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by Digger
1-02-02
He can never know.
ogm! why u turn? fuku
I think we need sex.
okewl, l r sex man
but i si robot
olook, i m bath

 

by Digger
1-02-02
o no, i m in hell
i m fire, u lose sole
i wonder.....
o no, he si thinking
olook, we r prisoned
ogay, lets go

 

by Digger
1-02-02
i si send u email
i kno, i si pimp, i m get hook ups
well, u red emial?
no, jackmove, i leve
nodoby reds mhy emial!
i red yu emial

 

by Digger
1-02-02
GRR litle Girl! ono...be scaredd!
i si not see yu, u r invsibile
ono, i m?
yes red robot
if i m invisble, how u kno i m red?
becoz u r gonna sux my peen

 

by Digger
1-02-02
ohi, yu want to dance?
ohi, o, if u scru up, u get lasr!
u is silly, i si santa, i win dance contest
ono, u will defet me
i si teh winner
u si in jail for dance too good

 

by Digger
1-02-02
BOOGA! i m demon, u si scared!
but i si carry flag
BOOGA! u drop flag and scraem in frite.
ono! but this si teh flag i need
ok, i take u insted
i can see ur peen

 

by Digger
1-03-02
ohi, si u my brohter?
ono, u mite be
u si ugly brothre
ofuckhim
owait, i sorry
fuku

 

by Digger
2-13-02
ish da moose GANGSTA.....back up f00
ono! i si fukn cover mah peen
okewl, i m strong man, shit son
he is 4 reel
o, bythe way, i am fukn snomwan
me too

 

by Digger
8-01-02
she fukn saw jesus 4 reel
Oh my fuck! SAVE ME LITTLE GYRL!
omygod its fukn jesus, no way jesus
Jesus was omfg skinny n shit
listen, i'll save yu and such
ono! i am go
jesus cant swim
oshit son, will yu fukn save me?
im fukn swimmin, step off deez nuts

 

by Digger
8-01-02
so i says, i says......I GOT TEH NUTS 4 FUKN SAKES
ohmyshitgod! U DIDNTS MAN?! DID U?
teh beetle was fukn gonna try
yah, then i siad "IM FUKN SQUIRL U BETTR RUN FUKU"
okewl, let me try 4 reel
teh beetle was in for a battle, i mean...liek one of those woldr war 24 battles, oshit
wtf, im gonna eat ur shoelaces and such
its okay, pac man got my fukn back

 

by Digger
8-01-02
but where was teh scoob?
oh my shit, booga! yur fukn run now
ono, arm is comin fukn at us scoob!
Scoob was on teh way, be fukn in suspense n shit
i mean it, yur like fukn gonna be grabbed by my fingers, omg
i got an army of scooby doo, he is got mah back in fite contest
Scoob was in teh tub, he sent his cousin "Boom!"
ono, i just did defeated! i am really teh mayor
i saved teh fukn day, okewl

 

by Digger
8-01-02
The clown was spooked.
Where can I find the Alamo?
OMFG! YU R AN INDIAN! OFUK
The clown disliked the kind stranger
Now listen here, I just want to get to the Alamo
GODFUKNHELPME!! INDIANS R MADE OF TUNA N SHIT
The Magical Indian turned him into a Green Bean. What bad Karma.
I'll just find it myself.
NO!!! I JUST FUKN LOOKD HIM IN TEH EYE! IM FUKN NOW A GREENBEAN N SHIT, FUKU!!!

 

by Digger
8-01-02
DIGGER!
DIGGER?
YES, DIGGER!!!!!
Ohhh, DIGGER
Nobody fukn knows
Digger is so fat
omfg, he is so skinny n shit

 

by Digger
6-24-03
he's fukn robbin a bank in teh city
This si a stickup, U! Put teh monies in teh bag
but i m secruty guard, m8
ono!
o
c, i dont has teh monies, guy
sum ppl has teh WURST LUCK, FFS!
ofux, i guess i go home n program my VCR n such
c u l8tr, bebe

 

by Digger
6-25-03
Tehy had info 4 u to lurn bout teh france
ohi pplz, we r from frenchland
oui oui, FFS
KEEP ON TEH DOWNLWO HUSH SHUSH FUKR
Tihs si so confidential info 4 u
4 reel, b quiet or france govt takes u first born bebe
Rite tihs down...!
CROISSANT!
CROISSANT!

 

by Digger
6-25-03
she wuz liek fukn not sure
ohi jesus, i m ask u a ??
oh FFS, pliz give me a corn on teh cob n i will anser
jsus, wuts teh meaning of lief
.......
to eat corn ons teh cob, fukr

 

by Digger
6-25-03
IMPROTANT ???'s need 2 b ansered, im talkin 4 reel
oh ist santa, u si smart guy, i asks u a thing
wtf
he's gunna find uot, finaly!
where r teh bebe's cum frum?
F U
now u no
hear, have teh baby plz

 

by Digger
6-25-03
Tehy met liek MAGIC! liek teh magic when daved cooperfield dissapeared teh statue fo librty
ohi ben affleck, i m teh j lo
ofux, u kno....u r!
gives me j00 peen n we make bebes
o no
DENIED IM SAYD!
wut teh holdup? open up j00 pant
listen bebeshits, u ass is teh moon size, srry kthxbye

 

by Digger
6-26-03
This is what you people consider funny, here at stripcreator.com
You are such a moron!
You're walking on thin ice, TERRY!
Screw this, I'm leaving.
ROFLMAO!! OMG ROOFLES! Tihs si so funny taht i got cancer in teh left bewb!
What? I said he was walking on thin ice.
Sploosh! Crash! Sploosh!

 

by Digger
6-26-03
Pumpkin thought this would be fun
I'm stuck
dyke!
turns out hes too cool for you
I am cooler then this bitch
I have 8 STDs.
dinosaurs like beer
quit trying to stick that there!
I have 8 STDs

 

by Digger
7-16-03
o, si a good tihng i found u, coz u gotta die now k? okewl lets go
wtf
U R in truoble coz u 8 teh mayor's nuts
srry, brb
OH TAHT CLEVR LITTLE RODETN got teh best of deth!
i wonder whare teh little guy went, prolly 2 teh market 4 potatos on sale
ur fired

 

by Digger
7-16-03
ure mama so fat, when she sits around teh house, she is so fukn fat
F U
F U 2
NO U
K
Bye

 

by Digger
7-16-03
wtf u palyin?
pac man u llama cock, cannot u c my fukn shirt?
o srry i thuoght ti was a pizza n a oreo
wtf cuntfag u r stupd, IT SI PACMAN!
r u sher? wut duz teh tag on ur back say?
o wow, it si says a pizza n oreo. okewl, u liek should work 4 NASA coz u r fukn genius, im tawkin liek a nerd who palys on teh caluclator lots

 

by Digger
7-16-03
So God said....
LET THERE BE LIGHT!
U Fuxbutt, TERN IT OFF!
he was almost had me at orgams

 

by Digger
7-16-03
hai, we r listening 2 rap MUISC
i m beat box, boosh boosh wizza wizza boom boom
i tihnk tihs is 50 CENT
i tihnk so 2, coz he's all liek "U KEN FIDN ME IN TEH CLUB WE R HAVIN SEX IN TEH CLUB 2 COZ WE R FUKN in TEH BACK OF TEH CLUB FFS"
Acutally ti wasnt 50cents, ti was my granpa on teh toilet maken pewps, sounds = same. ROFFLLEE!! lewlz!
tihs ngga ken bounce
liek on a pogostick im sayin

 

by Digger
7-17-03
At the clinic....
Hello sir, are you here to donate blood?
OMF!! U R VAPMIRE?! GODFUKNHELPME!
No, we are here to provide for others that are less fortunate
OMFG! U R KILLING PPL N GIVIN TEH BLOOD 2 TEH RETARDED VAPMIRES! HLEP ME, FFS!
Take her down, clown.
........
shit son, BLOOD SI ON TEH WALLS NOW. IM FUKN A GONER, FUKU cuz i m hold uot my arms n make a fukn cross 4 reel

 

by Digger
7-19-03
wtf u eating
rice o roni
si it taste like teh yummy ice creme
ist fukn rice O RONI
why arnt we melt yet? ist liek teh fukn summer
RICE - O - RONI u fukr

 

by Digger
7-19-03
Strike 1
ohi sir, where is teh nearest bahtroom
no
Strike 2
o ist a football palyer, tehy no where bahtrooms R
wts, plz move, ur on my moon
STRIKE 3!
u fuks no where i ken make teh peepee?
Dad, i m eat him, k thx

 

by Digger
7-19-03
1 fihs
2 fihs
red fihs
blu fihs
wtf, get off my lawn
k

 

by Digger
7-29-03
o i m so srry Mrs. Parker but u is teh dead
taht 1 fat kid hit me in car accidnet didnt he
yes im srry, u not did make it
o who teh fux r u then?
im j00 guardin angel sent frum heavin
wts, where were u tehn? Prolly fuxbutt'n my G-Pa!

 

by Digger
7-29-03
im srry jesus, u cant park hear
i live here ffs
yah but u is teh parkin here when u fukn cant! i m teh law i m make rules u must obey or i take u 2 jail n arrest u n i m teh FUKN LAW
mai dad is givin u diahrea rite now u M-F'er
oshit he is. well u get a fukn tixet ne way 4 bein 2 skinny
well how bout u flip me a cupple hugnry man dinners, bebe?

 

by Digger
7-29-03
WTF I KANT BELIEVE I FUKN LOST RUDOLF teh red nosed GEYFAG!
o
u ken be my sleigh? how bouts it, im tawkin liek u'll be in teh air goin all liek "neh neh neh zoom zoom up down zoomin nshit" liek a majesitc fukn bumblebee goin all over the fukn place, k m8?
mebe...i tihnks about it
k well i m add a carrot penis 2 u
ogood coz i haf to pee. thx

 

by Digger
7-29-03
OMF! ist almost TIEM TO SCARE TEH CHILDS!
ono! i not reddy, i dont have my fukn costume on, m8
HURRY TEHY IS COMMING
wtf im not dun yet
ONO CHILDS! LOOK!! ist teh scariest BENCH U EVER SAWED! TIRCK OR TRET IF U DARE, FUKNSHIT!
Boo, i'm says, 4 reel

 

by Digger
7-30-03
osnaps! is taht teh new GAME!?
yuh dawg, ist called "DOOM"
DOOD NO 4 REEL IS IT? LIEK TEH 1 on THE TV COMMIRICAL?
ya dog, im tawkin TEH 1 ON TEH COOMERCIL, AS SEEN ON TV FFS
can i paly? how do u paly ne way?
ok u c taht dodge ball? K i pikt it up, now u just thwro it at teh fat kid. ist so E Z m8

 

by Digger
7-30-03
WELOCME TO TEH AOL, YOU HAVE GOT EMIAL
o ist TEH INTONERT!
OGM! I M liek...chatting with ppl frum liek....Africa n shit! *type**type**type* Ant Digger: HOW IS TEH KANGAROO IN ARFICA M8?
go away....palyin slingo......no tiem 4 u nemore, asshat
but i thought we fukn had sumthin specail =(

 

by Digger
7-30-03
DADD!!! or i meen GOD....wahtever teh fux u want me to call u
oyes mai son?
why teh hell am i die 4 these bitchmos?
coz tehy r douche begs, u c?
WTF no, i dont get it sir
ROLFFS! I'm a donkeh now. i can do tihs coz im god u know. ROLFMOA! i just maked a donkeh pewp!

 

by Digger
7-30-03
i want 2 go sleeps but teh boogyman mite GET ME if i tern off teh liteswitch
*click*
wth was taht?!
Srry, Boggyman si on vacation, im his repalicement. So....run around n scream n be fukn scared liek pretend im a gost plz....RARR n shit

 

by Digger
7-30-03
i m super hero stan. wiht teh ablility 2 melt fire
o? i m superhero bob, wiht teh ablility 2 morphitate into tihngs!!
SAVE TEH DAY, GUYZ PLZ
i got tihs outfit at J C PEENIES
o liek on sale? me 2! it even comes wiht a coffee mug symbol on teh front
FUKN SAVE TEH DAY ALREADY!
remmber when i saved teh day last tuesday?
no, but i morphitated into a telephant, WIHT TEH POWER 2 EAT PEANUTS!

 

by Digger
8-06-03
*tap tap tap* PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS!
man o man i haet SCKOOL!
TEW PULS TEW = FRO!
conrgatulatons, u lurnt skewl
rox

 

by Digger
8-06-03
WIND!
WATER!
DOGFOOD!
BABIES!
These Elements combined summon....CAPTAIN PLANET!
si my evil NEMSIS...."Teh PEEN!" What he do now
he 8 my thum :(

 

by Digger
8-07-03
WTF A Tronado came n blu my house in teh sky n i landed n shit on sum fat bitch....n her sox ran under my house, WAT IS GOIN ONS?
STFU n follow teh yellow BIRCK ROOD
ohi mr Scarecow. im goin 2 teh fuxn Wizard, u comin?
im jesus u fucktard, o ya u shood open up teh curtin n find teh wizard inside teh curtin ware he is tawkin in a mic liek try to = confuse u. get me down btw, i cum wiht, jesus needs brians in his hed
ogm! Ur wizard all along, why i go on super long trip, ware liek fukn flyin monkehs in clown soots attaked us liek Vietnam FUKN WAR nshit
coz jesus was liek sad n lonely n such, jessu needs freinds 2 u fukn asshat. im tawkin inconsiderate

 

by Digger
8-07-03
ohi, i m Scrappy TEH Clown
n i m Crappy Teh Clown
We liek 2 eat U CHILDS! ALL OF U is food 4 CLOWNS RARR
ono i m food, my liver maed crunch sounds coz he si eatin me
4 reel
u left nun 4 me. i m sad clown. ROOFLES I SED SAD CLOWN, ROLFMOA! o yah, ure on next....boss sez u gotta juggle ur parents

 

by Digger
8-07-03
*Boom Chicka Wow Wow*
y is tehre a slap bass palyin in teh background......omg Digger no, plz no! ogod i hate u fukr
*Bum Chicka Chicka Boom Boom*
*Boom Boom Chicka Wow Wow*
i hope u liek anal coz tehy call me "TEH BUG WHO LIEKS TEH BUTTHUMPIN" but u can call me Carl. I got teh nicknaem in church 1 day...my mom was all liek "WTF take showers" n i was liek "Butthumpin"

 

by Digger
8-07-03
OH 4 YAY! I maed a snowguy n put teh magical hat on his hed, SPAEK FROSTIE SPEKE
F U
'rnt u supposd to sing me holly jolly fukn songs n such?
o ya *sing* eat yellow snow
u ruined christmas

 

by Digger
8-07-03
waitin 4 teh bus
yup
WAITIN.........4 teh bus
yup
Waitin 4.....
mom died

 

by Digger
8-07-03
fukn shit!
wat?
i slept in u fukwad, ist almost nite time!
o
i kno, i'll just say taht all teh kids were naughty. Score 1 for Santa!
=( i'll just tell my kids u were kidnapped by grapes

 

by Digger
8-07-03
O MAN, I SO JUST NADED U
NO F-in WAY, I just snipered rifled U in teh FACE b4 u thru it
OMFG i cant find u, wtf
......knife...IN YOUR BACK! OMG I SO GOT U
ohi big bro, R U downloding Pornonography?
Fukoff we r palyin Super Mario Bros.

 

by Digger
8-07-03
Hello Moses, What news did you bring from my father?
dunno, o yah, he gave me these fukn tablet things
.......AND?
dunno, we were all liek hungry so we ated it, i sorta remembered 1 thing, it was liek "Don't sleep wiht ur neighbors kids" or sum shit
n e way, how=you?
FFS

 

by Digger
8-07-03
AT TEH MALL
ohi, i m doing a survay, wood u liek to parcitiapate?
no srry
ohk, first Qeustion....Have u been 2 a mall B4
i m at 1, u fux
I M SHURE U Ken RELAYT? Right m8?
last questoin, ware is teh nearest mall?
omfg if only i hads a hammr...teh back of ur hed would = claw holder

 

by Digger
8-07-03
ohey tehre Q-T, Wood U LIEK SOME CANDY?!
Yah dawg, tehy give u cavities
HERE U GO, Sweet delicuos SNICKER BAR 4 U 2 EAT
okewl, thx kind stranger man wiht teh candy bars
Well, C Ya
L8ter guy

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