oh why..
(TOUCHING!)
SNIFF oh god WHY?
SHut UP before I SPlit open your rectum with this dildo. (TOUCHING!)

 

by Devin
10-03-02
NOw I am BEing the raped by LEbanese rapist.
(RAPING!!!)
WAit, you not raping, you JUst whispering RAPING!!!
NO I'm NOt I'm RAPING!!! (RAPING!!!)
Oh My MIstake then, my bottom will always be the sleeping bag to your tired mountain camper.
(RAPING!!!)

 

by Devin
10-03-02
two HOurs later
So I SAys "THose rotor TUrbines Are not doing the GEnerating of gravitrons BY themselves."
Ha ha!
WHat the FUck are you TAlking about? (RAPING!!!)

 

by Devin
10-03-02
NOw I AM so ok with man-sex I will freely engage in it.
You can JOin us THen but first you would sex up dead bodY!!
YOu must be having necrophobia!!!
MUst be proving I AM not having necrophobia!! (DIGGING!! DIGGING!!)
after NEcrophilia
*sigh* First Tobor and now this... and all because I judged CC 141 two weeks late...

 

by Devin
10-03-02
Thank YOu for showing that THe GUys can stick dildos and butts and get pleasure!!! I NOt have "dildo-phobia" now!!!
BRother BeND_OVer, remember NOt to be THe losing "hot dog"!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM.
(HE IS USING COMPUTER BACKWARDS!!!)
NOw I be MAking the comics about my VAcation. (MAKING!!!)
YOUR COMICS ARE THREE PANELS TOO MANY!!
WHy nobody be DOing the LAughing? BEcause I am a joke YOU DONT GET.
...Agreed.

 

by Devin
10-03-02
Don't you think it's time you took a break from playing video games?
Yeah, you're right.
Um, I thought you agreed to take a break from video games.
And I am. I'm playing Counterstrike right now.

 

by Devin
10-03-02
Playing games all day isn't good for you. Go outside and get some fresh air!
What's "outside?" Is that some kind of slang?
outside
Dude! The ceiling's so high! And what a weird colored wallpaper!
And how do you turn down that light? What is that, a 100,000 watt bulb or something?

 

by Devin
10-03-02
Um, that wasn't quite I meant... here, let me send you on a trip to Arpeegie Land!
Only then will my fiendish scheme be complete! Mwahahaha...
Er... what?
Ack, I blurted that out too early. Oh well, have a nice trip. *BONK*
Oof!

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