Ninety-Nine reasons your dad beats you.

Author: Digger

Date: August 25, 2003

by Digger
8-25-03
(99th comic celebration)
99 bottle of beer on teh wall
9-9 botle of BEAR!
u taek 1 down!
'n pass it rounds
u girls si not old enuff 2 drink yet. plus u didn'ot let me sing a verse so u gets tixet 4 not be nice.