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"I have a big red knife, I can do anything!" Sorry no by Digger 8-07-03
What do you ask of me, Master? go rain terror OVER TEH CITY!!! BRING DOOM 2 TEHM ALL, btw dont stand so fukn close, ure smell liek jockstrap sweats	Lewk Master, I FUKN MADE TERROR 4 U GOOOOOD RARRRR *cough**fall over died*	u si in jail 4 teh destroying stuff. Plus i blame u 4 my wife break up with me

 

Technology........AND I HELPED! by Digger 8-07-03
*type* Load Pong.exe__________System Failed	C'mon Dammit! *type* Load AOL.exe___________System Failed....... Ah screw this, I'm just gonna go outside and pogostick	Loading Sun__________System Failed oh for Fukn SAKES!

 

The Graveyard Stalemate by Digger 8-07-03
BRAINS! BRAINS!!!	uhh...your BRAINS!!! hmm no.....YOUR BRAINS!	I'll settle for a Liver. Go Fish.

 

The Concert Ticket Line by Digger 8-09-03
		suck teh balls, Santa = First

 

Suicide Bombers are funny by Digger 8-09-03
Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh!!! Who's there?	Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh!!! Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh Leh!!! who?

 

Jaws 5 by Digger 8-09-03
	Phew!	Oh C'mon! Now you're just bein' a dick.

 

Talk to The Hand by Digger 8-09-03
ohi, i m need 2 aks u a queston Talk 2 teh hand	it will JUTS TAEK 1 SECOND! I SED TALK 2 TEH HADN!	SCRU TIHS, I M Leaving MY HAND = FACE u dumb FUKR

 

Heeeere piggy piggy piggy! by Digger 8-10-03
olook, ist teh bacon wtf is she said?	u si teh biggest fukn peice of pork suasoge in teh land listn little gyrl, u cant tawk liek taht 2 teh law, we have weapons 4 ppl liek u	wehre is my fork im talkin? TAHTS IT, I M PRETEND U R DONUT N I PUT U IN MY COFFEE

 

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater by Digger 8-10-03
ohi fag	u c, u cant keep fukn eatin us....and tehn puttin ur wife in us	ooo! I get y u cant keep teh womens. ist cuz taht cat i liek stuck to u chest, liek in fukn total recall, im talkin liek "QUAAAID, do sometihng i forgot what tho!"

 

Cause the Sims rock, you know. by Digger 8-10-03
OFMG! TEH SIMS SI TEH BEST GAME EFER!	*Move Here*	ROLLIN ON TEH FLOOR LAUHGIGN MAY ASS OF!

 

What Big Eyes You Have! by Digger 8-10-03
TIHS is teh story of THE LITTLE RED RIDER HOODS TAHT COULD. i m walkin to grannies huose. I M 2 C HER	I THUOGHT SHE HAD A BASKEt but she must = got hungry n 8 it....but so what, fuku dont ruin my story. i m still fukn walkin	BUT TEHN OUT POPT A BIG BAD TIHNG! i huft puft ur house down, ROLF pwned

 

Why do they rock so hard? by Digger 8-10-03
Wat u palyin? teh Tuba	okewl, i m try it

 

I'm King of the World! by Digger 8-10-03
i hav a secrets me 2	we r not tell u cuz it m a secret! Psssst! she si pregnint	wtf! u told Captain: Attention, ship is almost teh sunk, plesure serving u.....*GLUG**DROWN*

 

49 Cows are killed to make 1 hamburger. by Digger 8-10-03
listn m8, we gotta get out of tihs farm or we = hambruger meat. know what im says? Wiat until teh famrer comes tehn when he opens teh door, BOTL OUT! yah dawg	GO NWO! wtf in tarnashins is teh goin on fuxn ruond here	ono! i fell ROFFLE! C Ya, Big Mac

 

Leap Frog by Digger 8-10-03
osnaps! Lets paly LEAP FROG! ugh FINES!	Whee Whee	Whee Tehn afterwards, we can paly "lest go facehump ur mom"

 

Public Service Announcement by Digger 8-12-03
*woosh* The More You Know! mai legs r liek fukt up n i hav teh hair pits, ROFL	*woosh* The More You Know! listn fags, i peed in u stocking	*woosh* THE MORE U FUKN KNOW! Momy sells her Gyna on EBAY, im tawkin portsitute

 

Fast Food Follies by Digger 8-12-03
OHI, Welcom 2 BURGERFOOD, How can I HLEP U? OMFG u put teh monies out of REGSTR in my bag put plz	u want fukn cheese wiht taht? rofl o, i m gonna get so mad now	taht will be $5.65 wtf scru tihs, i'm go rob Pzza Hut

 

Creepy, Simply Ghoulish! by Digger 8-12-03
	Tihs messege brought 2 u by " HURT UR EYES IN TEH DARK" ROFLES

 

Intervention by Digger 8-13-03
we r hear 4 u suppotr!	ya m8 listn guy, we luv u n all, but stop having ears	=(

 

Holiday Sound Off! by Digger 8-13-03
CHRISTMAS! TAHNKSVIKING!	HALOWPEEN! KaZaa!	OH TAHT SILLY SANTA, U CHETED! JEWDAY! i maen HANUKA CHRITSMAS! agian rofl

 

How Everybody's Therapy session goes. (real) by Digger 8-14-03
Hello, Simon. What seems to be troubling you? Well, it all started when.....	....Stop right there. It's all your dad. ........	I KNEW IT!

 

War is Hell by Digger 8-14-03
DUED! Taht guy rite there, his JON DAER letter.... well, he stored ti in si butt. =/ wtf	Sgt. Patterson, i got bad nuws 4 u HAY GUYZ! I fuond a letter	...teh hell? I was only man who new it wuz in tehre, how u know? i didtn, it was liek fidning a prize in ur cereal box. ROFL

 

What is her name, anyway? by Digger 8-14-03
O MISSES CLUAS! wtf u, i m frosti teh snowmans, go ware u fukn glasses	o srry frotsy i m 'penut teh elf' you fukr	TEHRE U R! i wanted 2 ask u a thign, wtf is u name ne way? prolly fukn "MoosePewp" i m sad now

 

The Birds and The Bees by Digger 8-14-03
o bebe, i m feelin so dirty now O, U R?	im sayin, REEL DIRYT ono todd, tihs is teh big moment in u lief ware u do teh secks	OOOOH SHOT DOWN! liek in teh movei where tehy flied ovur teh base n got liek....shot down. o god yes, lest roll in teh mud! i never gets teh bewbys

 

Things you can do, Some can't be done. by Digger 8-14-03
	c, teh jesus can still wawk on water, lewlz!	o he is so teh man! i got jealuos now

 

The Failed Trick or Treat Plan by Digger 8-15-03
ok, listn fukr, when teh lady opens teh door....juts B all liek 'BOOGA FFS BOGOA'	tehn she liek will drop teh bowl of candies n run? no shit, tahts teh plan u fux........*KNOCK KNOCK* get rdy ass	*DOOR OPENS* ROOGA BOOGA MISH MOSH! osnaps, si taht milk duds?

 

When in doubt, use your finger. by Digger 8-16-03
u know boys n grils. IST SO TUFF being a chubby children. i m talkin liek EVREYThing u try isnt teh work 2 get skinnee. mebe i try XERSize?		nm, i stuck mai finger down in throat n threwd up my unhappiness

 

Smooth Talker Stalker by Digger 8-16-03
wtf, i aernt following u. i just a x-mas tree going 2 same toy stoer as u. Y u b liek that?	srry i assumed

 

COPS: Bustin' down on the Mushroom Kingdom by Digger 8-16-03
sorry Super Mario Bros./Duckhunt, but u did a bad stuff n now u = pay = price	pssst, down here fukr	ohi luigi, y u so small? cuz Bowser pwned me, so wut, im sensitvie abuot it, fuku. N E Way, here is keys. Tehy were E-Z 2 get cuz i 8 taht flower n liek...did taht snotball fire tihng 2 teh cop

 

The Wrath of God by Digger 8-17-03
Jesus, you know you're not real, right? Yep, that's me. Just a figment of your imagination. I also thought I'd tack on these nails for pure hilarity...you little shi....*sigh* Anyway, can I help you with something?	My Dad says that God isn't real, he says that we derived from Planets smashing together. Oh does he now?	He also says people were feeble minded and would believe anything you tell them, that's why you are such a powerful influence these days. Does Mr. Know-it-All know how to cure Colon Cancer? Because "The Planet's" are giving it to him as we speak.

 

You're never too old to Save The Day! by Digger 8-18-03
Teh Evils have spraeded OVER TEH CONUTRY! we r scrued, btw. SuperGrama, get u suit on, we need = fite crime but i si too old tehes days	dued! yes u can fite now, u not taht old. HEY...u cuold use teh stick of buter 4 weapons. be all liek "maek way fukrs, i si carry teh butter of DOOM ONO!" ur liek makin a piont! let me go get siut on 4 fite crime

 

Early Christmas? That's Blasphemous! by Digger 8-18-03
tihs has 2 work!		wut? i fukn C U tehre, hidng. all u kids r greedpeens. Lways wunting persents early. well fukoff cuz im watchin Golden Gilrs. ROFL @ Blanch 4 = granma whore

 

Heaven is overcrowded with "Dirt" by Digger 8-18-03
ohi, i m old women. will u hlep me cross teh stret safely? osure! buts i si old 2 so u can help me across teh street 2?	ono........tehy dead.............how buot a moment of silence u fukrs....liek wait 3 minuts of no talk.	here u go m8, 2 old ppls wtf u peenload, stpo giving me OLD WOMENS! how abuot some yung 19yr old bewbs up in here. LOLOLOLS

 

Basically how it happened by Digger 8-18-03
Jesus and Moses walk into Egypt	GRR Snarl GRR ya, u c taht guy rite tehere? Well, u r gonna believe in his dad or we = kill u til u dead	O - K

 

KKK stands 4 NERD, LEWLS by Digger 8-18-03
HRRY MOM! Get teh B B Gun uot here, tehy is burning a lower case "t" out on uor lawn!	wtf taek u so long	donut worry son, tehy is just mad coz i secertly m dating tehy dads ROFL wtf, well i m go burn a lower case M on tehy lawns so they have = truoble mowing teh lawn in teh mornin LEWLZ!

 

Well, it can't get any worse. by Digger 8-18-03
LSTN bebe, lose teh 0 n get wiht teh HERO hes no a 0, hes a waterbug	ya dick, u offnended me, i m sensatvie abuot my wiehgt	Feeling bad about his lack of kindness, he went on a date with the waterbug to mars. wtf u. I thuoght mars was Red planet liek in teh movie "TEH PLANET TAHT WAS RED" wiht val klimer o, well u c, it was al a Hoax! I m rely a big alein n now u will have my bebes pop out u chest

 

The Difference by Digger 8-20-03
O YAY 4 HI-SPED BRADBOAND INTENURT! I CAN SEE TEH BEWBIES	Lewk familyiar? ROFL i no!	i si on 56k mowdem, i si still loading teh bewbies. =[

 

The Matrix by Digger 8-20-03
	Neo, u = Duracel Batrey liek in my walkman, lewl. BTW u r in martix naw dawg

 

The Most Realistic Fight Scene EVER! by Digger 8-20-03
AT SKOOL LUCNH O U R SO DED in recesses!~!! Meat me by teh swings, under TEH MONKEH BARS	THE SCOOL CHILDKIDS HYPE UP TEH FITE CONTESTING pssst is u hear? tehy go swingfists! pssst taecher touched me 4 A+	AT RECES! UDNER TEH SWINGS, LET MOTRAL KOMBET BEGIN, (pretedn i sound liek shredder...err i mean wtf his name......teh emporer guy.....wtf! brb i go look up on search engine, rofl my dad can baet up u dad, osnaps! lest go paly in teh slide! K! lats 1 there si a rotten pewp

 

Superhero of the Century by Digger 8-20-03
HURRY Sidekik-Girl! I CENTS TRUBBLE! To Teh Pwn MobilE! F U, i m paly wiht my EZ Bake Ovn	Pretend it si taht ZOOM IN ZOOM BACK OUT Tihng. You know, Liek....DUH NUH NUH NUH DUH DUH!	ONO, IT SI MY ARCH NEMSIS, "Cpat. ShitFUX" DONUT WORY CITIZENS OF EARHT. HE WILL DID DEFEATED! drats, u juts did defeated me, AHHH I M METLING! ONO!!!!! btw u not invited 2 my brithday party

 

Stereotypical Bob makes his rounds by Digger 8-22-03
Stereotypical Bob always elaborates on the music. I M SO EMO! so bascialy u r homo. rofl	i lisnt 2 rap, showty who si bebe sitting ur 14 kids, LMOA	All of these stereotypes are not true, hence the Stereotype. Except the first one, that ones true. I LSNT 2 CUONTRY MUSIC YEHAW i go warn u sister, LEWLZ

 

Jumpin' on the 'Arnold Bandwagon' by Digger 8-22-03
Digger vs. Bird, no not teh Larry Bird, lewlz DUED NO WAY! U = HEAR Abuot Anrold Schweizenhugen runin 4 teh Guvner for CALIFRONAI OMGF really? shutup. Whyfuk u care? U Live in Minnesota	coz i watch teh TV. n teh news was all liek "omfg arnlod si teh man" n i was liek DUED YAH LIEK IN TOTAL RECALL WHEN HE HAD TEH 3 BEWBS! >=[	o fuku, u juts mad cuz he si teh gratest tihng since teh Yo-yo ball no, i mad cuz taht fukr owes me $7.50 for JUNIOR, LAWLZ. o how si taht baby doing n e way?

 

Robo-Pinocchio by Digger 8-23-03
ohi dad, i watn 2 be a REEL BOY 4 REEL ti.......si.......ALIVE!	but i m 2 be a real byo! jesus fuk christ, cannot u kids B happy n e more tehse days? FFS, how buot i buy u a Nintedno. how taht suond? a bright shiny new nitnedon. U can paly TETRIS wiht u friends.	i si tinkerbell, i m here 2 fulfill ur wishes so u can become a REEL BOY! no srry, u can fukoff now. My dad si buy me a nintendo

 

Dear Diary... by Digger 8-23-03
DEAR DIARY-A. LEWL. I m 2 rite u today abuot my truoble in teh 4th GRADE n skewl	tihs 1 fat kid was all liek, gimme u brownie at lucnh. I was liek "WTF no get u own" n he wuz all liek "DUED i take teh browni or u = beat up in teh face. I was liek NOOOO....	teh moral of teh stori is taht i gave teh fatso my bronwie n he got belly button cancer n died.

 

Be happy with what you got, K? by Digger 8-24-03
On a foggy December's Eve, Santa entered the chimney with a smile and a bag of goodies. ohi little childs, u got coal cuz u paly wiht u self at nitetime, OMG I JK JK JK JK u did good tihs year, teh SATNA brings u stuffs 4 to paly wiht. okewl, it si teh game "MYST" *palys*.....Tihs si teh stupidest thign Ive EVUR PALYD IN TEH EVER! santa u ruined christmas	Santa tries harder.....The next year *opens up gift* HERE SI TEH INTERNIT shit son, u aint lied, it si teh internet......and.......i juts beat it! it was suxballs, wut else u got?	u know, i gave sum kid in Africaland a peanut n he was all liek "SANTA, i wish u my dad but wihtout teh AIDS tihs time" u know what, fuku, ur presetn is 2 watch rhino secks on discov. chanel 4 EVER Discovery Channel: "Lewk at teh MAJESTIC RHINO insurt his horned Penis in her scaley-gyna. MAGNICIFANT!"

 

Mind your parents or else you'll become Retarded. by Digger 8-24-03
FUKNSHIT MA! I'm GOIN OUOTSIDE 2 Play RIDEBIKE! U Best ware a helmut! Or else u will end up special LIEK U BROHTER!	Tihs si what happens when u CRash at Ridebiking! I TLOD U 2 WHERE A HELMUT! NWO GO BEBESIT UR BROTHER!	OMAN! Kids, u shuld never ridebike EVUR, i tihnk it gave me Diabetes too. GOD IHATE bebesitting my brohter. he also wuz in bike crashed. WHERE SI LARRY? HE STOLE TEH FAMLY FOTO! I NEED 2 PEE MY PANTS NM I PEED MY PANTS, MOM! WARN TEH NEIGHBORS cuz teh COSBY SHOW IS ON!

 

Ninety-Nine reasons your dad beats you. by Digger 8-25-03
(99th comic celebration) 99 bottle of beer on teh wall 9-9 botle of BEAR!	u taek 1 down! 'n pass it rounds	u girls si not old enuff 2 drink yet. plus u didn'ot let me sing a verse so u gets tixet 4 not be nice.

 

Sleep in heavenly peace by Digger 8-26-03
Hey guys, this is my 100th comic. I'm going to celebrate by having this young girl here sing 'Silent Night'. Enjoy and Thanks for the laughs so far. Silent Night, Hooooly Night *Bang*	All is CALM *BANG BANG*	ALL IS BRIGHT!! O IST SANTA! HI Tehre Santa, M I GET Teh Pony i wanted? WTF! Did u not hear ME?! I wuz stuck in teh chimney 4 liek 2 hours! I had 2 eat my best reindeer 2 saty ALIVE! as 4 ur pony, u get teh rest of Rudolph = Teh Crotch!

 

Scariest Alien Invasion Scenario by Digger 8-27-03
ohi zoltorv! Get teh guns Reddy, we invade tehse fukrs k, Hihg Five!	gdo dammit, i haet beaming down, takes liek.....20 minuts. We could paly 20 qeustoins.....high fiev?	GODAMIT Zoltorv, WORNG COORDINATS AGAIN! u get tikcet 4 being in jail, i let u freind go cuz he gave me hi-five

 

Sharing is C-A-R-I-N-G by Digger 8-30-03
Scrooge was visited by 3 ghosts. The Ghost of Christmas Past... o, i was peein on tihs hunderd dolor bill n u came in, wtf u want? oOoOoOoH! be scrade of me! n e way, u r always been a Greedpeen. Share For fuksakes, oshit i need busfair hoem, help? nm gotta go	The Ghost of Christmas Present! Presntly.....u fukn starin at me liek i m a peproni piza, quit it fats. k bye!	The Ghost of Christmas Future! what in teh hell! i am teh not live. ware were u? i m teh ghost of christmas past too. but u didn'ot give me busfairs 2 come visit u, ur own fualt. how u tihnk i feel? i had 2 steal tiny tims crutch 2 race here only 2 tell u taht u alreddy dead.

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